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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2016, 03:21:40 PM »
I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.
I'm more worried about Charlie Sheen.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2016, 03:47:21 PM »
Women:  Margot Robbie.   Close second is Sarah Shahi.   Charlize Theron was on the list until she dated Sean Penn.

Men: Matt Bomer, close second is Henry Cavill.

Porn Stars:  It's a cliché, but I'm fine with it:  Traci Lords.   

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2016, 03:53:07 PM »
Emily Blunt

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2016, 04:43:12 PM »
Porn stars.

Veronica Radke, Little Caprice, Ariel Rebel, or/and Emma Mae.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2016, 04:58:11 PM »
Porn stars.

Veronica Radke, Little Caprice, Ariel Rebel, or/and Emma Mae.

That quote of me is awesome.  I almost wish I typed
Porn stars!!!!
So that was the quote.
Or better yet the quoting was
Porn
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2016, 08:44:47 PM »
Hayley Williams

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2016, 09:54:13 PM »
I, too, am thinking 100% with Chino's dick on this one.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2016, 09:58:06 PM »
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.

Terrible when she got busted up by that asshole.

I could list about 20 porn stars off the top of my head that I would marry.

I, too, am thinking 100% with Chino's dick on this one.

How could you not?
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2016, 11:14:18 PM »
I could list about 20 porn stars off the top of my head that I would marry.

Basically all the porn stars I can name are from my teens and 20s.  I had to google Christy Mack.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2016, 02:22:09 AM »
Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)

I know her but I wish I wouldn't.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2016, 03:12:02 AM »
Daisy Ridley because she is a bae and if I was married to her, I might get the inside scoop (or set visits) to future Star Wars movies

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2016, 04:45:58 AM »
You’ll most certainly get inside something else, anyhow.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2016, 04:47:38 AM »
You’ll most certainly get inside something else, anyhow.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2016, 05:47:45 AM »
Emilie de Ravin, Alexandra Daddario, Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Dormer, Elisha Cuthbert, Charlize Theron, Estella Warren, Maggie Grace, Hayden Panettiere

It's good to have backups.   ;)


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2016, 05:54:55 AM »
Steven Wilson, duh.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2016, 06:52:37 AM »
Emilie de Ravin, Alexandra Daddario, Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Dormer, Elisha Cuthbert, Charlize Theron, Estella Warren, Maggie Grace, Hayden Panettiere

It's good to have backups.   ;)

I'd hate to order ice cream with you. You can't make up your mind! :lol

Steven Wilson, duh.

Jackie may want to have a death match for Steven Wilson.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2016, 06:58:15 AM »
Emilie de Ravin, Alexandra Daddario, Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Dormer, Elisha Cuthbert, Charlize Theron, Estella Warren, Maggie Grace, Hayden Panettiere

It's good to have backups.   ;)

I'd hate to order ice cream with you. You can't make up your mind! :lol


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2016, 07:01:59 AM »
Well, we are fantasizing.  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2016, 07:11:46 AM »
Well, we are fantasizing.  :lol

That's exactly the purpose of this thread. I just have to take things to another level.  ;)

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2016, 07:36:19 AM »
Emilie de Ravin, Alexandra Daddario, Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Dormer, Elisha Cuthbert, Charlize Theron, Estella Warren, Maggie Grace, Hayden Panettiere

It's good to have backups.   ;)

At least you don't have a type.  ;)

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2016, 09:24:50 AM »
Well, we are fantasizing.  :lol

That's exactly the purpose of this thread. I just have to take things to another level.  ;)

If a celebrity celebrities were your spouse part of your harem, who would it they be?

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2016, 10:05:44 AM »
Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)

I know her but I wish I wouldn't.

In the "oh god, how can one person be so beautiful" sense? Yeah.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2016, 11:03:57 AM »
It's all taste, and she's certainly cute, but from what I can see, a shade too "mouse-y" to be take your breath away hot. 

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2016, 11:15:28 AM »
For each of us it's what "floats your boat".

Mine would be Scarlet Johannsen or Andrea Parker from the late 90's TV show The Pretender.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2016, 11:22:39 AM »
Men: Matt Bomer
I am hetero.

But yeah, I get that.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2016, 11:26:00 AM »
It's all taste, and she's certainly cute, but from what I can see, a shade too "mouse-y" to be take your breath away hot.

Thing is, her pictures actually don't do her justice. She combines that cuteness with an incredible naturalness, that's what makes it so vicious.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2016, 11:27:16 AM »
Personality means a lot, too.  Hard to judge that by a still picture.

Personality can easily make someone who isn't "my type" much, much more attractive.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2016, 11:39:20 AM »
Men: Matt Bomer
I am hetero.

But yeah, I get that.

That's exactly where I'm coming from.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2016, 11:43:23 AM »
It's all taste, and she's certainly cute, but from what I can see, a shade too "mouse-y" to be take your breath away hot.

Thing is, her pictures actually don't do her justice. She combines that cuteness with an incredible naturalness, that's what makes it so vicious.

Personality, and there is also a BIG difference between still pictures and seeing someone "real".  Two examples:  I ran into (literally:  I was racing my shopping cart around a market in LA and came around the corner) Jaclyn Smith and in person she was SO beautiful I couldn't even speak to her.  She smiled at me, and watching that Hollywood movie star smile just open up, and I was speechless.   The other way?  Charlotte McKinney (think "Carl's, Jr.") was on Ridiculousness and when she talks her lips move back and she looks like a fish.  I mean, she isn't gross or anything, but she is WAY hotter in still pictures than in motion.   

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2016, 12:09:57 PM »
Another addition of mine: Kristen Wiig.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2016, 12:22:53 PM »
Emilie de Ravin, Alexandra Daddario, Amanda Seyfried, Natalie Dormer, Elisha Cuthbert, Charlize Theron, Estella Warren, Maggie Grace, Hayden Panettiere

It's good to have backups.   ;)

At least you don't have a type.  ;)

It's actually something new. Before my daughter was born, I never went for blondes. I dated only one and it wasn't even because of her hair. She had other...talents. :zydar: Since my daughter was born, and she's blonde, I have this new appreciation for them, so lately I love blondes.


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2016, 12:57:36 PM »
She had other...talents. :zydar:

she could play violin?

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« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2016, 12:59:09 PM »
She had other...talents. :zydar:

she could play violin?

har har she could suck your dick well lol har har so funny odujrkgsbjrkgojrehu

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2016, 01:22:52 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2016, 01:33:56 PM »
har har she could suck your dick well lol har har so funny odujrkgsbjrkgojrehu

Lucien's is Kotowboy's alt?

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