GAWD, I had an ex who just downright mauled me when I cleaned hers, just about went all Cat Woman crazy circa Batman Returns, screaming that I ruined it and how expensive it was. I just stood in stunned silence and after a minute was all..."Okay so...you literally DON'T clean this thing at all...??" ... She looks at me like one of the Kardashians look at a blue collar worker and said "Um.../Kardashianvoice YEAUH /Kardashianvoice".
I broke up with her the week after. To her credit, she did look about as good as a Kardashian, but she also had the brain of one. *Sigh* Me and my penis...
WHAT WILL WE GET INTO NEXT, BUDDY!?
On that note...ONTO THE OVER EATING THREAD!