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My band got a gig!
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:44:41 AM »
OK, so a little background. One of the kids from my high school has a band called "Tinnitus". Their genre is "Power Violence", which is basically grindcore... short 30 second songs with power chords, blast beats, and screaming vocals. We'd always be taking cheap shots at each other's music (I'm into prog, hes into shit. :p). One day he told me that Rush wasn't even good and they just jerk off to music... I told him anyone could play the stuff he does. So what do me and my friend do? We start our own band mocking his. :lol: It started out as a joke, and we were just fooling around recording the shortest, most offensive songs we could. :p But as time went on we had a lot of fun coming up with obscene ideas for our songs :lol: We recorded about 65 songs since March, which has a total time of about an hour. :p We would play friend's graduation parties and stuff, and it was a lot of fun. Everyone always enjoyed us because I would sing the most random things, and often single people out in the audience.

Anyways, last night my friend got a call on his cellphone. The woman on the other end was a promoter of some sorts and was looking for my friend's old band which disbanded because she was setting up a local show. He told her that band was done, but he has another band hes in now that'd be willing to play. Well, turns out we got booked to THE PALLADIUM. I don't know how many of you are from around Worcester, MA, but this is a pretty big venue. Its the place most metal bands that come here play, including Slayer, Dragonforce, etc.

So, yeah, I'm pretty excited!  :laugh: We're just a two man band, my friend on guitar and me on "vocals". My vocal style consists of me yelling in a deep voice, and then doing certain parts using screechy high notes, like D6. :p However, at some of the gigs we've played I've had difficulty doing the higher parts, so it'll be interesting as to what happens at the Palladium. :lol: The show is on October 10, and we get half an hour set... we are working on figuring out what songs we want now, but we should be able to fit atleast 30 in.  :rollin

Anyways, we're called Altered Beast, and here is one of our songs... its called Team Work!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaUTbpPrRtM

EDIT - It should also be noted that everything we do is improvised, everything... so there are many mistakes throughout the songs. ;) We're more of a joke band than anything, its just we have fun doing it. ;)
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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 07:00:05 PM »
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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 07:23:32 PM »
Where would YOU be without prog?!
I'd be standing somewhere with dignity, respect, and bitches.
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Where would YOU be without prog?!
I'd be standing somewhere with dignity, respect, and bitches.
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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 09:28:43 PM »
:splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard:
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 10:42:43 PM »
:splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard::splodetard:
No, i take that back... THIS post wins! :rollin :rollin
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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 10:55:36 AM »
:clap:
Surely one day they'll work out it would be simpler and far more legal just to suckle on each others' teats in a kind of wonderful 69 of eternal calcium goodness.

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 11:07:08 AM »
what are some of your lyrics?

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2009, 04:06:09 PM »
what are some of your lyrics?


Heres three of our songs's lyrics... pure poetry. All of them were improvised too.

WEEDLE/KAKUNA/BEEDRILL
Weedle weedled his way
Onto your cock
This is a good handjob
I had thought
But then he bit you
On your dick
And turned into kakuna!
So I stuck him up my ass
But then he hatched
Into beedrill
And made honey in my ass
BECAUSE HES A HONEY BEE
Like honey nut cheerios
But not as gay

ANAL SEX
Rub two dicks together and you get smile
We're not samurais here put down that stick
Meaty metamorphosis, phallus figure indeed
When I grow up I wanna watch you bleed
OUT OF THE ASSHOLE

BLADDER CONTROL
Wake in the dead of the night
Pressure pushing on your bladder
Go to take a piss
And you find your wife is dead
And she pooped herself
What a tasty morsel you had thought
As you pulled down her pants
And the smell of shit hit your nostrils
As you gagged with glee
Raping the dead with your poopy ass dick
She was never this good in bed
Better off dead, she is all mine
And then inside her, I peed

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »
what are some of your lyrics?


Heres three of our songs's lyrics... pure poetry. All of them were improvised too.

