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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #105 on: August 21, 2018, 05:40:40 AM »
That thing looks more like a fucking dinosaur.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #109 on: October 17, 2018, 06:27:21 PM »
You can't fix stupid.

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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #110 on: November 06, 2018, 06:50:10 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #112 on: November 07, 2018, 06:33:32 AM »
"..and he was probably high on something"  :lol


He's f'n lucky to be alive.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #113 on: November 08, 2018, 04:37:11 AM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-dies-in-3rd-shark-attack-off-australia-island-in-7-weeks/ar-BBPmkxM?li=BBnbcA1


If there are sharks in the water, why are we swimming in the water??

Because we are a fucking selfish, ignorant and dumb species.  This has been happening a bit here and we keep going into their territory and its for some reason a fucking outrage when people get killed by them.

Then we start culling them no matter if they were the responsible crocs or not.  Fucking mindblowing mate.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #114 on: December 13, 2018, 08:26:57 AM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/leopard-kills-monk-meditating-in-forest/ar-BBQTlX4?li=BBnbcA1

I mean, to sit and meditate in the middle of a tiger reserve? WTF??
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #115 on: December 13, 2018, 09:31:07 AM »
It's always kind of hard for me to rip on these types of stories being I'm an idiot who had a Western Diamondback Rattlesnake as a pet for 7 years and eventually got bit by it. It's never a question of 'if' it'll happen with these wild animals.....it's 'when'.......
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #116 on: December 13, 2018, 03:35:06 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/leopard-kills-monk-meditating-in-forest/ar-BBQTlX4?li=BBnbcA1

I mean, to sit and meditate in the middle of a tiger reserve? WTF??

And now they want to catch the tiger?  Seriously?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #118 on: December 13, 2018, 04:46:37 PM »
Australia WTF?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-woman-wakes-up-to-find-13-foot-long-python-in-her-bed/vi-BBQVaGE

Can't see the story (geo-blocked)  but I think I might know that lady quite well- nothing to worry about at all.  :hat
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #119 on: December 13, 2018, 04:50:24 PM »
 :hefdaddy
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #120 on: December 13, 2018, 05:11:48 PM »
Australia WTF?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/australian-woman-wakes-up-to-find-13-foot-long-python-in-her-bed/vi-BBQVaGE

Can't see the story (geo-blocked)  but I think I might know that lady quite well- nothing to worry about at all.  :hat

Oh wow, this is fucking brilliant.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #126 on: April 15, 2019, 05:52:36 AM »
Only in Florida.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2019, 11:37:25 PM »
Don't miss next weeks episode: My alligator ripped my face off.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #129 on: June 27, 2019, 11:52:11 PM »
"Emotional support animals" are getting out of control.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #130 on: June 28, 2019, 12:54:03 AM »
The alligator will also be able to provide emotional support to the passer-by who gets their leg ripped off, so that's handy.
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #135 on: November 01, 2019, 04:38:08 PM »
You have a python?
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #137 on: November 01, 2019, 07:19:50 PM »
My 8" python does that! :neverusethis:
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #138 on: November 01, 2019, 08:09:03 PM »
My 8" python does that! :neverusethis:

That's what I was referring to......just on a larger scale.  ;D
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Re: Swimming with Crocs- The Official DTF Crocodile Thread
« Reply #139 on: November 01, 2019, 08:09:45 PM »
You have a python?

No.  My dick is just fucking bigger than I am.
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