Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number (Read 261213 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2205 on:** January 31, 2019, 09:38:45 AM »

Stealing from RJ's FB...

But the responses! I'm dyin. Absolutely lost my shit at Frank's Hot Sauce

Nekov · « **Reply #2206 on:** January 31, 2019, 10:08:22 AM »

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2207 on:** January 31, 2019, 10:57:33 AM »

Take her to NY they will abort it? Holy shit.

I don't have Facebook but it is things like this that make me really think about signing up.

sylvan · « **Reply #2208 on:** January 31, 2019, 11:08:55 AM »

My fave is "Build a wall around her and make the vaccinated people pay for it. Sending my thoughts and prayers. "

Stadler · « **Reply #2209 on:** January 31, 2019, 11:14:13 AM »

My favorite was "Post about it on FACEBOOK", and that one even had the ironic "#GodBless" at the end.

El Barto · « **Reply #2210 on:** January 31, 2019, 03:40:04 PM »

Quote from: sylvan on January 31, 2019, 11:08:55 AM

My fave is "Build a wall around her and make the vaccinated people pay for it. Sending my thoughts and prayers. "

Yeah, the winner hands down.

Quote from: Cool Chris on January 31, 2019, 10:57:33 AM

Take her to NY they will abort it? Holy shit.

All alone in second.

cramx3 · « **Reply #2211 on:** January 31, 2019, 04:47:38 PM »

definitely some gems in that comment section

Orbert · « **Reply #2212 on:** January 31, 2019, 06:15:43 PM »

I was cracking up. Mrs. Orbert demanded that I share, and even she laughed. That is significant.

Chino · « **Reply #2213 on:** February 01, 2019, 09:32:29 AM »

Elite · « **Reply #2214 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:06:41 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on January 31, 2019, 07:06:38 AM

A musical 'fuck you'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw

This was awesome!

Zydar · « **Reply #2215 on:** February 02, 2019, 03:19:43 AM »

Quote from: Elite on February 02, 2019, 03:06:41 AM

Quote from: Zydar on January 31, 2019, 07:06:38 AM
A musical 'fuck you'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw

This was awesome!

Yeah, it sounds like "Game Over" music from a video game

Chino · « **Reply #2216 on:** February 07, 2019, 11:35:16 AM »

ich bin besser · « **Reply #2217 on:** February 08, 2019, 07:30:58 AM »

I wonder what a prog chair would look like.

Chino · « **Reply #2218 on:** February 08, 2019, 07:51:26 AM »

Maybe something like this?

Orbert · « **Reply #2219 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:23:31 AM »

Chair looks about right. Girl is too hot for prog, though.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2220 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:26:16 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on February 08, 2019, 10:23:31 AM

Girl is too hot for prog, though.

She's the merch. counter girl......she's paid to be there to sucker in the prog geeks

Orbert · « **Reply #2221 on:** February 08, 2019, 11:13:53 AM »

Ah, that makes sense. Hot babe = more sales to prog geeks.

IDontNotDoThings · « **Reply #2222 on:** February 08, 2019, 09:45:52 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgUvGOCXB_U

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2223 on:** February 09, 2019, 03:19:14 AM »

Quote from: IDontNotDoThings on February 08, 2019, 09:45:52 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgUvGOCXB_U

What did I just watch??

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2224 on:** February 09, 2019, 06:43:27 AM »

He is so moved by the chair.

Stadler · « **Reply #2225 on:** February 09, 2019, 08:31:54 AM »

He's moved all right. This is "fame" in 2019, guys.

Evermind · « **Reply #2226 on:** February 09, 2019, 09:54:52 AM »

I watched this just because of Chad's post—I usually don't click on YouTube links without any description—and I have no idea what that was. Can I join the fogey club?

ich bin besser · « **Reply #2227 on:** February 09, 2019, 11:24:15 AM »

This does look like a prog chair, don't you think?

