If You Had To Leave An Item In Your Will To A DTF Member...

[Prog Snob]

...what would it be and to whom are you leaving it?

[Chino]

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

[wolfking]

I would leave Tim my Winger CD collection.

[King Postwhore]

Prog Snob my Spelling For Dummies book.

[Nekov]

I'd leave my King Crimson wall clock to Zydar. He would enjoy it

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

I'm OK with this, maybe I can get some money out of it 

[bosk1]

I would leave my beard to Rich.  ...later.

I would leave global mod powers to Borlag.

I would leave my "banned" emoticon to Elnimio.

I would leave my 30-day anger management chip to Kowtowboy.

I would leave Vlasto Day to Numbers.

I would leave the entire P/R section to Numbers.

I would leave all my hats to Hef.

I would leave my hefmommy42 avatar to Hef.

I would leave all of my hair care products to Chad.

I would leave 1.209 gigawatts to Blob.

I would leave a Baltimore Colts jersey to Destiny of Chaos.

I would leave all my stalker photos of Jackie to Adami.

I would come back from the dead and take the P/R section back from Numbers and give it to The Terminator.

I would give the gift of music to Itchy.

I would leave the whole thing to Jen.  Accidentally.

I would leave my "how to do Journey covers for dummies" book to Splent.

I would leave all my stalker photos of Adami to Jackie.

I would leave all of Axeman's NY Jets gear to Kingshmeg.

I would leave my cones to Chino.

I would leave my autographed TransImperial shirt to KevShmev.  ...unless I decide I want to be buried in it.  Then it would just be awkward. 

I would leave my entire stash of TV dinners to Lonestar.

I would leave a bag of Planter's peanuts to chknptpie.  But not Circus Peanuts.  I leave those to Cozmo.  Along with all my '80s hair metal CD's.  And any '80s wardrobe items I might still have laying around.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

[King Postwhore]

 

[Adami]

I'd leave my rotting corpse to Jackie.

Only when it's rotting.

[splent]

I would leave all the beer in my parent's fridge to kingshmeg. It's all coors light.

[Kotowboy]

If When I die then ReaperKK can have my helmet.

[King Postwhore]

I would leave all the beer in my parent's fridge to kingshmeg. It's all coors light.

[Kotowboy]

Any and all alcohol in general ?


PASS THE PISS>

[Destiny Of Chaos]

I would leave a Baltimore Colts jersey to Destiny of Chaos.

 

I would leave global mod powers to Borlag.

Crap...

[Prog Snob]

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

I guess I'm getting one of them.   

Prog Snob my Spelling For Dummies book.

I was just going to bury you with it so you don't embarrass yourself when you get to heaven.    Let's see how many times King can make Jesus facepalm.

[Kotowboy]

I imagine Chino having three Identical copies of Avatar .

[King Postwhore]

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

I guess I'm getting one of them.   

Prog Snob my Spelling For Dummies book.

I was just going to bury you with it so you don't embarrass yourself when you get to heaven.    Let's see how many times King can make Jesus facepalm.

[Prog Snob]

 

[splent]

I would leave all the beer in my parent's fridge to kingshmeg. It's all coors light.

Exactly

[splent]

I would leave my elementary music DVDs to all the DT fans who don't know all the meters

[BlobVanDam]

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

And then you RIP knowing there will be at least one less copy of Avatar in the world, because it's getting broken into tiny pieces long before I'd ever watch it.

I would leave 1.209 gigawatts to Blob.

That's perfect, because I've already managed to save up 0.01 jigawatts over the years. Thanks, bosky!



I leave my music collection to Cozmo, because he's the only one awesome enough to appreciate it.

To king, I leave an AI program designed to simulate my existence so he doesn't feel alone. It's called a "spellchecker."

To Jaffa, I leave my DTF username and password. I trust you to either improve my reputation, or use it as an outlet for the bottled up rage that dwells within. Do with it as you will.

I leave my large pornography collection to Zydar, excluding the Asian stuff which will be buried with me to make the transition to the afterlife. I leave my small pornography collection to Zydar.

I leave my Star Trek collection to Kotowboy (it even includes an additional mint condition unwatched copy of Into Darkness). You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.

[bl5150]

I'll leave you my Vitamin D supplements Blob.

[BlobVanDam]

Thanks. You know how badly I need the D inside me.

[Elite]

This thread

[Prog Snob]

Thanks. You know how badly I need the D inside me.

You'll need one for each hole though. 

[Zydar]

I'd leave my King Crimson wall clock to Zydar. He would enjoy it

Thanks I guess

I leave my small pornography collection to Zydar.

I'm not sure we have the same preferences, kangaroo porn isn't really my thing.

[Prog Snob]

I leave my small pornography collection to Zydar.

I'm not sure we have the same preferences, kangaroo porn isn't really my thing.

No, but wombats are right up your alley.

[BlobVanDam]

I'm not sure we have the same preferences, kangaroo porn isn't really my thing.

Nah, I've moved on from that. There are only so many times I can get aroused by a kangaroo kicking a girl in the chest (although that number was apparently really high).

[King Postwhore]

I'd leave my VHS tape of Crocodile Dundee to Blob to slowly drive him insane. 

[Chino]

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

And then you RIP knowing there will be at least one less copy of Avatar in the world, because it's getting broken into tiny pieces long before I'd ever watch it.

You'll have a lot of breaking to do. I was going to give you the Director's Cut. You'll have multiple discs to break.

[BlobVanDam]

I'd give all three copies of Avatar I have to the three members of the board that dislike the movie the most.

And then you RIP knowing there will be at least one less copy of Avatar in the world, because it's getting broken into tiny pieces long before I'd ever watch it.

You'll have a lot of breaking to do. I was going to give you the Director's Cut. You'll have multiple discs to break.

Now it just sounds like a lot of work, either to break or watch. YOU'VE FOILED MY PLANS!

I'd leave my VHS tape of Crocodile Dundee to Blob to slowly drive him insane. 

What am I even going to watch that on? First of all, we haven't had a working VHS player in this house in a decade, at least. Secondly, your VHS would be NTSC, so wouldn't be watcheable here even if I did have a VHS player.

[King Postwhore]

Right.  First, no way you could play it but secondly, You hate that movie and seeing it there would drive you to kill all humans.

[BlobVanDam]

Right.  First, no way you could play it but secondly, You hate that movie and seeing it there would drive you to kill all humans.

I'm offended that you think I need to watch a movie to want to kill all humans.

[jingle.boy]

I would leave all of my hair care products to Chad.

Perfect... my back needs some styin and profilin.

I'd leave all of my wrestling tapes and DVD's to Jay, and my scotch to King

Don't really have much else that's of any value really.

[King Postwhore]

You don't want to but just the sight of Paul Hogan puts you over the edge. 

I know.  I KNOW!

[Elite]

I have this cone...

(I'm trying too hard)