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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2695 on: August 18, 2019, 06:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on August 17, 2019, 12:51:42 PM


Florida Man strikes again!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2696 on: August 19, 2019, 04:00:05 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2697 on: August 19, 2019, 04:57:48 AM »
Took me a second, but  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2698 on: August 19, 2019, 08:06:00 AM »
 :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2699 on: August 19, 2019, 08:10:55 AM »
Don't many women complain that they "get in the way"?  :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2700 on: August 19, 2019, 08:16:01 AM »
Collateral damage
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2701 on: August 19, 2019, 09:23:52 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2702 on: August 19, 2019, 09:25:47 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2703 on: August 19, 2019, 11:07:08 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2704 on: August 19, 2019, 11:17:19 AM »
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The only thing that would make that better would be if this was Stadler.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2705 on: August 19, 2019, 11:18:39 AM »
Who says it's not? :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2706 on: August 19, 2019, 12:04:28 PM »
way off topic but what did I miss regarding the Sarah McLachlan avi's?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2707 on: August 19, 2019, 12:49:13 PM »
Quote from: T-ski on August 19, 2019, 12:04:28 PM
way off topic but what did I miss regarding the Sarah McLachlan avi's?

She's my favorite artist.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2708 on: August 19, 2019, 01:32:34 PM »
Stadler, I would have sworn that was Jennifer Lawrence.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2709 on: August 19, 2019, 01:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on August 19, 2019, 01:32:34 PM
Stadler, I would have sworn that was Jennifer Lawrence.

Haha, it does look like her.  But it's not (and she's not my favorite artist; it's a gag from one of the other threads; I think it was a roulette thread). 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2710 on: August 20, 2019, 09:32:53 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2711 on: August 20, 2019, 09:36:07 AM »
Oops.  I guess you could say it was truly a harvester of sorrow.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2712 on: August 20, 2019, 09:42:27 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on August 20, 2019, 09:36:07 AM
Oops.  I guess you could say it was truly a harvester of sorrow.

:lhk:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2713 on: August 20, 2019, 10:29:56 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on August 20, 2019, 09:36:07 AM
Oops.  I guess you could say it was truly a harvester of sorrow.

:lhk:

corn-gratulation on that joke.

But i think that went as planned, he didn't seem to want to stop lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2714 on: August 21, 2019, 02:08:43 AM »
I double checked to make sure this was real, and it is, a bright spot in the dark morbid world that is the TSA...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2715 on: August 21, 2019, 05:17:31 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2716 on: August 21, 2019, 06:29:26 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 21, 2019, 02:08:43 AM
I double checked to make sure this was real, and it is, a bright spot in the dark morbid world that is the TSA...



Is that just cover for people to get their fleshlights trough TSA without being hassled?  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2717 on: August 21, 2019, 09:36:10 AM »
Wow the TSA has a sense of humor?  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2718 on: August 21, 2019, 10:58:03 AM »
I saw that a few months ago while browsing their website. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2719 on: August 23, 2019, 01:19:02 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2720 on: August 23, 2019, 06:59:35 AM »
I think ill start using Post-lord from now on lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2721 on: August 23, 2019, 10:22:35 AM »
I"m adopting "Rupert's Fingers".  As if the lips and ass that makes up the standard hot dog isn't bad enough...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2722 on: August 23, 2019, 10:30:40 AM »
The Battle of Gridlington got me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2723 on: August 24, 2019, 04:26:00 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2724 on: August 24, 2019, 05:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on August 23, 2019, 10:22:35 AM
As if the lips and ass that makes up the standard hot dog isn't bad enough...

Still sounds better than a Clammy Rogers.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2725 on: August 27, 2019, 03:59:47 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2726 on: August 27, 2019, 05:15:20 PM »
Saw this "alien vs. predator" t-shirt on somebody at Universal Studios this past weekend and could barely stifle a giggle:  https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/89fq1o/alien_et_vs_predator_michael_jackson_tshirt/
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2727 on: August 27, 2019, 05:24:01 PM »
That's beautiful.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2728 on: August 27, 2019, 08:05:43 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on August 27, 2019, 05:15:20 PM
Saw this "alien vs. predator" t-shirt on somebody at Universal Studios this past weekend and could barely stifle a giggle:  https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/89fq1o/alien_et_vs_predator_michael_jackson_tshirt/

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2729 on: August 28, 2019, 12:50:02 AM »
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