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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2135 on: January 08, 2019, 02:46:37 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2136 on: January 08, 2019, 02:54:19 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2139 on: January 14, 2019, 07:02:52 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2142 on: January 14, 2019, 10:32:47 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2145 on: January 16, 2019, 11:50:58 AM »
It's funny because that really is a perfect shit-eating grin. At the same time, those things are probably really awful looking. Depending on how straight his head's screwed on he might be weeping on the inside.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2146 on: January 16, 2019, 12:33:31 PM »
It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.

As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have.  It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2147 on: January 16, 2019, 12:36:52 PM »
It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.

As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have.  It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.

Eh, having huge tits is different than have tits that don't stop growing. You reach a point where you have 20lb sacks of fat hanging off the front of you. I worked with a woman years ago who had this and she had 3 or 4 surgeries (same one every time) over the course of her life for reduction, and she was still a EE or something like that. If I remember correctly, the procedure was in the ballpark of $10K, and her insurance didn't cover it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2148 on: January 16, 2019, 12:38:37 PM »
Amazing how her insurance wouldn't cover it. I'm a tit man myself and my HS GF had a big rack and she often complained about back pain from it and wanted a reduction.  I'd imagine if you have such a condition, it'll start to affect the rest of your body and that's a good enough reason to have a procedure.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2149 on: January 16, 2019, 02:19:21 PM »
It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.

As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have.  It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.

Eh, having huge tits is different than have tits that don't stop growing. You reach a point where you have 20lb sacks of fat hanging off the front of you. I worked with a woman years ago who had this and she had 3 or 4 surgeries (same one every time) over the course of her life for reduction, and she was still a EE or something like that. If I remember correctly, the procedure was in the ballpark of $10K, and her insurance didn't cover it.

True.  Perhaps it was in poor taste, but I was making a joke.  This is the "funny stuff" thread after all.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2150 on: January 16, 2019, 02:24:02 PM »
It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.

As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have.  It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.
Well, you ninja'd me with a correction before I could come down on you.  :lol

One thing I will say is that tit-man or no, those are not going to be attractive. She probably had a 3 month window at some point in her life where they were spectacular, and that has long since past. Best case scenario is that the kid is smiling because they just saved up enough money for a breast reduction surgery. From there a good surgeon could turn those into something pretty damned nice, should she choose.

And my guess would be hypermastasia.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2151 on: January 16, 2019, 04:10:08 PM »
That sounds right.  I knew it was something like that.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2152 on: January 16, 2019, 04:12:05 PM »
And my guess would be hypermastasia.

Yeah, I think I have that too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2153 on: January 16, 2019, 04:29:03 PM »
And my guess would be hypermastasia.

Wasn't that a movie? I think it flopped.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2154 on: January 16, 2019, 06:17:05 PM »
And my guess would be hypermastasia.

Wasn't that a movie? I think it flopped.

Agreed. It was a bust.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2155 on: January 16, 2019, 06:32:40 PM »
And my guess would be hypermastasia.

Wasn't that a movie? I think it flopped.

Agreed. It was a bust.

Huh. I hadn't heard that. I appreciate you guys keeping me abreast of the situation. The drama is just titillating.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2156 on: January 16, 2019, 06:40:01 PM »
Bravo guys!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #2157 on: January 16, 2019, 07:05:06 PM »
OK guys - that's enough.  I think you've milked this for all it's worth.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2158 on: January 16, 2019, 07:07:57 PM »
This thread has turned into a juggernaut.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2159 on: January 16, 2019, 07:13:04 PM »
Is this the Queensryche thread? Because it seems to lack Tate.

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« Reply #2160 on: January 16, 2019, 07:13:48 PM »
This thread is the vest  :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2161 on: January 16, 2019, 07:14:23 PM »
I don't mean to be a boob, but I'm a little offended that no one nipped this in the bud when it started.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2162 on: January 16, 2019, 07:17:36 PM »
You guys are a real handful. You joke, but he seems rather in love with her. She's definitely his main squeeze.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2163 on: January 16, 2019, 07:22:01 PM »
Penis!!!  :facepalm:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2164 on: January 16, 2019, 07:22:22 PM »
I heard she like to serve yams with dinner.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2165 on: January 16, 2019, 07:41:13 PM »
I guess itís breast to keep this going.

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« Reply #2167 on: January 17, 2019, 01:36:10 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2168 on: January 17, 2019, 08:23:29 AM »
This thread has turned into a juggernaut.

I tittered at most of the puns here, but my laughter really ballooned when I read this.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2169 on: January 17, 2019, 08:35:50 AM »
don't you think it's time we 'nip' this in the bud and carry on?
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