And don't even get me started on the scourge that is Starbucks. aka Charbucks. aka Tarbucks.
Imagine a dump truck full of coffee beans, driving from one end of the country to the other, the truck’s exhaust spewing all over the load of beans (aka "City Roast"). When they reach their destination, they’re then roasted four hours longer than they should be. Then that coffee is ground up, brewed, and put into a carafe on a hot plate for 10 hours.
Then it’s served to you.
That’s what Starbucks coffee tastes like. Terrible coffee.