Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number (Read 261112 times)

Adami · « **Reply #2065 on:** December 11, 2018, 08:49:53 AM »

Did the police also kill a moose? If so, they were clearly Russian agents. Collusion!

Chino · « **Reply #2066 on:** December 11, 2018, 09:34:45 AM »

Quote from: El Barto on December 04, 2018, 01:16:47 PM

Quote from: Chino on December 04, 2018, 01:09:18 PM
White dudes can't rock white suits.

(Connery would have been too easy)

[Serious] Is this a white suit though? Maybe it's the lighting, but that seems to be more of a cream color. There's a huge different between cream and white. Also, I don't know much about Connery, but a quick google shows him wearing a white jacket with park pants. That's also different than an all white suite.

Stadler · « **Reply #2067 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:01:32 AM »

Quote from: Adami on December 11, 2018, 07:45:22 AM

Is there no end to police brutality?

Look, if the squirrel just cooperated, we could have avoided all of this. It's on the squirrel. They can be incredibly dangerous; the cop shouldn't have to risk his life.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2068 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:30:48 AM »

Maybe the town didn't have special really tiny instruments necessary to save the squirrel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FieGqyLJYHc

Adami · « **Reply #2069 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:36:47 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on December 11, 2018, 10:01:32 AM

Quote from: Adami on December 11, 2018, 07:45:22 AM
Is there no end to police brutality?

Look, if the squirrel just cooperated, we could have avoided all of this. It's on the squirrel. They can be incredibly dangerous; the cop shouldn't have to risk his life.

You can spin this all day long, but that poor innocent squirrel (I heard he just got into Squirrel college too, first in his family) was killed simply BECAUSE he was a squirrel. The police do not value their lives, and it's a systemic problem. Maybe if they have such low regard for the lives of squirrels, they should find a new career. Squirrel lives matter! What's next? Chipmunks? You really want the police to kill Alvin, Simon, and Theodore? You monster.

El Barto · « **Reply #2070 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:17:35 AM »

Quote from: Chino on December 11, 2018, 09:34:45 AM

Quote from: El Barto on December 04, 2018, 01:16:47 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 04, 2018, 01:09:18 PM
White dudes can't rock white suits.

(Connery would have been too easy)

[Serious] Is this a white suit though? Maybe it's the lighting, but that seems to be more of a cream color. There's a huge different between cream and white. Also, I don't know much about Connery, but a quick google shows him wearing a white jacket with park pants. That's also different than an all white suite.

It's not a bright white, but it's not cream.

In any case, I think it demonstrates the point. As did Bogie a post after mine. And before we discount Connery with his dinner jacket ensemble, I'll point out that the white guy that started this whole thing was also wearing the same white jacket/dark pants as Bond.

And really, I think with suits it almost always comes down to how well tailored they are. A white suit is going to call more attention, but if it's perfectly fit that's a good thing.

Stadler · « **Reply #2071 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:36:21 AM »

Does Tom Wolfe fit into this conversation at all?

Zydar · « **Reply #2072 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:47:21 AM »

But where are the hoverboards?

Nekov · « **Reply #2073 on:** December 12, 2018, 06:02:29 AM »

TAC · « **Reply #2074 on:** December 12, 2018, 06:04:10 AM »

That's fantastic!

Stadler · « **Reply #2075 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:30:14 AM »

There are alternative captions that work, though, including "Both are kind, absent-minded idealists with little grounding in reality" and "Both are agressive men who realize that now and again you have to crack a few eggs to make a few omelets". Not as funny, but just as accurate.

Zydar · « **Reply #2076 on:** December 13, 2018, 03:45:25 AM »

Chino · « **Reply #2077 on:** December 13, 2018, 06:07:16 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on December 12, 2018, 11:30:14 AM

There are alternative captions that work, though, including "Both are kind, absent-minded idealists with little grounding in reality" and "Both are agressive men who realize that now and again you have to crack a few eggs to make a few omelets". Not as funny, but just as accurate.

When do you think the last time Trump cracked an egg was?

Chino · « **Reply #2078 on:** December 13, 2018, 06:18:16 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on December 12, 2018, 04:47:21 AM

But where are the hoverboards?

bosk1 · « **Reply #2079 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on December 13, 2018, 03:45:25 AM

Not quite as funny without the audio. Have you seen the actual commercial?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2080 on:** December 13, 2018, 10:19:04 AM »

I'd rather have the puppies.

Zydar · « **Reply #2081 on:** December 13, 2018, 10:41:57 AM »

Quote from: bosk1 on December 13, 2018, 09:39:10 AM

Quote from: Zydar on December 13, 2018, 03:45:25 AM
*boobies and burger*

Not quite as funny without the audio. Have you seen the actual commercial?

I haven't, no. What's the commercial about?

bosk1 · « **Reply #2082 on:** December 13, 2018, 10:45:36 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBb-M_FfcGo

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2083 on:** December 16, 2018, 04:17:31 PM »

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #2084 on:** December 16, 2018, 04:25:41 PM »

Makes me think of a Waifu Pillow

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2085 on:** December 16, 2018, 04:51:13 PM »

I know a few here that probably own that. Lol

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2086 on:** December 17, 2018, 10:22:07 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 16, 2018, 04:51:13 PM

I know a few here that probably own that. Lol

It's okay Joe. You can be honest here. We won't judge you.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2087 on:** December 17, 2018, 12:45:22 PM »

lonestar · « **Reply #2088 on:** December 17, 2018, 01:02:45 PM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 17, 2018, 12:45:22 PM

Chad's gonna love that one

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2089 on:** December 17, 2018, 01:11:56 PM »

Dude... where do you think I got the line from!?!?!?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2090 on:** December 17, 2018, 01:20:55 PM »

But while we're on Guy Fieri meme's...

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2091 on:** December 17, 2018, 03:34:55 PM »

The Flavorstone. lolololol

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2092 on:** December 17, 2018, 03:35:44 PM »

Quote from: JayOctavarium on December 17, 2018, 10:22:07 AM

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 16, 2018, 04:51:13 PM
I know a few here that probably own that. Lol

It's okay Joe. You can be honest here. We won't judge you.

I've slept with a dumpster before but never a fridge.

IDontNotDoThings · « **Reply #2093 on:** December 17, 2018, 10:52:35 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 16, 2018, 04:51:13 PM

I know a few here that probably own that. Lol

You say that like it's a bad thing

lonestar · « **Reply #2094 on:** December 19, 2018, 11:28:21 AM »

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2095 on:** December 19, 2018, 02:14:21 PM »

*claps*

Orbert · « **Reply #2096 on:** December 19, 2018, 03:34:19 PM »

bosk1 · « **Reply #2097 on:** December 19, 2018, 03:44:47 PM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2098 on:** December 19, 2018, 03:48:15 PM »

Zydar · « **Reply #2099 on:** December 20, 2018, 03:10:16 AM »

Time for some puns:

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