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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3010 on: February 21, 2020, 08:06:05 AM »


He ded.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3011 on: February 21, 2020, 08:16:18 AM »
:lol  That took me a good minute and 3 read-throughs.
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« Reply #3012 on: February 21, 2020, 08:17:31 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3013 on: February 21, 2020, 08:18:28 AM »
Oh man... RIP.  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3014 on: February 21, 2020, 01:53:57 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3015 on: February 25, 2020, 07:52:09 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3016 on: February 25, 2020, 08:42:23 AM »
Joke isn't bad, but do each of them have one eye that is actually a few inches outside their head?  WTF?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3017 on: February 25, 2020, 09:08:44 AM »
Yeah I've seen comics from that same author, and that seems to be the case in all of them. It's the style, I guess.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3018 on: February 26, 2020, 06:08:39 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3019 on: February 26, 2020, 07:18:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/AlexSkolnick/status/1232084396834009088?s=20

I can't get it to actually appear as a pic, but I thought this was really funny. 

Wait, screen cap:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3020 on: February 26, 2020, 07:38:34 AM »
As someone who has never used twitter, and did not pay attention to the date at first, I had to read it twice to realize the order lol  :lol
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« Reply #3021 on: February 26, 2020, 07:48:37 AM »
That is glorious!  As a smartass, I used to do stuff like that.  If someone said "Tell me something I don't know" I'd whip out some physics or music theory or something.  But seeing a well-constructed response like that in print is next-level shit.

The girl is hot, too, but seriously not as hot as that response.

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« Reply #3022 on: February 26, 2020, 07:52:56 AM »
I can't help it; I laughed at that when I saw it, I laughed again when I looked it up to see if it was legit, I laughed again when I posted it, and I just laughed AGAIN when I came back to see the responses.   I suppose it's not the funniest thing ever, but for whatever reason it tickles the funny bone. 

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« Reply #3023 on: February 26, 2020, 08:17:31 AM »
Yea I saw that on twitter, got a good laugh at it. So well done  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3024 on: February 28, 2020, 07:28:19 AM »



« Last Edit: February 28, 2020, 07:36:02 AM by Zydar »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3026 on: February 28, 2020, 09:19:40 AM »
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« Reply #3027 on: March 02, 2020, 05:43:38 AM »



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« Reply #3029 on: March 03, 2020, 04:49:05 AM »

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3030 on: March 05, 2020, 03:50:27 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #3031 on: March 06, 2020, 04:44:38 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3034 on: March 06, 2020, 10:09:54 AM »
This happened to me this morning.

So I had an issue with one of our credit cards so I had them to call them. I finally get through to a representative, and he states his name is..



LUCIFER.

WTF?  :lol 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3035 on: March 06, 2020, 10:12:05 AM »
This happened to me this morning.

So I had an issue with one of our credit cards so I had them to call them. I finally get through to a representative, and he states his name is..



LUCIFER.

WTF?  :lol

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Similar but not as good as someone actually saying it: last year one of our parts guys called the shop. I look over at the phone and it says "BATMAN."  A couple months ago I walk into work and the first phone call I see on the ID says "YO MAMA"  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3036 on: March 06, 2020, 10:26:45 AM »
I can actually one-up that.  When I was in college, I got a job at a department store's headquarters, in the department where we called up credit card holders that were past due on their bills to get them to pay up.  We all sat in a big cubicle farm with our computers and phones.  A central auto-dialer would dial the customer, and if they picked up, it would route the call to one or our computers, and the customer info would come up on screen, and we would have to instantly start talking.  There was more or less a script that was pretty standard to start off the call, and it was easy to quickly assimilate the pertinent info while talking, so it isn't nearly as hard as it might sound.  Anyhow, I was in training with two other new-hires and my supervisor during the first week at work, and it was my turn to take some calls.  The other two and my supervisor were huddled in next to me with their own headsets to listen in on the call.  The biggest fear was saying the wrong thing or freezing up.  So, I get to this one call.  I hear it connect, and start my scripted intro as the data comes up on the screen:  "Good evening, this is Mr. [Bosk] calling.  May I please speak with..."  I pause mid-sentence as I silently read the name onscreen, which I assume belonged to a nice Vietnamese gentleman:  "Phuc D. Cao."  I sat there silently looking at the screen, and trying to stifle myself.  After a few seconds, I just said, "Yeah...I'm gonna have to call back," and hung up.  My supervisor just smiled and said something like, "Yeah, don't worry about it.  Next call."
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3037 on: March 06, 2020, 10:29:22 AM »
Holy crap, I would've bust up laughing  :lol
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« Reply #3038 on: March 06, 2020, 10:32:04 AM »
To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank. 
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« Reply #3039 on: March 06, 2020, 01:27:06 PM »
5 words into Bosk's post I knew exactly what that story was going to be. And I enjoyed it just as much as I did reading it the first time
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3040 on: March 06, 2020, 01:29:07 PM »
To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.

I mean, I guess it's good his last name was Yu.


Though then it had potential to go all Glengarry Glen Ross.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3041 on: March 06, 2020, 01:32:46 PM »
5 words into Bosk's post I knew exactly what that story was going to be. And I enjoyed it just as much as I did reading it the first time
I didn't remember telling that one here. But glad you remember it. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3042 on: March 06, 2020, 02:11:22 PM »
 :lol I'm glad you had some witnesses for that one too

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3043 on: March 06, 2020, 02:28:19 PM »
To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.

I mean, I guess it's good his last name was Yu.


Though then it had potential to go all Glengarry Glen Ross.

"Sir is this uh.....what's your name sir?"
"Phuc Yu! That's my name!"

Mr. Yu drives an $80,000 BMW.

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« Reply #3044 on: March 06, 2020, 02:56:36 PM »
I must've been getting popcorn for those 8 minutes.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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