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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2016, 01:15:57 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2016, 01:20:38 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2016, 01:22:30 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2016, 01:30:03 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2016, 01:36:43 PM »

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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2016, 01:53:56 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2016, 01:59:25 PM »
When I lived in Philly, a local bar would do something like this; the bartender would throw out a swear word (or some word with a sexual connotation) and you had to substitute one word in a movie title; best one got a free round. 

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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2016, 02:57:30 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2016, 03:16:33 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2016, 03:19:20 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2016, 04:04:16 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2016, 05:33:06 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2016, 06:06:16 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2016, 06:23:07 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2016, 06:27:24 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #50 on: October 27, 2016, 06:41:51 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: October 27, 2016, 06:57:22 PM »
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« Reply #52 on: October 27, 2016, 08:08:30 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: October 27, 2016, 08:10:22 PM »
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Re: Add a word, ruin a movie title (possibly NSFW)
« Reply #54 on: October 27, 2016, 08:33:13 PM »
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« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2016, 08:42:31 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #57 on: October 28, 2016, 12:43:07 AM »
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