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Offline Manolito Mystiq

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If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« on: April 03, 2016, 02:27:31 PM »
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:

1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2016, 08:41:40 PM »
Ryan Reynolds.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2016, 09:34:29 PM »
Quote from: Adami on April 03, 2016, 08:41:40 PM
Ryan Reynolds.
As a straight man...


Still Ryan Reynolds.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2016, 10:52:07 PM »
As a gay man...

fuck it, Idris Elba
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2016, 11:44:14 PM »
Jennette McCurdy
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2016, 12:04:34 AM »
Ron Jeremy
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Jennifer Connelly
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2016, 06:01:26 AM »
Marisa Tomei... But she has to stay in her My Cousin Vinny character.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2016, 06:07:10 AM »
Look at my sig.   :heart

Quote from: Chino on April 04, 2016, 06:01:26 AM
Marisa Tomei... But she has to stay in her My Cousin Vinny character.

She's from Brooklyn. It's not that much of a difference.  ;)
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2016, 06:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Manolito Mystiq on April 03, 2016, 02:27:31 PM
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:

1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2016, 06:41:16 AM »
Mmm, this is a hard one. I guess it would be Charlize Theron

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 04, 2016, 06:38:17 AM
Quote from: Manolito Mystiq on April 03, 2016, 02:27:31 PM
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:

1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

Cozmo has an excellent point
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2016, 06:53:47 AM »
Sounds like Cozmo would like to marry Michael Starr  :metal
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2016, 06:54:02 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 04, 2016, 06:38:17 AM
Quote from: Manolito Mystiq on April 03, 2016, 02:27:31 PM
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:

1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

That is and will probably be the best thing I read all day!
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2016, 07:23:33 AM »
Aubrey Plaza
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2016, 07:23:57 AM »
Coz know how to read the crazy meter.


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2016, 07:52:23 AM »
Denzel
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2016, 10:03:04 AM »
Lzzy Hale.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2016, 12:08:15 PM »
Scarlet Johannsen
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2016, 12:09:34 PM »
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

Cause I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would make a better husband than any of the women listed would make wives.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2016, 12:28:03 PM »
You don't pick celebs because they will take care of you.  You live out a fantasy in which you cannot have physically.

It that were the case Martha Stuart would be up there on the list. :lol
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2016, 12:30:05 PM »
Keira Knightley.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2016, 12:33:04 PM »
Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2016, 12:35:29 PM »
I am really overthinking this topic.

Perhaps Lindsey Stirling. 
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2016, 12:43:32 PM »
Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Katy Perry

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Allison Brie

polygamy :corn

Now if I was gay...AND I'M NOT.... It would have to be Clooney  :biggrin:
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2016, 12:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Adami on April 04, 2016, 12:09:34 PM
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

I'm thinking 100% with my dick on this one.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2016, 01:10:17 PM »
Quote from: Adami on April 04, 2016, 12:09:34 PM
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

Cause I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would make a better husband than any of the women listed would make wives.

Why do you say that about Charlize? She seems like a really nice person. Why are you trying to ruin my dream?  :'(
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2016, 01:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Adami on April 04, 2016, 12:09:34 PM
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?
I took it more as describing a significant other by comparing them to their closest celebrity doppelganger.

Never had a physical "type" of woman.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2016, 01:31:40 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 04, 2016, 12:33:04 PM
Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)

I've heard the name, but didn't know what she looked like until now.  :tup
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2016, 01:47:39 PM »
Nina Hartley:  I have met her.  She has the best looking axe in the business, loves three ways, has a Masters Degree in Business, we're the same age...............

Ginger Lynn:  I have met her.  She has the 2nd best looking axe in the business, loves, three ways (as long as Charlie Sheen was never in the picture).

Plus....they are really nice 'gals'.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2016, 02:36:14 PM »
Porn stars.  One of the more honest answers when it comes to finding a hot girl with some degree of fame for reference.

I mean, if you are going to commit to a marriage, you need to see them nude first.  No spanx trix.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2016, 02:39:01 PM »
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2016, 02:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Chino on April 04, 2016, 02:39:01 PM
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2016, 02:57:41 PM »
I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.   
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2016, 03:05:21 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 04, 2016, 02:57:41 PM
I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.
I'm more worried about Charlie Sheen.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2016, 03:17:10 PM »
Natalie Portman.




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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2016, 03:20:37 PM »
Quote from: Chino on April 04, 2016, 02:39:01 PM
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.
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