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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #140 on: November 01, 2019, 08:10:25 PM »
You have a python?

No.  My dick is just fucking bigger than I am.


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« Reply #141 on: November 01, 2019, 08:12:59 PM »
You have a python?

No.  My dick is just fucking bigger than I am.


You have that problem too? :lol

Such an inconvenience at times.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #142 on: November 01, 2019, 08:14:46 PM »
Makes it tough to buy pants.
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« Reply #143 on: November 01, 2019, 11:12:51 PM »
Makes it tough to buy pants.

I stopped wearing them it's so difficult.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #145 on: November 05, 2019, 05:59:08 AM »
Poor dogs... Fucking dumb cunt  :tdwn

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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #146 on: November 05, 2019, 05:13:35 PM »
So, the dogs get severely mistreated and underfed, attacks the bitch that's supposed to care for them and kills her, yet they are going to get killed?  Fuck humanity.  These poor dogs were doing something good for society.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #147 on: November 26, 2019, 09:22:56 AM »
Holy crap, this is awful (not crocs, but still):

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/25/us/feral-hog-death-trnd/index.html

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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #148 on: November 26, 2019, 01:31:37 PM »
Yikes!
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« Reply #149 on: November 26, 2019, 05:13:20 PM »
Wow.  What a way to go.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #150 on: January 03, 2020, 03:29:11 PM »
So I just read this..

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-father-and-his-9-year-old-daughter-were-killed-while-hunting-they-were-mistaken-for-deer/ar-BBYz8WZ?li=BBnbcA1

WTF? Normally I laugh when I see a hunter is mistaken for a deer, but a 9 year old girl? That is fucking sickening.

WTF was her father thinking?


Do hunters even look at what they're shooting at? Or do they just shoot at moving bushes?
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« Reply #151 on: January 04, 2020, 01:30:52 AM »
Jeez, let's taken my 9 year old girl out to hunt wild animals were other people with guns are doing the same thing.

Plus, on the other end, let's just shoot at whatever the fuck moves.  What sort of fucking sport is that.  Fuckin' hell!
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2020, 09:03:26 PM »
Maybe just re-title this thread  "Animals... WTF!?!?!"
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« Reply #154 on: January 23, 2020, 10:19:30 PM »
Real life Garfield.  Holy shit!
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« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2020, 07:26:06 AM »
Real life Garfield.  Holy shit!

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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals..WTF??
« Reply #156 on: January 24, 2020, 01:20:34 PM »
Maybe just re-title this thread  "Animals... WTF!?!?!"

Alright.


Real life Garfield.  Holy shit!

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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #157 on: January 26, 2020, 07:23:44 AM »
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #158 on: January 26, 2020, 07:34:29 AM »
That's insane!! So you can have a python just hanging off your roof?  :lol
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« Reply #159 on: January 26, 2020, 04:37:40 PM »
So, the dogs get severely mistreated and underfed, attacks the bitch that's supposed to care for them and kills her, yet they are going to get killed?  Fuck humanity.  These poor dogs were doing something good for society.

Agree with this. People who mistreat animals are the lowest form of scum, only above people who mistreat children. Hope it was painful.

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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #160 on: January 26, 2020, 06:53:55 PM »
Well, I'm way late to the news of that Gorilla incident. I never heard about that one. That's fucked up. I see there's a fucking video but I think I'll pass on that, unless I get very drunk later tonight which is a distinct possibility.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #161 on: January 27, 2020, 03:16:16 AM »
Kade's friendly local retirement village  ;D

https://www.1news.info/python-eats-giant-goanna-at-sunshine-coast-retirement-village-700930

Jesus Christ!! Jawbreaker!!!  :eek

That's insane!! So you can have a python just hanging off your roof?  :lol

I think they normally can find themselves getting into peoples roofs and shit.  They are non venomous.  This photo is crazy though.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #162 on: January 27, 2020, 11:06:32 AM »
So Friday night I stumbled across "audio" of a bear eating Timothy Treadwell, a guy who lived with bears every summer for over a decade. Apparently the tape is fake but the sounds are so disturbing it actually kept me awake that night, and I don't freak out that easily. Even as a fake that audio was terrifying. Which led me to watching and reading about brown bears all Saturday morning.

Animals are f'ing scary out there, man. Nature doesn't give a f*** about us  :lol
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #163 on: January 27, 2020, 03:06:30 PM »
So Friday night I stumbled across "audio" of a bear eating Timothy Treadwell, a guy who lived with bears every summer for over a decade. Apparently the tape is fake but the sounds are so disturbing it actually kept me awake that night, and I don't freak out that easily. Even as a fake that audio was terrifying. Which led me to watching and reading about brown bears all Saturday morning.

