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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2275 on: February 21, 2019, 08:34:10 AM »


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2276 on: February 25, 2019, 06:50:32 AM »


Holy shit.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2277 on: February 25, 2019, 07:18:50 AM »
I bought one of these on Amazon. I have to say that, as a man who gets up to piss at least once a night, this has been life changing.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IT0K2OQ/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2278 on: February 25, 2019, 07:37:11 AM »
DUDE, YES!

We got one for my 10 year old step son (he shares a bathroom with two girls, so...) and I was like "Um, can we find another one for our room?"   Mine changes colors.  :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2279 on: February 25, 2019, 07:41:00 AM »
Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2280 on: February 25, 2019, 07:52:55 AM »

Not having to blind yourself at 3AM just to see the toilet is fantastic. Mine changes colors as well. I leave it on blue. My friends think it's funny to change it to pink every time they come over.   

Gary, make sure you report back on your experience  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2281 on: February 25, 2019, 08:00:16 AM »
there's usually just enough light from the fish tank in the living room to see well enough, but this is a fantastic idea that I didn't even know about.  I might get one too now. It's funny cause since I don't really have this issue at home but when I was in Denver a couple weeks ago in my hotel I didn't want to turn on the light but really should have.... went back in the bathroom in the morning and had to clean up my mess  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2282 on: February 25, 2019, 08:04:36 AM »
Knock on wood (pun intended), I'm good to go thru the night so long as I don't have a big glass of water after 9 or so.  Plus, we've got some good Costco plugin nightlight/flashlights that provide enough ambient light that I don't need to hit the switch.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2283 on: February 25, 2019, 08:36:18 AM »

Not having to blind yourself at 3AM just to see the toilet is fantastic. Mine changes colors as well. I leave it on blue. My friends think it's funny to change it to pink every time they come over.   

Gary, make sure you report back on your experience  :lol

It’s kind of funny because right now I know that on my 7th step into the darkness as I walk towards the toilet  I can reach my left arm up and hit the light switch that illuminates our shower.....which allows me to forego the blinding light in the toilet room....gives off just enough light to see. I count out the steps every time by habit. This will allow my nightly visits to be that much more ‘brain dead’
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2285 on: February 26, 2019, 11:55:06 AM »
I need to print off a bunch of these and keep them in my console.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2286 on: February 26, 2019, 12:58:55 PM »
HAHA, I did not see where that was going.  :)

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« Reply #2287 on: February 26, 2019, 01:41:34 PM »
Gary, make sure you report back on your experience  :lol

I showed my wife what I had ordered and her first response was "Oh neat...something else I get to clean piss off of"   Then she said "I understand though....because our light switches are really hard to turn on"    There was an overwhelming thickness of sarcasm in both statements...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2288 on: February 26, 2019, 01:59:33 PM »
*I* could feel her sarcasm slapping me in the face.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2289 on: February 26, 2019, 02:42:52 PM »
Gary, make sure you report back on your experience  :lol

I showed my wife what I had ordered and her first response was "Oh neat...something else I get to clean piss off of"   Then she said "I understand though....because our light switches are really hard to turn on"    There was an overwhelming thickness of sarcasm in both statements...

I'll show my wife.  I feel a same response coming. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2290 on: February 26, 2019, 03:07:35 PM »
Noooo. You guys are doing it all wrong! You aren't supposed to tell them and wait for their reaction when the toilet starts unexpectedly glowing for the first time!

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« Reply #2291 on: February 26, 2019, 03:17:34 PM »
Getting her more upset is funnier. Lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2292 on: February 26, 2019, 03:22:26 PM »
Noooo. You guys are doing it all wrong! You aren't supposed to tell them and wait for their reaction when the toilet starts unexpectedly glowing for the first time!

Yeah....i totally dropped the ball on it. I should have taken this approach but honestly I was so excited about it I said 'I can't wait for you to see what I bought for the bathroom'.  There was no getting out of having to show her after that. I should have kept my mouth shut
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2293 on: February 26, 2019, 03:48:37 PM »
Did not realize peeing at night was causing so much stress and strife in peoples' lives.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2294 on: February 26, 2019, 03:52:37 PM »
I bought one of these on Amazon. I have to say that, as a man who gets up to piss at least once a night, this has been life changing.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IT0K2OQ/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2296 on: February 26, 2019, 06:31:54 PM »
I think it's funnier in its original form; this one kind of forces it a bit.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2297 on: February 27, 2019, 06:45:50 AM »
I bought one of these on Amazon. I have to say that, as a man who gets up to piss at least once a night, this has been life changing.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IT0K2OQ/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I wonder why it is that people who buy that frequently buy charcoal activated toothpaste along with it.

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I had to check. I really did.  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2299 on: February 27, 2019, 07:18:57 AM »
HAHA.  I'm going to hell for it, but I laughed out loud. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2300 on: February 27, 2019, 07:39:19 AM »
Now that's some funny shit  :lol

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« Reply #2301 on: February 27, 2019, 11:06:24 AM »
My dad's blind, so I LOVE a good blink joke  :yarr

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2302 on: February 27, 2019, 11:40:46 AM »
It was weirdly offbeat and funny.  The art style added to the effect somehow.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2304 on: February 27, 2019, 12:54:56 PM »
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« Reply #2305 on: February 27, 2019, 07:24:22 PM »
Don’t know why I laughed at this.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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I guess this means....



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« Reply #2308 on: March 02, 2019, 01:30:52 AM »
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« Reply #2309 on: March 02, 2019, 03:30:25 AM »
 :lol I remember when JLB had a percussion rig onstage, I don't think he has that anymore?
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