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If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« on: April 03, 2016, 02:27:31 PM »
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! Im crazy myself . . .

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2016, 08:41:40 PM »
Ryan Reynolds.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2016, 09:34:29 PM »
Ryan Reynolds.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2016, 10:52:07 PM »
As a gay man...

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2016, 11:44:14 PM »
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2016, 12:04:34 AM »
Ron Jeremy
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2016, 06:01:26 AM »
Marisa Tomei... But she has to stay in her My Cousin Vinny character.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2016, 06:07:10 AM »
Look at my sig.   :heart

Marisa Tomei... But she has to stay in her My Cousin Vinny character.

She's from Brooklyn. It's not that much of a difference.  ;)

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2016, 06:38:17 AM »
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2016, 06:41:16 AM »
Mmm, this is a hard one. I guess it would be Charlize Theron

Taylor Swift.1 :angel:


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! I’m crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

Cozmo has an excellent point
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2016, 06:53:47 AM »
Sounds like Cozmo would like to marry Michael Starr  :metal
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2016, 06:54:02 AM »
Taylor Swift.1 :angel:


1. I know that she is crazy, but that is precisely the reason! :P I mean, look, I made a footnote in a thread! Im crazy myself . . .

I don't think it's any coincidence that Taylor Swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and exactly zero songs about blowjobs.

That is and will probably be the best thing I read all day!

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2016, 07:23:33 AM »
Aubrey Plaza
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2016, 07:23:57 AM »
Coz know how to read the crazy meter.


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2016, 07:52:23 AM »
Denzel
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2016, 10:03:04 AM »
Lzzy Hale.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2016, 12:08:15 PM »
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2016, 12:09:34 PM »
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

Cause I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would make a better husband than any of the women listed would make wives.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2016, 12:28:03 PM »
You don't pick celebs because they will take care of you.  You live out a fantasy in which you cannot have physically.

It that were the case Martha Stuart would be up there on the list. :lol
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2016, 12:30:05 PM »
Keira Knightley.
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2016, 12:33:04 PM »
Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2016, 12:35:29 PM »
I am really overthinking this topic.

Perhaps Lindsey Stirling. 
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2016, 12:43:32 PM »
Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Katy Perry

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Allison Brie

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2016, 12:50:25 PM »
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

I'm thinking 100% with my dick on this one.


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2016, 01:10:17 PM »
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?

Cause I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would make a better husband than any of the women listed would make wives.

Why do you say that about Charlize? She seems like a really nice person. Why are you trying to ruin my dream?  :'(
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2016, 01:20:17 PM »
Just curious, are most of you guys just listing hot celebs? Or people you actually think would make good spouses?
I took it more as describing a significant other by comparing them to their closest celebrity doppelganger.

Never had a physical "type" of woman.


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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2016, 01:31:40 PM »
Nora Tschirner. (no, none of you guys know her)

I've heard the name, but didn't know what she looked like until now.  :tup

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2016, 01:47:39 PM »
Nina Hartley:  I have met her.  She has the best looking axe in the business, loves three ways, has a Masters Degree in Business, we're the same age...............

Ginger Lynn:  I have met her.  She has the 2nd best looking axe in the business, loves, three ways (as long as Charlie Sheen was never in the picture).

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2016, 02:36:14 PM »
Porn stars.  One of the more honest answers when it comes to finding a hot girl with some degree of fame for reference.

I mean, if you are going to commit to a marriage, you need to see them nude first.  No spanx trix.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2016, 02:39:01 PM »
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.

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« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2016, 02:43:00 PM »
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2016, 02:57:41 PM »
I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.   
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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2016, 03:05:21 PM »
I don't know. I don't want to trail anybody who slept with Ron Jeremy.
I'm more worried about Charlie Sheen.

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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2016, 03:17:10 PM »
Natalie Portman.




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Re: If a celebrity were your spouse, who would it be?
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2016, 03:20:37 PM »
If pornstars are fair game, dibs on Christy Mack. Technically she's an ex-pornstar. She's been out of the game for three years or so now.
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