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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #420 on: August 08, 2016, 11:16:14 PM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #421 on: August 09, 2016, 01:32:55 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

Bad faith, Blob, sorry. Facebook is a social media, it's not a "sound in the forest". He perfectly knows what kind of reaction such comment will trigger, even from his fanboys (not hinting you're one).

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #422 on: August 09, 2016, 01:33:58 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

He won't be able to make a sound in the forest by himself, he needs the support and understanding of his loyal fans. He'll post a video on Facebook :biggrin:
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #423 on: August 09, 2016, 03:54:32 AM »
" I just made a sound in a forest and THEY weren't here to hear it.

You can't trust anyone these days : ) "

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #424 on: August 09, 2016, 05:00:41 AM »
This topic turned into "Search and Destroy: The Life Crimes of Mike Portnoy".

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #425 on: August 09, 2016, 06:03:16 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

Bad faith, Blob, sorry. Facebook is a social media, it's not a "sound in the forest". He perfectly knows what kind of reaction such comment will trigger, even from his fanboys (not hinting you're one).

Yep. I think it was said that this whole thing shouldn't be an "us vs them" situation, but Portnoy has turned it into one.  I think he wants his hardcore fans to turn against DT as punishment for not letting him back in the band.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #426 on: August 09, 2016, 06:33:40 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

Judging from the responses to this post, yes, clearly they do.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #427 on: August 09, 2016, 07:33:40 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

If MP burns down a forest and everyone is around to see it because he publicized it on Facebook, will his defenders claim "it was just a couple of trees"?

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #428 on: August 09, 2016, 07:37:01 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

If MP burns down a forest and everyone is around to see it because he publicized it on Facebook, will his defenders claim "it was just a couple of trees"?

Wow, talk about blowing it out of proportion. :lol
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 07:49:02 AM by BlobVanDam »
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #429 on: August 09, 2016, 08:00:02 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

careful with these micro-aggressions blob

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #430 on: August 09, 2016, 08:37:27 AM »
If Portnoy's post DT output is anything to go by - he's made A LOT of sounds that nobody will hear.










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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #431 on: August 09, 2016, 08:52:34 AM »
I think people who're downplaying MP's attitude are as silly as the people blowing it out of proportion. My take is that MP doesn't matter within the context of DT anymore and discussing his post-DT statements or actions in the DT section of the forums has no purpose but creating drama.
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #432 on: August 09, 2016, 09:09:15 AM »
Completely real.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1300245863326386&substory_index=0&id=116713035013014

Mike gives this kind of responses very very often.



For anyone who chose not to read this link, the next comment went like this:

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Commenter: Dream Theatre may have been his baby and ya gotta respect the talent but Winery Dogs, Transatlantic, hell, even his drumming on Big Elf was, I dunno... more fun? You can hear the fun in his playing the last few years. Totally more into his post-DT.

Mike Portnoy: Shouldn't playing music and being in a band be FUN?? Yes, indeed I am very HAPPY with everything I am doing now...


THAT ASSHOLE!!  WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS BEING HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING HE'S DOING NOW!!  I'M OUTRAGED!!

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #433 on: August 09, 2016, 09:11:28 AM »
Mike Portnoy...Chaossystem?  :omg:
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #434 on: August 09, 2016, 09:35:11 AM »
Completely real.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1300245863326386&substory_index=0&id=116713035013014

Mike gives this kind of responses very very often.



For anyone who chose not to read this link, the next comment went like this:

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Commenter: Dream Theatre may have been his baby and ya gotta respect the talent but Winery Dogs, Transatlantic, hell, even his drumming on Big Elf was, I dunno... more fun? You can hear the fun in his playing the last few years. Totally more into his post-DT.

Mike Portnoy: Shouldn't playing music and being in a band be FUN?? Yes, indeed I am very HAPPY with everything I am doing now...


THAT ASSHOLE!!  WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS BEING HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING HE'S DOING NOW!!  I'M OUTRAGED!!


So tell that to THEM!
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #435 on: August 09, 2016, 09:53:52 AM »
Mike Portnoy...Chaossystem?  :omg:

Suddenly, everything makes sense.


So tell that to THEM!

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #436 on: August 09, 2016, 10:01:58 AM »
Pretty close, but not quite. Chaossystem would be more like: "So TELL that TO them" and "Shouldn't PLAYING music and being in a BAND be fun?"
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #437 on: August 09, 2016, 10:03:27 AM »
Out of joke, if you scroll around his posts searching for people telling him to go back to DT, he usually answers with something like this...

"Ugh... STOP! THEY are the ones..."
or
"I tried but they wouldn't...

Whathever.
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #438 on: August 09, 2016, 10:23:22 AM »
I tried :rollin...

Hey guys i'm quitting...

Ok ! We'll get a new drummer and film a new drummer documentary and go through all the legal shit we have to go through to get Mangini in the band etc etc etc.....

Hey guys can I come back ?

After all that ? Fuck no....

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #439 on: August 09, 2016, 10:26:29 AM »

"Ugh... STOP! THEY are the ones..."

