Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number (Read 260404 times)

Podaar · « **Reply #2591 on:** July 02, 2019, 06:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on July 02, 2019, 03:16:08 AM

I think Noah is going to have a little trouble breeding the lions.

#gaypride

Lonk · « **Reply #2592 on:** July 02, 2019, 06:51:07 AM »

Stadler · « **Reply #2593 on:** July 02, 2019, 07:07:01 AM »

Quote from: TAC on July 01, 2019, 07:03:03 PM

See... I'd mark that right. That's my kind of thinking out of the box.

Stacy's mom has four kids. The first daughter is named April, the second daughter is named May, the third daughter is named June. What is the fourth child's name?

This was on America's Funniest Home videos, and "Dad" - who, in all fairness, was rousted from a nap by his insensitive kids with a video camera seconds prior to being faced with this existential crisis - got pissed and swatted the camera when he couldn't answer it.

Adami · « **Reply #2594 on:** July 02, 2019, 07:10:43 AM »

To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.

Stadler · « **Reply #2595 on:** July 02, 2019, 07:23:07 AM »

Quote from: Adami on July 02, 2019, 07:10:43 AM

To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.

I don't know what sport you watch, but I'm a Patriots fan. The right answer is clearly 4 foot.

Adami · « **Reply #2596 on:** July 02, 2019, 07:30:59 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on July 02, 2019, 07:23:07 AM

Quote from: Adami on July 02, 2019, 07:10:43 AM
To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.

I don't know what sport you watch, but I'm a Patriots fan. The right answer is clearly 4 foot.

4 feet? Is that why they have such trouble moving it?

I don't know a damn thing about football.

Lonk · « **Reply #2597 on:** July 02, 2019, 07:45:59 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on July 02, 2019, 07:23:07 AM

Quote from: Adami on July 02, 2019, 07:10:43 AM
To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.

I don't know what sport you watch, but I'm a Patriots fan. The right answer is clearly 4 foot.

Zydar · « **Reply #2598 on:** July 02, 2019, 08:18:33 AM »

Moving the G-string out of the way so I can screw.

Orbert · « **Reply #2599 on:** July 02, 2019, 10:24:50 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on July 02, 2019, 07:07:01 AM

Stacy's mom has four kids. The first daughter is named April, the second daughter is named May, the third daughter is named June. What is the fourth child's name?

The fourth child is Stacy. Her mom has four kids, and since we now know the names of the other three, Stacy must be the fourth.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2600 on:** July 02, 2019, 10:25:15 AM »

My kid hit me with that joke the other day!

Stadler · « **Reply #2601 on:** July 02, 2019, 11:15:51 AM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on July 02, 2019, 10:25:15 AM

My kid hit me with that joke the other day!

Were you sleeping on the couch in a NY Giants hoodie? If so, they taped you and you were on AFV the other day.

Big Hath · « **Reply #2602 on:** July 02, 2019, 10:39:13 PM »

sorry, you lost me at Stacy's mom . . .

Zydar · « **Reply #2603 on:** July 03, 2019, 06:01:57 AM »

Stadler · « **Reply #2604 on:** July 03, 2019, 07:41:32 AM »

That last one...

Lonk · « **Reply #2605 on:** July 03, 2019, 08:31:15 AM »

Today is my fiancee's last day at her current job. She just forwarded me the email she sent her coworkers and this was included.

Nekov · « **Reply #2606 on:** July 03, 2019, 10:51:35 AM »

lonestar · « **Reply #2607 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:50:55 AM »

A spot of Independence Day humor...

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #2608 on:** July 04, 2019, 07:00:49 PM »

That #gaypride on the Lion one works on multiple levels. Clever.

Zydar · « **Reply #2609 on:** July 05, 2019, 01:08:12 AM »

Stadler · « **Reply #2610 on:** July 05, 2019, 08:41:47 AM »

That kid is going to give me nightmares.

lonestar · « **Reply #2611 on:** July 05, 2019, 10:13:47 AM »

Bolsters · « **Reply #2612 on:** July 05, 2019, 07:29:14 PM »

Apparently it's just 3.3 inches, so he's good to go.

Zydar · « **Reply #2613 on:** July 08, 2019, 06:03:15 AM »

Holy shit.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2614 on:** July 08, 2019, 10:52:07 AM »

literally

Zydar · « **Reply #2615 on:** July 10, 2019, 08:22:21 AM »

Kwyjibo · « **Reply #2616 on:** July 10, 2019, 11:52:56 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck

The Walrus · « **Reply #2617 on:** July 12, 2019, 05:53:58 PM »

So this just happened on Facebook

lonestar · « **Reply #2618 on:** July 12, 2019, 06:27:15 PM »

Damn.....

Alestorm - 1
Dragonforce - 0

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #2619 on:** July 13, 2019, 05:12:56 AM »

Ouch!

Zydar · « **Reply #2620 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:24:59 AM »

lonestar · « **Reply #2621 on:** July 13, 2019, 10:33:12 AM »

The whole Area 51 thing is pretty hysterical, but this one had to be shared...

Stadler · « **Reply #2622 on:** July 13, 2019, 02:04:35 PM »

That's not funny. Area 51 is real, bro.

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #2623 on:** July 13, 2019, 04:02:12 PM »

They have months to move everything back to Hangar 18.

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #2624 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:54:35 PM »

What's that about storming Area 51?

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