Nekov · « **Reply #2228 on:** February 11, 2019, 06:18:42 AM »

Odd number of legs? Prog AF

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2229 on:** February 11, 2019, 07:24:28 AM »

Too soon?

Lonk · « **Reply #2230 on:** February 12, 2019, 07:25:33 AM »

This Video is pretty funny with Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YioAD0gQQSM&t=5s

El Barto · « **Reply #2231 on:** February 12, 2019, 08:26:08 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 11, 2019, 07:24:28 AM

Too soon?

8/10. Still pretty damn funny, but it needed to be the upper puzzle piece.

TioJorge · « **Reply #2232 on:** February 12, 2019, 08:35:49 AM »

That was actually my first thought was well.

Yeah, still good though. Also, I would do grotesque puzzles so much more often than boring landscapes and such (with a blurry picture on the cover so it's a surprise). Surely that's a thing already, right? Hm...time to google.

Grappler · « **Reply #2233 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:59:40 AM »

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/muc/d/milwaukee-krull-themed-metal-band/6806912364.html

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Looking to start a KRULL themed metal band. Dude, fuckin' KRULL.

The songs will be influenced by the hit 1983 sci-fi / fantasy movie "Krull" and the music will be devoted to the atmosphere of the great film Krull and the Krull mythos. It will basically be all things Krull on stage. The lyrics will also be about Krull and contain quotes from Krull.

The music is a hybrid of traditional heavy metal, early doom metal, power metal, and true metal. This basically means no poseurs, so if you listen to lame garbage like metalcore or deathcore or that djent junk where all the riffs just sound like morse code, then maybe you should go back to the mall with your stupid anime haircut and your stretchy ear piercings and your glasses.

Think about it... There's countless bands that are Lord Of The Rings themed, tons of HP Lovecraft bands, endless bands that won't shut up about Satan, millions of bands that won't shut up about their stupid feelings, tons of cookie-cutter stoner bands called BongWitchWizardGoatSmoker or whatever, a plethora of toughguy beatdown weightlifting hardcore bands, zillions of wimpy indie bands with skinny jeans and beards and glasses, but is there a mighty badass KRULL themed metal band? No! So let's start a fuckin' KRULL metal band and be heavy as shit with tons of awesome guitar solos and show all these lame boring poseur bands what's up.

The right players should have obviously seen the movie KRULL. Preferably on VHS which is its intended form.
At the first practice we can watch KRULL and then collaborate with ideas for lyrics and Krull-inspired riffs.

There's a lot of really badass Krull t-shirts available online so I figure we can get those and wear them onstage. Maybe we can get a custom resonant bass drum head with a picture of the Glaive on the front. That would RULE.

I am proficient in bass, drums, guitar, keyboards, and different vocal styles, so I can do whatever. I also dabble in home recording and have a decent Cubase setup.

KRULL RULES
DEATH TO FALSE METAL.

Scarily enough, I'd be on board with a band dedicated to the almighty Krull.

bosk1 · « **Reply #2234 on:** February 13, 2019, 12:13:20 PM »

I so wish I lived in Milwaukee right now.

Oh, and:

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The right players should have obviously seen the movie KRULL. Preferably on VHS which is its intended form.

T-ski · « **Reply #2235 on:** February 13, 2019, 02:59:07 PM »

and yes, thats Liam Neeson on the left.

Orbert · « **Reply #2236 on:** February 13, 2019, 05:45:46 PM »

Assman, denied licence plate, displays name across truck's tailgate

Pronounced "Oss-men".

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #2237 on:** February 13, 2019, 05:54:44 PM »

Hell yeah Ass man

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2238 on:** February 13, 2019, 05:58:36 PM »

I heard about this on the local radio station the other day - not the part about painting it on his truck, but being denied the license plate.

He's not a proctologist though.

TAC · « **Reply #2239 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:06:58 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on February 13, 2019, 05:58:36 PM

I heard about this on the local radio station the other day - not the part about painting it on his truck, but being denied the license plate.

As did I.

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