2016 NFL THREAD - Super Bowl 51 - Patriots' Day: V - Screw Goodell

[KevShmev]

Even worse, Seattle at 3??  Okay, they are 2-1, but they eked out a home win over the terrible Dolphins, lost to the Rams, and then beat the 49ers? That's a top 3 team?

[King Postwhore]

Right. Top 10 for sure but 3?

[KevShmev]

Looks like JJ Watt will be out the rest of the year with a back injury.  That sucks.

[El Barto]

Looks like JJ Watt will be out the rest of the year with a back injury.  That sucks.

That does suck. Defensive players that can take over a game are rare and great fun to watch.

[Architeuthis]

Even worse, Seattle at 3??  Okay, they are 2-1, but they eked out a home win over the terrible Dolphins, lost to the Rams, and then beat the 49ers? That's a top 3 team?

The Seahawks always get off to a shakey start and seem to start firing on all cylinders by mid season. This year at least they are 2 and 1 so far. The Rams seem to have their number, they always give the Seahawks a hard time.
 I'm looking forward to when The Seahawks go on the road to play the Patriots in week 10.  It will be very hard for them to pull off a win at New England, but it is possible..Remotely possible, Go Hawks! 

[hefdaddy42]

Wanna good laugh?  I checked out ESPN's power rankings, and they have Arizona at number 5.  The same Arizona team that is 1-2 and just got pummeled by a crappy Bills team.

Yeah, ESPN really has a hard-on for the Cardinals.

[Destiny Of Chaos]

I prefer the ESPN rankings to Kev's (though I don't agree with every placement).

The 5 3-0 teams are not the 5 best teams in the league </fact>

[Dublagent66]

10. Dallas - brutal stretch coming up soon will tell the tale as to how good this team really is

Offense good to go.  Defense is the X factor.  No pass rush.  Can't stop the run.  They have their moments but no where close to a championship defense.  Honestly, I don't know how Marinelli is still coaching in this league.

[KevShmev]

Dallas' D is protected big time by the fact that the offense is so good at long drives, which eat up time of possession.  Their awesome O-line puts them in a lot of 3rd and shorts, which are easier to pick up than 3rd and longs (obviously).

Even worse, Seattle at 3??  Okay, they are 2-1, but they eked out a home win over the terrible Dolphins, lost to the Rams, and then beat the 49ers? That's a top 3 team?

The Seahawks always get off to a shakey start and seem to start firing on all cylinders by mid season. This year at least they are 2 and 1 so far. The Rams seem to have their number, they always give the Seahawks a hard time.
 I'm looking forward to when The Seahawks go on the road to play the Patriots in week 10.  It will be very hard for them to pull off a win at New England, but it is possible..Remotely possible, Go Hawks! 

Fine, then we can put them at number 3 when they've earned it, instead of taking the brainless ESPN approach of "this is how good I think they will be."  Judging teams by how good they have been so far this year, Seattle isn't close to being the 3rd best team.  They still aren't in my top 10 for a reason.

[King Postwhore]

Ben, Matt & Tom Brady.  Too damn funny.

https://youtu.be/U5urvAW560w

[PowerSlave]

Ben, Matt & Tom Brady.  Too damn funny.

https://youtu.be/U5urvAW560w

WTF is going on with Matt's hair?

[Cool Chris]

Best call of tonight's game from Ian Eagle "And AJ Green is tackled by a swarm of creamsicles."

Also, confirmed for the SB halftime show, Lady Gaga. 

[King Postwhore]

Ben, Matt & Tom Brady.  Too damn funny.

https://youtu.be/U5urvAW560w

WTF is going on with Matt's hair?

Must be for a movie.   Or he's playing Donald Duck.

[Stadler]

Ben, Matt & Tom Brady.  Too damn funny.

https://youtu.be/U5urvAW560w

Let's ask T-Bone!


There's this one too, though no Touchdown Tommy:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZmJPr4jHE

I usually don't care for Hollywood hipsters but these guys are funny.  I like them  ("I'm not short.  If you take out Northern Europe, I'm way above average.")

[KevShmev]

I can't believe how bad the Colts are.  It's basically Andrew Luck and a team full of mostly scrubs.  He will be lucky to survive the season again, with as much as he gets hit behind that awful line.

[TAC]

At least he's learned how to slide.

[King Postwhore]

I can't believe how bad the Colts are.  It's basically Andrew Luck and a team full of mostly scrubs.  He will be lucky to survive the season again, with as much as he gets hit behind that awful line.

Ownership needed to get rid of the GM.  Keeping both the GM and the Coach is poisoning the team.

[TheCountOfNYC]

On my way to the Jets game! I'm sure my mood will change by halftime though lol.

[King Postwhore]

Get some tailgating in!

[KevShmev]

I can't believe how bad the Colts are.  It's basically Andrew Luck and a team full of mostly scrubs.  He will be lucky to survive the season again, with as much as he gets hit behind that awful line.

Ownership needed to get rid of the GM.  Keeping both the GM and the Coach is poisoning the team.

Yep.  The GM is utterly clueless (drafting WRs early still when they need help on the interior is pure stupidity), and Pagano seems like one of those guys that is better off as a coordinator.

[TAC]

Jimmy G is INACTIVE..


Brissett to face the Bills.

[KevShmev]

No-win situation for Clown Rex.

If they lose, he couldn't even beat Belichick when facing a 3rd string QB.

If they win, he is still Dead Coach Walking, with 7-9 or 6-10 on the horizon, while the Patriots will still coast to another division title and first round bye.

Poor Bills fans.

[King Postwhore]

Well the Bills are taking advantage of a poor Pat's offense.   Get ahead of them and the kid hasn't played a pro style offense yet. Time to try now.

[KevShmev]

Buffalo is playing to win.  Quite a contrast to the dickless Texans, who played not to lose last week.

[King Postwhore]

And aggressive. Did you see the previous game Kev where a Bills player pushed Brissett when he was jogging on the field?

Also, when you play a college style offense in a pro game, you are very predictable.

[KevShmev]

And now those genius Patriots fans are booing their own team.

[TAC]

...and apparently the dick-less Patriots. Talk about playing not to lose. Throw the fucking ball!!!

Defense is in slow motion.

And now those genius Patriots fans are booing their own team.

They should be booed. It's actually another genius move by the fans!!!

[KevShmev]

And aggressive. Did you see the previous game Kev where a Bills player pushed Brissett when he was jogging on the field?
 

Yep.  Looks like a game where Rex has his team ready to play.  Just wait a week or two, and they'll lie down like dogs against a much lesser team.

[TAC]

The TACs are going bowling!

[El Barto]

Bills are playing to stop the run and force Brisset to beat them through the air, and NE isn't willing to let him try.

At least that's understandable. Why the Patriots are playing like clowns is beyond me. Dumb mistakes. Penalties. Missed tackles. You'd think Barry Switzer coached them this week.

[El Barto]

Damn, that was an ugly pass, but the Patriots sure needed it.

[King Postwhore]

And a rookie mistake costs them 3. 

So many mistakes like El Barto said. Very uncommon.

[Dr. DTVT]

I've never seen a false start on a kicker before now...and of course it was the Browns

[Dublagent66]

Crappy Bills are leading the Pats 16-0 at the end of the 3rd at Foxboro?  Gotta be fucking kidding me.  Any given Sunday. 

BTW, go Browns! 

[Dr. DTVT]

BTW, go Browns! 

Translation:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1h0Hf5uMs