If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?

[Manolito Mystiq]

Taylor Swift.¹


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I'm crazy myself . . .

[Adami]

Ryan Reynolds.

[MetalJunkie]

Ryan Reynolds.

As a straight man...


Still Ryan Reynolds.

[Lucien]

As a gay man...

fuck it, Idris Elba

[black_biff_stadler]

Jennette McCurdy

[Calvin6s]

Ron Jeremy
or
Jennifer Connelly

[Chino]

Marisa Tomei... But she has to stay in her My Cousin Vinny character.

[Prog Snob]

Look at my sig.   

Marisa Tomei... But she has to stay in her My Cousin Vinny character.

She's from Brooklyn. It's not that much of a difference. 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Taylor Swift.¹


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

[Nekov]

Mmm, this is a hard one. I guess it would be Charlize Theron

Taylor Swift.¹


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

Cozmo has an excellent point

[bl5150]

Sounds like Cozmo would like to marry Michael Starr 

[kaos2900]

Taylor Swift.¹


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I'm crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

That is and will probably be the best thing I read all day!

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

Aubrey Plaza

[King Postwhore]

Coz know how to read the crazy meter.

[YtseBitsySpider]

Denzel
and Im straight.

He can get into my pelican briefs anytime

[TheCountOfNYC]

Lzzy Hale.

[masterthes]

Scarlet Johannsen

[Adami]

Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

Cause I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would make a better husband than any of the women listed would make wives.

[King Postwhore]

You don't pick celebs because they will take care of you.  You live out a fantasy in which you cannot have physically.

It that were the case Martha Stuart would be up there on the list.

[MirrorMask]

Keira Knightley.

[rumborak]

Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)

[Jaffa]

I am really overthinking this topic.

Perhaps Lindsey Stirling. 

[Tick]

Jennifer Love Hewitt

OR

Katy Perry

OR

Allison Brie

polygamy

Now if I was gay...AND I'M NOT.... It would have to be Clooney 

[Chino]

Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

I'm thinking 100% with my dick on this one.

[Nekov]

Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

Cause I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would make a better husband than any of the women listed would make wives.

Why do you say that about Charlize? She seems like a really nice person. Why are you trying to ruin my dream? 

[Calvin6s]

Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

I took it more as describing a significant other by comparing them to their closest celebrity doppelganger.

Never had a physical "type" of woman.

[Prog Snob]

Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)

I've heard the name, but didn't know what she looked like until now. 

[DragonAttack]

Nina Hartley:  I have met her.  She has the best looking axe in the business, loves three ways, has a Masters Degree in Business, we're the same age...............

Ginger Lynn:  I have met her.  She has the 2nd best looking axe in the business, loves, three ways (as long as Charlie Sheen was never in the picture).

Plus....they are really nice 'gals'.

[Calvin6s]

Porn stars.  One of the more honest answers when it comes to finding a hot girl with some degree of fame for reference.

I mean, if you are going to commit to a marriage, you need to see them nude first.  No spanx trix.

[Chino]

If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.

[Calvin6s]

If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.

[King Postwhore]

I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.   

[Calvin6s]

I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.

I'm more worried about Charlie Sheen.

[JayOctavarium]

Natalie Portman.




(Shut up, Bosk!)

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.