It'd work better if she actually had boobs.
Get glasses. You need them, apparently.
She does have lots of teeth. Alton Brown once compared her to a mako shark.
AB's Good Eats was as good a show as you'll find. Unfortunately, they don't do a lot of actual cooking shows anymore. Michael Symon (another of my faves) has tweeted as much, that the network prefers competition shows, because that's what gets the viewers.
I loved ICA. I'm so freakin' bummed that it's gone.
TAC, we also look for DDD places any time we go out of town. I go to
www.tvfoodmaps.com, put in the location we're going to, then filter by DDD locations.
Also, list of FN chicks?
Giada de Laurentiis
Alex Guarnaschelli
Amanda Freitag
Anne Burrell
Rachael Ray
Sunny Anderson
Marcela Valladolid
Katie Lee
Valerie Bertinelli
Maneet Chauhan
Ree Drummond
Trisha Yearwood
Those are just off the top of my head. Probably others I'm forgetting. We usually watch Chopped, Beat Bobby Flay, Worst Cooks, Food Network Star, Burgers Brews & Que (DDD-ish), DDD. We watched Cutthroat Kitchen for a while, and I swear, I DO NOT know how those people manage to get through rounds with some of the sabotages they get.