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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2016, 07:39:56 AM »
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I'd leave my King Crimson wall clock to Zydar. He would enjoy it
Thanks I guess :lol

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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2016, 07:40:18 AM »
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2016, 08:18:21 AM »
Since I am immortal, I have no will.

However, hypothetically, I would leave all of my worshipers and sycophants to Adami.

I would leave bosky my share of France.

I would leave king my large collection of seashells, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

I would leave Blob my copy of Hudson Hawk on DVD.

I would leave Cozmo my copy of Images & Words: Live in Tokyo on VHS.

I would leave my sex toys and porn collection to Jackie.

I would leave my Guild acoustic guitar to Prog Snob.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2016, 08:45:15 AM »
If only I had a calendar with the #7 on it Hef, I'd plan on looking for those sea shells.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2016, 08:49:57 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 22, 2016, 08:45:15 AM
If only I had a calendar with the #7 on it Hef, I'd plan on looking for those sea shells.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2016, 11:36:33 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on April 22, 2016, 08:18:21 AM
Since I am immortal, I have no will.

However, hypothetically, I would leave all of my worshipers and sycophants to Adami.

I would leave bosky my share of France.

I would leave king my large collection of seashells, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

I would leave Blob my copy of Hudson Hawk on DVD.

I would leave Cozmo my copy of Images & Words: Live in Tokyo on VHS.

I would leave my sex toys and porn collection to Jackie.

I would leave my Guild acoustic guitar to Prog Snob.

I'm honored. I want to be there when Jackie uses tries out gets the sex toys.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2016, 11:49:52 AM »
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2016, 03:08:12 PM »
I would leave a Jake Arrietta Cubs jersey to Destiny of Chaos

All my Illinois beer stuff to king

 All my Wisconsin beer stuff to Jackie

 They may trade what they will

 My copy of the room to Hef
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2016, 03:08:57 PM »
 I'm sorry, I suck at stuff like this because my thought process is so obscure
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2016, 03:11:59 PM »
Quote from: splent on April 22, 2016, 03:08:57 PM
I'm sorry, I suck at stuff like this because my thought process is so obscure

Your thought process to Nem.  It's so obvious! :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2016, 07:30:37 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 22, 2016, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: splent on April 22, 2016, 03:08:57 PM
I'm sorry, I suck at stuff like this because my thought process is so obscure

Your thought process to Nem.  It's so obvious! :lol

Woooooow :lol
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM »
Yayyyy, I get beer stuff and porn and sex toys and a rotting corpse!! You guys really do know and love me :D  :heart

All of my beer would go to Joe, except maybe my Opeth beer which would go to Josh, and would include a big shipping debacle.

My dildos would go to John.

My kinkier stuff would go to RJ. Except Adami gets the handcuffs.

My jackalope collection would go to Ian.

My cats would go to Deb.

My hat collection to Hef.

Cheese to splent.

The rest I'll have to think about.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2016, 03:11:19 AM »
Quote from: bosk1 on April 21, 2016, 03:33:03 PM
I would leave all my hats to Hef.

Quote from: bout to crash on April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM
My hat collection to Hef.
THEY WILL ALL BE MINE
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2016, 06:57:43 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM

My kinkier stuff would go to RJ. Except Adami gets the handcuffs.


Just make sure to leave me the keys.... :eyebrows:
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2016, 07:00:29 AM »
I'm not sure you'd be awake to use them RJ.  I see you were up at 5am on a Saturday you old bastard.  :lol
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2016, 07:41:51 AM »
Seems like I need to start buying hats so I have some to leave to hef.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2016, 10:21:37 AM »
Quote from: axeman90210 on April 23, 2016, 07:41:51 AM
Seems like I need to start buying hats so I have some to leave to hef.
It will all end in misery.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2016, 10:26:54 AM »
I'd leave my 4 Music Man Petrucci guitars to Kotowby. However, he can only use them to play Dream Theater songs on YouTube.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2016, 05:25:50 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on April 23, 2016, 03:11:19 AM

Quote from: bout to crash on April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM
My hat collection to Hef.
THEY WILL ALL BE MINE

The important thing is that they don't go to Bosk, because we know what happened last time he had a hat sent to him...
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2016, 08:18:01 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 23, 2016, 07:00:29 AM
I'm not sure you'd be awake to use them RJ.  I see you were up at 5am on a Saturday you old bastard.  :lol

My new position starts at 6am, and the alarm goes off at 4:40 every day. I was probably getting my five minutes of internet before leaving.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2016, 09:22:47 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM
maybe my Opeth beer which would go to Josh, and would include a big shipping debacle.

 :heart :lol
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #56 on: April 24, 2016, 04:48:18 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 23, 2016, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 23, 2016, 07:00:29 AM
I'm not sure you'd be awake to use them RJ.  I see you were up at 5am on a Saturday you old bastard.  :lol

My new position starts at 6am, and the alarm goes off at 4:40 every day. I was probably getting my five minutes of internet before leaving.

I'm with you. 430 on Monday,  530 the rest of the week.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #57 on: April 24, 2016, 06:26:52 AM »
Geez, I guess I can't complain about a 7am alarm :lol
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2016, 10:47:18 AM »
I have a copy of How Music Works, a great book by David Byrne, which I think anyone into music might appreciate. I don't know any of you really well, so I would give it to whoever asked for it. Or, you could do an auction to get funds for... something.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2016, 11:32:35 AM »
Quote from: black_floyd on April 23, 2016, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: bout to crash on April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM
maybe my Opeth beer which would go to Josh, and would include a big shipping debacle.

 :heart :lol

Remind me to never do this again :lol - oh by the way, they have new beer coming out soon!
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2016, 02:35:47 PM »
Oh no :lol

I still haven't had either bottle so I guess I could leave one to each of you. I really should have one soon though...
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2016, 04:13:13 PM »
Hef would get my Ghostbusters poster.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2016, 07:18:55 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on April 24, 2016, 02:35:47 PM
Oh no :lol

I still haven't had either bottle so I guess I could leave one to each of you. I really should have one soon though...

I call the Queen beer then
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2016, 08:56:37 PM »
I would leave my blob my collection of ambient music noise
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #64 on: April 25, 2016, 06:09:49 AM »
If John Petrucci were a DTF member I would leave him my Kelly Gray instructional DVD.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #65 on: April 25, 2016, 06:38:45 AM »
I would leave my Gorilla Glue to Chino. Trust me, the cone wouldn't have been moveable.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #66 on: April 25, 2016, 07:47:10 AM »
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Hef would get my Ghostbusters poster.
I love you so much.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2016, 06:11:01 PM »
Oh, almost forgot.

I'd leave our child to Jackie.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2016, 06:12:56 PM »
That baby is already into jackalopes.
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Re: If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...
« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2016, 09:45:57 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on April 23, 2016, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on April 23, 2016, 03:11:19 AM

Quote from: bout to crash on April 23, 2016, 02:57:25 AM
My hat collection to Hef.
THEY WILL ALL BE MINE

The important thing is that they don't go to Bosk, because we know what happened last time he had a hat sent to him...

I'm disappointed in you, DTF for leaving this unnoticed.  I lol'd hard.
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