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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2835 on: November 20, 2019, 08:44:39 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2836 on: November 21, 2019, 01:00:45 AM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2837 on: November 21, 2019, 05:47:39 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2838 on: November 21, 2019, 09:09:21 AM »
lol That reminded me of the old, yet still funny "new camera phone" pictures.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2839 on: November 22, 2019, 08:19:09 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2840 on: November 22, 2019, 10:44:26 AM »
Yeah, but my daughter still loves me.  She said so. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2841 on: November 22, 2019, 11:07:54 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2842 on: November 22, 2019, 11:31:12 AM »
Quote from: Stadler on November 22, 2019, 10:44:26 AM
Yeah, but my daughter still loves me.  She said so. 

Yes, but before or after you said "It puts the lotion in the basket!"?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2843 on: November 24, 2019, 02:34:42 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2844 on: November 24, 2019, 02:42:55 PM »
I will wager the cover charge that Mardi Gras, the nudie bar in the next town over, will be packed Thursday night.   
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2845 on: November 25, 2019, 07:30:22 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2846 on: November 25, 2019, 11:41:34 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2847 on: November 25, 2019, 10:37:04 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2848 on: November 25, 2019, 10:44:42 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2849 on: November 25, 2019, 10:58:52 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2850 on: November 27, 2019, 05:19:28 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2851 on: November 27, 2019, 10:41:53 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2852 on: November 27, 2019, 11:41:33 AM »
Seems legit.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2853 on: November 27, 2019, 07:49:26 PM »
Sunning your butthole....... :spitcoffee:  :lmao:

I.......cant..........stop.......laughing........ :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2854 on: November 27, 2019, 08:44:32 PM »
But she feels surges of... energy almost immediately!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2855 on: November 27, 2019, 08:52:55 PM »
People are strange  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2856 on: November 27, 2019, 09:02:34 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2857 on: November 28, 2019, 05:37:17 AM »
"Mmmm. Nourishing".  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2858 on: November 28, 2019, 07:39:44 AM »


You had me at cello.
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2859 on: November 28, 2019, 08:05:09 AM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2860 on: November 28, 2019, 10:00:31 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2861 on: November 28, 2019, 10:03:03 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2862 on: November 28, 2019, 10:20:53 AM »
I believe it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2863 on: November 28, 2019, 10:37:48 AM »
Butt Acapella.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2864 on: November 28, 2019, 05:59:47 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2865 on: November 28, 2019, 08:22:38 PM »
That reminds me of Billy Madison





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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2866 on: December 01, 2019, 06:54:12 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2867 on: December 01, 2019, 07:47:07 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2868 on: December 01, 2019, 10:39:03 AM »
isn't that a still from one of the scenes in the last season of Game Of Thrones?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2869 on: December 01, 2019, 10:48:00 AM »
Quote from: Stadler on December 01, 2019, 10:39:03 AM
isn't that a still from one of the scenes in the last season of Game Of Thrones?

Yeah, from Shmegland's Lair.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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