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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2016, 01:40:08 PM »
Alexandra Daddario

Even if she gives terrible head, just think of all the free guitar strings.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2016, 01:42:59 PM »
Alexandra Daddario

Even if she gives terrible head, just think of all the free guitar strings.

Bwahahahaaa  She doesn't have to give head; she can just stick it between her breasts and get me off that way.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2016, 04:07:41 PM »
20 years ago ..... Demi Moore

Today....hmmm......Sofia Vergara

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2016, 07:48:06 PM »
har har she could suck your dick well lol har har so funny odujrkgsbjrkgojrehu

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2016, 09:20:30 PM »
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My God, that one scene in True Detective. Woody Harrelson wasn't the only Woody I was seeing in that scene...

...I don't even think that makes sense....
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2016, 09:34:52 PM »
Alexandra Daddario
My God, that one scene in True Detective. Woody Harrelson wasn't the only Woody I was seeing in that scene...

...I don't even think that makes sense....
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2016, 09:42:00 PM »
Alexandra Daddario
My God, that one scene in True Detective. Woody Harrelson wasn't the only Woody I was seeing in that scene...

...I don't even think that makes sense....


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2016, 05:38:30 AM »
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You'd have to fight me for her. :)

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2016, 05:40:03 AM »
Alexandra Daddario
My God, that one scene in True Detective. Woody Harrelson wasn't the only Woody I was seeing in that scene...

...I don't even think that makes sense....

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Does she have a woody?

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2016, 05:58:12 AM »
Does she have a woody?

Having seen the rest of her, I'm not sure that would be a deal breaker. :zydar:
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2016, 06:03:52 AM »
Does she have a woody?

Having seen the rest of her, I'm not sure that would be a deal breaker. :zydar:

Agreed.  :lol  Put a flag over it and do her for your country.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2016, 08:20:15 AM »
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You'd have to fight me for her. :)

Sorry boys, I just don't see that one.   

As for Alexandra Daddario, very pretty but too skinny.   

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2016, 09:59:52 AM »
Does she have a woody?

Having seen the rest of her, I'm not sure that would be a deal breaker. :zydar:

Agreed.  :lol  Put a flag over it and do her for your country.

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Hypothetical...

I'd say Kate Beckinsale circa Underworld... something about those leather pants and vampire teeth. 

I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2016, 11:10:50 AM »
I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!

The last part notwithstanding (I'm in the same blessed boat as you), Amy Lee is an interesting choice.  I had always written her off as just another overly made-up goth chick (which is not my scene) but I saw some pictures of her sort of "out of costume" and she has a really pretty face and amazing eyes.  The heavy make up, the quasi-Stevie Nicks outfits and the abuse of eyeliner are NOT her friend. 

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2016, 11:22:42 AM »
I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!

The last part notwithstanding (I'm in the same blessed boat as you), Amy Lee is an interesting choice.  I had always written her off as just another overly made-up goth chick (which is not my scene) but I saw some pictures of her sort of "out of costume" and she has a really pretty face and amazing eyes.  The heavy make up, the quasi-Stevie Nicks outfits and the abuse of eyeliner are NOT her friend.

Think of it as like Kiss.  It's just a stage persona and it's just her make up.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2016, 12:00:10 PM »
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2016, 12:37:55 PM »
Emily Blunt
You'd have to fight me for her. :)

Sorry boys, I just don't see that one.   

As for Alexandra Daddario, very pretty but too skinny.   

I'm leaving the photo in just because.  :biggrin:  Her weight doesn't bother me. I'm versatile as far as that goes (for the most part). My ex, the one blonde I dated pre-daughter, was 95 pounds soaking wet.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2016, 12:38:29 PM »
Does she have a woody?

Having seen the rest of her, I'm not sure that would be a deal breaker. :zydar:

Agreed.  :lol  Put a flag over it and do her for your country.

 :rollin

Hypothetical...

I'd say Kate Beckinsale circa Underworld... something about those leather pants and vampire teeth. 

I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!

You know you can't offer a tease like that without a photo, right?  ;)

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2016, 12:50:42 PM »

I'd suck her dick.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #89 on: April 07, 2016, 12:32:25 PM »
I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!