Animals are f'ing scary out there, man. Nature doesn't give a f*** about us  :lol

I remember reading about him.  Fascinating.  I haven't heard the audio, I didn't bother, but it's kind of a shame in a sick sort of way that it was faked.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #164 on: January 27, 2020, 03:11:43 PM »
So Friday night I stumbled across "audio" of a bear eating Timothy Treadwell, a guy who lived with bears every summer for over a decade. Apparently the tape is fake but the sounds are so disturbing it actually kept me awake that night, and I don't freak out that easily. Even as a fake that audio was terrifying. Which led me to watching and reading about brown bears all Saturday morning.

Animals are f'ing scary out there, man. Nature doesn't give a f*** about us  :lol

I remember reading about him.  Fascinating.  I haven't heard the audio, I didn't bother, but it's kind of a shame in a sick sort of way that it was faked.

There's a very interesting documentary out there about him. And, if I recall correctly.....the actual audio of him and his girlfriend being eaten alive was intentionally destroyed.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #165 on: January 27, 2020, 03:13:36 PM »
^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #166 on: January 27, 2020, 03:28:59 PM »
^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake

'Grizzly Man' by Werner Herzog is the documentary. It's very interesting and eventually very sad. Treadwell was very careless and convinced himself that he was more a part of nature and the animals that he was fascinated in watching than he was with the modern world. And in a lot of ways he was. But you cannot get comfortable with wild Grizzly bears and believe they won't eat you to stock up fat for their hibernation.....
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #167 on: January 27, 2020, 03:32:07 PM »
^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake

'Grizzly Man' by Werner Herzog is the documentary. It's very interesting and eventually very sad. Treadwell was very careless and convinced himself that he was more a part of nature and the animals that he was fascinated in watching than he was with the modern world. And in a lot of ways he was. But you cannot get comfortable with wild Grizzly bears and believe they won't eat you to stock up fat for their hibernation.....

Thanks for the suggestion! I'm going to watch that. I watched a video of him standing in front of a brown bear that was eating a salmon in a river. And he was talking to it like it was his little baby. I couldn't believe the balls/stupidity on him. Nevermind living with them for 13 summers. Holy bajesus... no freaking way, man. Not around BEARS!!
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #168 on: January 27, 2020, 03:36:27 PM »
^^ That's what I read too, and I agree with Kade, it's sick that somebody would fake that. Before I found out it was fake I heard him screaming, "I'm being killed by a bear out here" and felt myself turning pale. It's a good fake

'Grizzly Man' by Werner Herzog is the documentary. It's very interesting and eventually very sad. Treadwell was very careless and convinced himself that he was more a part of nature and the animals that he was fascinated in watching than he was with the modern world. And in a lot of ways he was. But you cannot get comfortable with wild Grizzly bears and believe they won't eat you to stock up fat for their hibernation.....

Thanks for the suggestion! I'm going to watch that. I watched a video of him standing in front of a brown bear that was eating a salmon in a river. And he was talking to it like it was his little baby. I couldn't believe the balls/stupidity on him. Nevermind living with them for 13 summers. Holy bajesus... no freaking way, man. Not around BEARS!!

As you watch the doc you'll realize that he has some 'issues'. I don't think he was firing on all cylinders if you know what I mean.
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« Reply #169 on: January 27, 2020, 04:15:02 PM »
Surprised he was able to live with them for that long.
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« Reply #171 on: February 03, 2020, 04:52:25 AM »
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #172 on: May 04, 2020, 10:15:31 AM »
I am kinda wishing I contract Covid19 now, it sounds much more pleasant than facing a swarm of Murder Hornets.

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WSDA says on their website that the hornets do not typically go after humans, but if they do, not even beekeeping suits can protect against the hornets' stingers, which are longer and more dangerous than a bee's.

Researchers say the sting of a murder hornet is painful and packed with neurotoxins. Even if someone is not allergic to the hornet, multiple stings have the potential to kill.

Conrad Bérubé, a beekeeper and entomologist in Nanaimo, British Columbia, told The New York Times that the day after he got stung, he legs ached like he had the flu, and the sting was the most painful sting he's ever experienced.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #173 on: May 04, 2020, 08:36:56 PM »
Yeah, I read about these. Scary af.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/asian-giant-hornet-washington.html

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Crews were able to track down the hive on Vancouver Island. Conrad Bérubé, a beekeeper and entomologist in the town of Nanaimo, was assigned to exterminate it.
He set out at night, when the hornets would be in their nest. He put on shorts and thick sweatpants, then his bee suit. He donned Kevlar braces on his ankles and wrists.
But as he approached the hive, he said, the rustling of the brush and the shine of his flashlight awakened the colony. Before he had a chance to douse the nest with carbon dioxide, he felt the first searing stabs in his leg — through the bee suit and underlying sweatpants.
“It was like having red-hot thumbtacks being driven into my flesh,” he said. He ended up getting stung at least seven times, some of the stings drawing blood.


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Re: Swimming with Crocs- Animals...WTF??
« Reply #174 on: May 04, 2020, 08:43:12 PM »
That is nuts!
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