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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2345 on: March 07, 2019, 07:14:26 AM »
Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.


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What do you think?

I also got myself one and think it's cool! It's supposed to turn off after 2 minutes of no movement, but seems like that does not always work.
Good thing is that it'll make me clean the bowl more often as one can see every stain very clearly.  ;)

Along with that thing, I got 2 sensor night lights for the 9 meter distance from my bedroom to the bathroom. These are awesome and turn off after 20 seconds. As I have to get up at least once a night, this is just perfect.

Thanks for the recommendation, girls.  :hat
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2346 on: March 08, 2019, 02:50:58 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2347 on: March 08, 2019, 04:24:58 AM »
I just love that line: "I will SITT on your CHILD"  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2348 on: March 08, 2019, 04:29:48 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2349 on: March 08, 2019, 04:45:07 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2350 on: March 13, 2019, 09:08:02 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2352 on: March 13, 2019, 03:14:03 PM »
That GnR meme is awesome because of the Welcome To The Jungle obviousness, but I've got a feeling that whoever made that wasn't thinking of The Garden by GnR, which makes the meme that much better. Also that song is better than WTTJ.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2353 on: March 13, 2019, 03:25:41 PM »
That GnR meme is awesome because of the Welcome To The Jungle obviousness, but I've got a feeling that whoever made that wasn't thinking of The Garden by GnR, which makes the meme that much better. Also that song is better than WTTJ.

Yea, The Garden was my first thought as well. Awesome song.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2354 on: March 13, 2019, 05:31:16 PM »
Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2355 on: March 14, 2019, 06:42:09 AM »




« Last Edit: March 14, 2019, 08:05:54 AM by Zydar »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2356 on: March 14, 2019, 08:27:47 AM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2357 on: March 14, 2019, 09:29:58 AM »
Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.

Check it out; it's probably a top 10 Guns song for me. Perfect cameo by Alice Cooper as well.

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« Reply #2358 on: March 14, 2019, 09:31:04 AM »
Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.

Check it out; it's probably a top 10 Guns song for me. Perfect cameo by Alice Cooper as well.

Totally disagree.

I'd say it's top 9.


It's a pretty damn unique song too, just the overall mood of it. I haven't heard many other songs that have that vibe.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2359 on: March 14, 2019, 09:32:37 AM »
The peppers one had me doing that thing where you laugh out loud, and then you're done and start moving on to something else, and then just spontaneously start laughing again.  :lol

"Cartwheels" was pretty good too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2360 on: March 14, 2019, 10:24:15 AM »
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« Reply #2361 on: March 14, 2019, 10:31:38 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2362 on: March 14, 2019, 11:08:54 AM »
Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.

Check it out; it's probably a top 10 Guns song for me. Perfect cameo by Alice Cooper as well.

Totally disagree.

I'd say it's top 9.

:lol

It's a pretty damn unique song too, just the overall mood of it. I haven't heard many other songs that have that vibe.

Interesting.  I'm not a big GnR fan, though they have a few songs that I like.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2363 on: March 14, 2019, 01:07:11 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2364 on: March 14, 2019, 01:16:16 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #2366 on: March 15, 2019, 02:30:43 AM »
I went back to the beginning of the thread to find out if there was actually a Graham's number.

I never checked this thread and I was sure that "v. Graham's number" meant that, in the spirit of the jokes to which this thread is dedicated, a cellphone number of a user whose name was Graham was posted, to encourage prank calls.





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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2367 on: March 15, 2019, 12:06:53 PM »
If real, this is the best example of "...and they had no idea" I've ever seen.  I want to believe that this is actually a sign near a pool somewhere in Thailand.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2368 on: March 15, 2019, 12:25:50 PM »
:lol Every single panel is uniquely funny.  Every.  single.  one.
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« Reply #2369 on: March 15, 2019, 01:02:31 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2370 on: March 18, 2019, 01:10:37 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2371 on: March 20, 2019, 09:40:19 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2372 on: March 20, 2019, 09:41:22 AM »
Yeah, we have notes like that every so often.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2374 on: March 22, 2019, 08:39:01 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #2375 on: March 22, 2019, 09:26:35 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2376 on: March 22, 2019, 12:04:58 PM »
Lawn care, man. Why, what were you thinking?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2377 on: March 22, 2019, 12:23:39 PM »
Lawn care, man. Why, what were you thinking?

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« Reply #2378 on: March 22, 2019, 01:09:33 PM »
Exactly.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2379 on: March 25, 2019, 06:13:37 AM »



Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.