WEEDLE/KAKUNA/BEEDRILL
Weedle weedled his way
Onto your cock
This is a good handjob
I had thought
But then he bit you
On your dick
And turned into kakuna!
So I stuck him up my ass
But then he hatched
Into beedrill
And made honey in my ass
BECAUSE HES A HONEY BEE
Like honey nut cheerios
But not as gay

ANAL SEX
Rub two dicks together and you get smile
We're not samurais here put down that stick
Meaty metamorphosis, phallus figure indeed
When I grow up I wanna watch you bleed
OUT OF THE ASSHOLE

BLADDER CONTROL
Wake in the dead of the night
Pressure pushing on your bladder
Go to take a piss
And you find your wife is dead
And she pooped herself
What a tasty morsel you had thought
As you pulled down her pants
And the smell of shit hit your nostrils
As you gagged with glee
Raping the dead with your poopy ass dick
She was never this good in bed
Better off dead, she is all mine
And then inside her, I peed


Dude A.C. cant come up with that shit... :metal

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2009, 09:52:51 PM »
 :blush
I read the thread title as, "My husband bought a pig." and came to post, "Wrong forum! Move to GD."

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2009, 05:06:27 AM »
I'm trying to think of amazing things that would entertain the crowd. I want us to wear costumes... I want to either get a Stormtrooper costume or Boba Fett's armor.  :lol I'm also composing a great medley of some of the most random songs I can think of, ranging from pop to rap to metal.  :biggrin:

I got a few crowd participation ideas too.

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2009, 06:44:45 PM »
what are some of your lyrics?


Heres three of our songs's lyrics... pure poetry. All of them were improvised too.

WEEDLE/KAKUNA/BEEDRILL
Weedle weedled his way
Onto your cock
This is a good handjob
I had thought
But then he bit you
On your dick
And turned into kakuna!
So I stuck him up my ass
But then he hatched
Into beedrill
And made honey in my ass
BECAUSE HES A HONEY BEE
Like honey nut cheerios
But not as gay

ANAL SEX
Rub two dicks together and you get smile
We're not samurais here put down that stick
Meaty metamorphosis, phallus figure indeed
When I grow up I wanna watch you bleed
OUT OF THE ASSHOLE

BLADDER CONTROL
Wake in the dead of the night
Pressure pushing on your bladder
Go to take a piss
And you find your wife is dead
And she pooped herself
What a tasty morsel you had thought
As you pulled down her pants
And the smell of shit hit your nostrils
As you gagged with glee
Raping the dead with your poopy ass dick
She was never this good in bed
Better off dead, she is all mine
And then inside her, I peed


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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 04:59:13 PM »
what are some of your lyrics?


Heres three of our songs's lyrics... pure poetry. All of them were improvised too.

WEEDLE/KAKUNA/BEEDRILL
Weedle weedled his way
Onto your cock
This is a good handjob
I had thought
But then he bit you
On your dick
And turned into kakuna!
So I stuck him up my ass
But then he hatched
Into beedrill
And made honey in my ass
BECAUSE HES A HONEY BEE
Like honey nut cheerios
But not as gay

ANAL SEX
Rub two dicks together and you get smile
We're not samurais here put down that stick
Meaty metamorphosis, phallus figure indeed
When I grow up I wanna watch you bleed
OUT OF THE ASSHOLE

BLADDER CONTROL
Wake in the dead of the night
Pressure pushing on your bladder
Go to take a piss
And you find your wife is dead
And she pooped herself
What a tasty morsel you had thought
As you pulled down her pants
And the smell of shit hit your nostrils
As you gagged with glee
Raping the dead with your poopy ass dick
She was never this good in bed
Better off dead, she is all mine
And then inside her, I peed


Pure motherfuckin poetry... props to you.

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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 11:53:43 AM »
you should have a song called fuck
lyrics:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-hold for 30 seconds
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Re: My band got a gig!
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2009, 02:53:34 PM »
We have a song called "I Hate Vinny Parts 1 and 2"
It goes:
IHATEVINNY

Part 2 is
I
HATE
VINNNNYYYYYYY


And today we're playing a friend's party... we're gonna try a medley in our encore of Linoleum Knife/Aces High... should be interesting.  :lol