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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2555 on: June 14, 2019, 03:02:48 PM »
Ha ha, basically!


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2556 on: June 17, 2019, 03:30:35 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2557 on: June 17, 2019, 04:50:17 AM »
haha yes, I remember 2011 memes
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2558 on: June 17, 2019, 06:56:29 AM »


I'm sure this is old too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2559 on: June 17, 2019, 09:06:36 AM »
Wtf
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2560 on: June 17, 2019, 09:54:55 AM »
We had all the poison sockets replaced when we bought the house.  But I always forget to turn off the band saw.


Meanwhile...



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2561 on: June 18, 2019, 07:11:30 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2562 on: June 18, 2019, 01:46:41 PM »
 :rollin

Funny, my parents moved to Jacksonville a couple years ago.  His new neighbor eventually put out an Alabama University flag.  My Dad immediately went on amazon to get a PSU flag for his house  :lol  Funny how true this neighbors and flags thing is

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2563 on: June 19, 2019, 08:20:28 AM »
This was big in Philly, too.  I was surprised too to see the zeal and vehemence around them as well.  (Where's Jammin'?  His sig used to address this.)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2564 on: June 24, 2019, 02:49:01 AM »
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« Reply #2565 on: June 24, 2019, 02:00:35 PM »
Only because I saw this episode yesterday lol

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« Reply #2566 on: June 25, 2019, 11:23:10 AM »
Only because I saw this episode yesterday lol


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2567 on: June 26, 2019, 07:09:36 AM »


I'm going to Hell.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2568 on: June 26, 2019, 07:27:38 AM »
You can hitch a ride with me.  I've been on the hell train for a few decades already.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2569 on: June 26, 2019, 08:44:03 AM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2570 on: June 26, 2019, 08:47:55 AM »
 :tup :tup :lol

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« Reply #2571 on: June 26, 2019, 09:07:18 AM »
Not for nothing, but CNN did a spot on location in Texas, at one of the detention centers.  And they helpfully put up a graphic of a map and had a big arrow to "CLINT".    In all caps, at quick glance...........................   

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2572 on: June 26, 2019, 10:12:01 AM »
Run by Counts?

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« Reply #2573 on: June 26, 2019, 10:15:48 AM »
Run by Counts?

That's what I thought too. Took me Stadler's post to get another perspective on this.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2574 on: June 26, 2019, 12:09:48 PM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2575 on: June 27, 2019, 06:11:52 AM »
He's got my vote.

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2576 on: June 27, 2019, 07:32:10 AM »
He's got my vote.



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2578 on: June 28, 2019, 12:07:46 PM »


I'm going to Hell.

Too soon, man, too soon....  ;-)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2579 on: June 28, 2019, 03:36:15 PM »
Parody Forklift Operator Training Video.

German with English Subs.

:lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DILjd69C0o
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2580 on: June 28, 2019, 04:08:01 PM »
Das ist wunderbar!  :rollin
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« Reply #2581 on: June 29, 2019, 08:28:19 AM »
Parody Forklift Operator Training Video.

German with English Subs.

:lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DILjd69C0o

wtf :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2582 on: June 29, 2019, 01:51:19 PM »
That's a classic, really. The voice-over (Egon Hoegen) was especially famous for a serious TV series about traffic safety (each episode 5 minutes long, aired between 1966 and 2005). That makes it even funnier.   
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2583 on: June 30, 2019, 06:56:51 AM »
That's a classic, really. The voice-over (Egon Hoegen) was especially famous for a serious TV series about traffic safety (each episode 5 minutes long, aired between 1966 and 2005). That makes it even funnier.   

Der 7. Sinn was kind of a german television classic. Yeah, and as you said, that voice makes it even funnier.  :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2584 on: July 01, 2019, 05:17:35 PM »
Not sure if this should go here or on the "mildly irritating" thread, but I found it funnier than annoying, so here goes.

My son is between his junior and senior years of high school and is doing his government and economics requirements online over the summer.  He took care of a bunch of assignments today, and I was sending him a text to say, "Good work on your assignments!"  I have auto-complete on and had typed "Good work on your as," the first option auto-complete came up with was "asshole."  Putting the second "s" in gave me "assignment" as the first option but still gave "asshole" as an option.  WTF?!
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« Reply #2585 on: July 01, 2019, 05:19:45 PM »
I think that says a lot about how much you use the word “asshole”  :police: ::)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2586 on: July 01, 2019, 05:20:52 PM »
:lol  Well, I guess autocorrect knows something you don't.
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« Reply #2587 on: July 01, 2019, 05:21:11 PM »
I think that says a lot about how much you use the word “asshole”  :police: ::)

That's the thing:  I don't use it often.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2588 on: July 01, 2019, 07:03:03 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2589 on: July 02, 2019, 03:16:08 AM »


I think Noah is going to have a little trouble breeding the lions.

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