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Offline Podaar

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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2016, 11:01:56 AM »
She really, really is! I am incredibly lucky to have such an awesome sugar mama.
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2016, 12:59:34 PM »
:lol  Nice
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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2016, 03:50:43 PM »
Wow :lol
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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2016, 04:03:31 PM »
LOL Coz.  :lol

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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2016, 03:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 07, 2016, 10:29:16 AM
So, this is the joke that keeps on giving.

Yesterday afternoon, Mrs. P was sitting at the kitchen counter painting her nails, sipping some whiskey, reading a school assignment and beboping to her 80's playlist on the house stereo. I went out on the back patio to have a smoke (there are speakers out there too) and while I was standing there I had a devilish idea. I whipped out my iPhone and opened the ap for the house stereo and scrolled to the Kansas Leftoverature album. Just as Inxs (or some such) was finishing I tapped "Carry On My Wayward Son". Through the closed sliding glass door I could hear her busting a gut with laughter. After she caught her breath, she yelled out to me in a sarcastic voice, "Oh, you are a funny, funny man!"

Thanks, Cos!  :biggrin:

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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2020, 11:49:21 AM »
I went back and re-read this for fun.  Classic shit.
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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2020, 12:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 02, 2020, 11:49:21 AM
I went back and re-read this for fun.  Classic shit.

Amen!
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Re: Family Drama
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2020, 12:14:37 PM »
 :lol
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