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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1960 on: November 12, 2018, 06:42:34 AM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1961 on: November 12, 2018, 07:02:37 AM »
Haven't we all.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1962 on: November 12, 2018, 05:19:08 PM »
Woops. Wrong thread.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2018, 08:53:58 PM by Adami »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1963 on: November 12, 2018, 05:58:30 PM »
As I said to Jackie, Undercover Others.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1965 on: November 14, 2018, 01:00:29 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1966 on: November 14, 2018, 01:22:50 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1967 on: November 15, 2018, 05:44:11 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1968 on: November 15, 2018, 06:08:07 AM »
 :lol  :lol  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1969 on: November 15, 2018, 08:08:39 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1970 on: November 15, 2018, 09:01:26 AM »
GOD DAMMIT HEF!

You know how hard we work to keep all that a secret? STOP RUINING THIS FOR US!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1971 on: November 15, 2018, 09:03:58 AM »
My bad.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1972 on: November 15, 2018, 12:08:32 PM »
I always wanted to be a member of the Illuminati... until now.  ;)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1973 on: November 15, 2018, 12:21:59 PM »
As a card-carrying Illuminati member, I can tell you that three of those people are NOT on the member list. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1974 on: November 15, 2018, 12:52:38 PM »
As a card-carrying Illuminati member, I can tell you that three of those people are NOT on the member list.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that card you have? It's the equivalent of those plastic sheriff's badges that cops give kids to make them feel special.

We are aware of you though.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1975 on: November 15, 2018, 01:52:23 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1976 on: November 15, 2018, 02:59:40 PM »

Ya know, I like the metric system as much as the next guy, but let's be fair here. One is based on a foot, something most people have on their person at any given time. The other is based on 1,000,000th of the distance between the Earth's equator and pole. How many of us walk around with one of those in our pockets, eh?

Also, has anybody older than twelve ever had to know how many feet were in a mile with an accuracy greater than "I dunno, five thousand and some shit?"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1977 on: November 15, 2018, 03:21:40 PM »
Wait, now I wanna know whose foot El Barto keeps in his pocket.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1978 on: November 15, 2018, 04:58:33 PM »
Wait, now I wanna know whose foot El Barto keeps in his pocket.
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1979 on: November 15, 2018, 05:02:01 PM »
Wait, now I wanna know whose foot El Barto keeps in his pocket.

Nothing. He's just happy to see you.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1980 on: November 15, 2018, 07:32:45 PM »
I didn't realize El Barto was one of those superstitious types carrying around a rabbit foot

speaking of, holy shit I forgot about those and I don't know why carrying a foot around made me think of that, but that's some kind of weird shit when I think about it.  I had some rabbit foot keychains as a kid.  Seems really bizarre now.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1981 on: November 16, 2018, 06:42:53 AM »
Pocket?  Don't look in the freezer!  :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1982 on: November 16, 2018, 09:30:12 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1983 on: November 16, 2018, 09:57:51 AM »
If we are modernizing the American Gothic picture, the lady should be making a duck face.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1984 on: November 16, 2018, 10:19:09 AM »
Nice batch there :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1985 on: November 16, 2018, 11:13:43 AM »
If we are modernizing the American Gothic picture, the lady should be making a duck face.

True, but I'm kinda glad she isn't.  I always thought that that old lady had some dignity, and she's showing it here.

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« Reply #1986 on: November 16, 2018, 02:11:18 PM »
That last one took me a minute, but it was worth the payoff.  :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1987 on: November 17, 2018, 12:29:40 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1988 on: November 17, 2018, 01:49:59 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1989 on: November 17, 2018, 02:52:19 PM »
Stealing!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1990 on: November 17, 2018, 03:40:25 PM »
Language warning, but I have watched this video at least a dozen times and laugh every time. Fill that bag up! The guys trying to talk to him and laughing make it even funnier
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1991 on: November 18, 2018, 04:48:11 AM »
Easiest "takedown" those Po-Po had that day.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1992 on: November 18, 2018, 11:39:00 AM »
Language warning, but I have watched this video at least a dozen times and laugh every time. Fill that bag up! The guys trying to talk to him and laughing make it even funnier
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1994 on: November 19, 2018, 12:25:23 PM »