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Offline Chino

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2450 on: May 02, 2019, 10:51:58 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2451 on: May 02, 2019, 11:15:42 AM »
:lol  So true!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2452 on: May 03, 2019, 08:54:12 AM »
New Sonic The Hedgehog movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/Hu6lq1E7AsA
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2453 on: May 03, 2019, 01:37:46 PM »
Quote from: sylvan on May 03, 2019, 08:54:12 AM
New Sonic The Hedgehog movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/Hu6lq1E7AsA

Saw that trailer a few days ago and I'm still laughing about it. And they even used Gangsters Paradise as the trailer song, wtf  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2454 on: May 03, 2019, 02:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix87x on May 03, 2019, 01:37:46 PM
Quote from: sylvan on May 03, 2019, 08:54:12 AM
New Sonic The Hedgehog movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/Hu6lq1E7AsA

Saw that trailer a few days ago and I'm still laughing about it. And they even used Gangsters Paradise as the trailer song, wtf  :lol

I get the feeling you didn't click the link...  :biggrin: :hat

But yeah, apparently they're already saying they're gonna redo Sonic in the whole movie  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2455 on: May 04, 2019, 08:41:06 AM »
https://thehardtimes.net/music/reader-cant-tell-if-metal-review-positive-or-negative/

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CLEVELAND — Metalhead Tom Stanza was deeply perplexed yesterday by the ambiguous review of metal band Gorefucker’s newest album Toxic Cum, confused sources confirmed.

“First of all, the review was four pages long, and started out calling the album ‘a punishing listen’ and a ‘disgusting, ear-raping assault on the human mind and body,’” Stanza explained. “But then it said the album was ‘definitely an improvement since the band’s last album, Needlejob.’ What the fuck?” Stanza, a devoted follower of music blogger Jen Blackwell, admitted it was not unlike her to review in such a confusing fashion.

“A few days ago, she Instagrammed a picture of a cleaned plate of hot wings with the caption, ‘This meal was an Abu Ghraib for the taste buds. #delish,’” Stanza continued. “So, yeah… no one knows what the fuck she’s talking about, ever. But goddamn if I don’t respect her craft.”

Amateur metal linguistic expert Dr. Alicia Truong offered a professional analysis for readers unable to decipher the review.

“Typically, when an album is called the ‘most guttural, overblown, unintelligible pig carcass of an album I’ve heard all year,’ one would assume they shouldn’t bother with a listen,” said Dr. Truong. “However, Blackwell’s use of the phrase, ‘Sign me all the way the fuck up,’ puts us right back at square one. In my 13 years in the field, I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”

Christiano “Prolapse” Diaz, Gorefucker’s lead singer, seemed quite worried by Blackwell’s opinion, however.

“Jen kinda makes or breaks a band’s public opinion in this town — she called our last album a ‘dingy punch in the face that made me feel suicidal,’ and we got death threats in the mail,” Diaz said. “But then, she called this one a ‘disheartening heap of sludge that coerced me to start drinking again,’ and a record label manager just contacted us. What the fuck did we do differently?”

At press time, Stanza was attempting to decode Blackwell’s ‘sucks 14 donkey cocks and didn’t even swallow’ review of Stanza’s own band’s EP — which Stanza concluded to mean that she either hates it, or considers it the best release of 2018.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2456 on: May 06, 2019, 06:00:21 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2457 on: May 06, 2019, 08:22:13 AM »



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2458 on: May 07, 2019, 09:35:58 AM »
Quote from: SystematicThought on April 26, 2019, 09:54:35 PM
And this video is really funny to me. If the kid wasn't British, I don't think it'd be funny. To me, it feels like a bad British gangster flick. His facial expressions and is rather well thought out responses made me laugh out loud
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2459 on: May 08, 2019, 12:44:55 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2460 on: May 08, 2019, 07:22:12 AM »
As they should!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2461 on: May 08, 2019, 08:23:20 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2462 on: May 08, 2019, 02:32:44 PM »
 :lol at the doorstop
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2463 on: May 10, 2019, 06:19:48 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2464 on: May 13, 2019, 06:04:33 AM »




Some guy put some fake music albums into a local music store.
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2465 on: May 13, 2019, 06:47:56 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2466 on: May 13, 2019, 08:23:54 AM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2467 on: May 13, 2019, 08:29:20 AM »
I just noticed the "Obvious Plant" logo :lol
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2468 on: May 13, 2019, 08:44:32 AM »
"Produced, Engineered and mixed by my Son"   :lol

Socks with Sandals has to be the worst track of the bunch tho.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2469 on: May 13, 2019, 08:46:58 AM »
That's fantastic!  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2470 on: May 13, 2019, 08:59:23 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2471 on: May 17, 2019, 03:17:21 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2472 on: May 17, 2019, 08:13:35 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2473 on: May 18, 2019, 07:48:05 PM »


From reddit. Because where else would something like this be from.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2474 on: May 18, 2019, 11:57:53 PM »
Isn't that the same girl from this meme?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2475 on: May 19, 2019, 06:52:24 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2476 on: May 19, 2019, 07:50:52 AM »
Oof.

And now that you mention it, I think it is! I didn't realize that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2477 on: May 20, 2019, 07:19:37 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2478 on: May 20, 2019, 09:45:52 AM »
Worth it
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2479 on: May 21, 2019, 07:38:07 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2480 on: May 21, 2019, 07:57:43 AM »
Edgeless puzzles sounds annoying. I recently finished a 1000 irregular pieces puzzle and I still have nightmares about it (Though it was fun).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2481 on: May 21, 2019, 08:24:29 AM »
Why would someone do that?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2482 on: May 21, 2019, 09:02:43 AM »
Quote from: Nekov on May 21, 2019, 08:24:29 AM
Why would someone do that?

Self hatred.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2483 on: May 21, 2019, 10:44:38 AM »
At least it's not "5 missing pieces".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2484 on: May 21, 2019, 11:46:38 AM »
Quote from: Evermind on May 21, 2019, 10:44:38 AM
At least it's not "5 missing pieces".

No, that's IKEA.
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