If he says this then I feel for him, being bombarded by these fans constantly asking for you to return to the band They(the fans) liked you in, must be exhausting.

I can understand what he means by THEY. But it's just the way he worded it makes it sound negative.

I'm not defending Mike and his actions, just stating that I'd be upset and frustrated if fans kept asking. Yes I wish he'd stop with his resentment but he is feeling deep regret with his decision and props to him for keeping on.

Also, I'm more interested in hearing how the 12 step suite in full would sound with whomever he chooses to play it with, than a DT reunion one-off.
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #440 on: August 09, 2016, 10:30:38 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

If MP burns down a forest and everyone is around to see it because he publicized it on Facebook, will his defenders claim "it was just a couple of trees"?

Wow, talk about blowing it out of proportion. :lol

I have a RIGHT to post my opinion about "forests!"

But seriously, maybe I did blow it out of proportion. Instead of burning forests I should have said burning bridges.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #441 on: August 09, 2016, 10:35:16 AM »
If MP makes a sound in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does DTF still get all triggered?

If MP burns down a forest and everyone is around to see it because he publicized it on Facebook, will his defenders claim "it was just a couple of trees"?

Wow, talk about blowing it out of proportion. :lol

I have a RIGHT to post my opinion about "forests!"

But seriously, maybe I did blow it out of proportion. Instead of burning forests I should have said burning bridges.

Bridges would be acceptable. :biggrin:
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #442 on: August 09, 2016, 10:37:47 AM »
Here's a question.

Suppose Mangini quit after The Astonishing tour and Portnoy got the position back ?

Do you think he'd go right back to super controlling "my baby" Mike Portnoy or would he be content with just being the drummer in DT again ?

I don't think it would happen immediately but maybe after a year or two.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #443 on: August 09, 2016, 10:43:04 AM »
At this point, I think they would get a different drummer rather than Portnoy.  If they did actually get Portnoy back, I think there would be a lot of conditions on his participation. 

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #444 on: August 09, 2016, 10:47:16 AM »
Yes. In reality if Mangini left I think DT would be done.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #445 on: August 09, 2016, 10:51:46 AM »
Yes. In reality if Mangini left I think DT would be done.
I don't think so, personally. If anything I think it's only certain that DT would disband if Petrucci stepped down - although obviously LaBrie or Rudess leaving would be huge.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #446 on: August 09, 2016, 10:52:58 AM »
If MM left right now, I think they'd keep going for sure.

But I don't see the point of any of this hypothetical scenario discussion.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 10:58:47 AM by BlobVanDam »
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #447 on: August 09, 2016, 11:04:08 AM »
If MM left right now, I think they'd keep going for sure.

But I don't see the point of any of this hypothetical scenario discussion.

News flash, Blob.  This is a message board.  95% of what we talk about here is pointless. 

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #448 on: August 09, 2016, 11:04:38 AM »
If MM left right now, I think they'd keep going for sure.

But I don't see the point of any of this hypothetical scenario discussion.

There's not much else to discuss between albums.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #449 on: August 09, 2016, 11:04:49 AM »
If MM left right now, I think they'd keep going for sure.

But I don't see the point of any of this hypothetical scenario discussion.

News flash, Blob.  This is a message board.  95% of what we talk about here is pointless.



Also this.



I mean just look at me - i'm 95% pointless !!

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #450 on: August 09, 2016, 11:12:08 AM »
If MM left right now, I think they'd keep going for sure.

But I don't see the point of any of this hypothetical scenario discussion.

News flash, Blob.  This is a message board.  95% of what we talk about here is pointless. 

Well this comes as news to me.






I always figured it was more like 99%. :neverusethis:
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #451 on: August 09, 2016, 11:20:20 AM »
If MM left right now, I think they'd keep going for sure.

But I don't see the point of any of this hypothetical scenario discussion.

News flash, Blob.  This is a message board.  95% of what we talk about here is pointless. 

Well this comes as news to me.






I always figured it was more like 99%. :neverusethis:

Ha.  Well the very important Van Halen discussion in this very thread proves that number is just too high!

BTW, I think Gary Cherone would make a great replacement for Mangini if he ever leaves. 

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #452 on: August 09, 2016, 11:29:25 AM »
Yes. In reality if Mangini left I think DT would be done.
I don't think so, personally. If anything I think it's only certain that DT would disband if Petrucci stepped down - although obviously LaBrie or Rudess leaving would be huge.

They didn't quit when Portnoy left, why should they quit once the drummer for three albums would leave?

I can only imagine what would be Portnoy's reaction if Mangini would step down of his own free will and the band would pick another drummer rather than welcoming him back.

Also - do you think the members who were reportedly more happy about his departure would welcome him back? or would they put their foot down?
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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #453 on: August 09, 2016, 11:34:34 AM »
If MM were ever to leave the band, I wouldn't come near this place for a minimum of 7 years.

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Re: Portnoy invites the DT guys to play the 12 step with him
« Reply #454 on: August 09, 2016, 11:36:27 AM »
It will only be safe again after the statute of limitations has expired.