The last part notwithstanding (I'm in the same blessed boat as you), Amy Lee is an interesting choice.  I had always written her off as just another overly made-up goth chick (which is not my scene) but I saw some pictures of her sort of "out of costume" and she has a really pretty face and amazing eyes.  The heavy make up, the quasi-Stevie Nicks outfits and the abuse of eyeliner are NOT her friend.

The eyes get me more than anything (her real eyes)... and she is quite beautiful.  The voice is also a plus.  Her off stage personality seems to also be a plus... the videos I've seen she was kind of a goof-ball (in a good way).  She doesn't take herself to seriously I think.

On second thought, both of my picks are goth inspired... hmmm.

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Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #90 on: April 07, 2016, 12:35:52 PM »
Does she have a woody?

Having seen the rest of her, I'm not sure that would be a deal breaker. :zydar:

Agreed.  :lol  Put a flag over it and do her for your country.

 :rollin

Hypothetical...

I'd say Kate Beckinsale circa Underworld... something about those leather pants and vampire teeth. 

I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!

You know you can't offer a tease like that without a photo, right?  ;)

Yeah... those pics are just for me bro.   :tup
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #91 on: April 07, 2016, 12:41:47 PM »
Does she have a woody?

Having seen the rest of her, I'm not sure that would be a deal breaker. :zydar:

Agreed.  :lol  Put a flag over it and do her for your country.

 :rollin

Hypothetical...

I'd say Kate Beckinsale circa Underworld... something about those leather pants and vampire teeth. 

I'll throw Amy Lee circa My Immortal in there as well.



I don't think either of them could match my wife in real life though... I'm a blessed man!

You know you can't offer a tease like that without a photo, right?  ;)

Yeah... those pics are just for me bro.   :tup

You can't blame a man for trying.  ;)

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #92 on: April 07, 2016, 12:50:00 PM »
Yeah... those pics are just for me bro.   :tup

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #93 on: April 07, 2016, 01:03:11 PM »
Yeah... those pics are just for me bro.   :tup

LIES!  ALL LIES!

Actually, you posted a pic of the two of you at a DT M&G.

Hmmm....so the truth comes out.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #94 on: April 08, 2016, 08:36:42 AM »
Yeah... those pics are just for me bro.   :tup

LIES!  ALL LIES!

Actually, you posted a pic of the two of you at a DT M&G.

Hmmm....so the truth comes out.

Oh... you guys meant normal pics.  My bad.  ;)  Need to get my mind out of the gutter I guess.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #95 on: April 08, 2016, 08:53:17 AM »
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #96 on: April 08, 2016, 08:56:25 AM »
Either Alexandra Daddario or Alison Brie.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #97 on: April 08, 2016, 10:57:11 AM »
In all honesty I don't think I'd care to have a celebrity as a spouse.  I'm not even sure I want a spouse even though I already have one!   :lol

But if I had to pick I'd say - on looks alone, George Clooney.  For fun I'd have to go with a comedian so maybe Steve Martin.  The fact he is also a musician is both a plus and a minus. 
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2016, 06:38:52 AM »
That scene with Alexandra Daddario in True Detective was definitely amazing, but her eyes are kind of....strange.  I am sure I could overlook them, though... :lol :lol

Off looks alone, Charlize Theron remains the only answer for me.

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« Reply #99 on: April 09, 2016, 06:43:31 AM »
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #100 on: April 09, 2016, 06:10:41 PM »
Audrey Hepburn (duh). I like my women classy and mysterious. Sluts are a dime a dozen.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #101 on: April 09, 2016, 08:38:38 PM »
Audrey Hepburn fina than a muthafucka mmmh!
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2016, 11:34:49 AM »
Crap, what am I doing with all these spare dimes?

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« Reply #103 on: April 10, 2016, 05:53:54 PM »
Crap, what am I doing with all these spare dimes?

Saving them for a classy woman?

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« Reply #104 on: April 12, 2016, 02:06:32 PM »
Saving them for a classy woman?

Ah yes, of course.  Audrey Hepburn was just great - classy and mysterious as you say.  I would have trouble with the whole "dead" thing though.