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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5320 on: March 04, 2016, 11:47:38 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5321 on: March 04, 2016, 11:55:09 AM »
Well, technically, it should have been 26,000th, so...

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« Reply #5322 on: March 04, 2016, 12:05:09 PM »
Good Morning. This has been a shitty fucking morning so far.

So... back story: Lots of fighting and drama at home. Enough to make me basically spend my 2 days off (Wed / Thurs) out and about avoiding home. I got home at like 11:30 PM last night. Spent the evening roaming around. My street was packed, so I parked in our Permit Parking overflow lot. I did not make use of my permit, as it was on my Isuzu (with it's blown headgasket... still trying to get rid of it). I parked with out my permit because I have never seen a car towed from that lot. I've seen our shitty parking enforcement company ticket cars that have sat there for months w/out a pass over and over again... and over a year ago my Cutlass had been ticketed like twice over the course of a year for no pass, as well as my roommate (at that time)'s truck. So I thought nothing of it.

I came down this morning, already running late, and my car was gone. I called the towing company and confirmed they had my Honda. Ok. $260 dollars. Fuck. Ok. So I hope in my Isuzu and pray it makes it to work. I call the security company and ask for their supervisor on duty to call me. I get a call a little later and I explain that while I understand WHY I got towed, I needed to know what their official policy was. I told him don't bullshit me with their cookie cutter responses. I'm a fucking supervisor for a security company and I supervise the approval of Private Property Impounds all the time. I told him of the inconsistencies I've seen with how his guards patrol the lot and write tickets. I told him that I've seen them pull into the lot and not even look at cars. I told him that where I work we have a system of checks and red tape that prevent us from wrongfully towing someone. I explained how detailed our records are when we tow. The dude seemed dumbfounded and said to talk to the property management company.

I called the management company and left a long message basically explaining that I believe they need to look into how the company they hired handles enforcement and explained the inconsistencies.

I do this shit for a fucking living. I know the difference between right and shady... and this shit was shady. Legal, but shady.


And now I get to borrow money from someone and try to get my car out after work today. FML
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5323 on: March 04, 2016, 12:18:03 PM »
Afternoon, gents.

Jay, you're more than welcome to crash at my place. :neverusethis:

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« Reply #5324 on: March 04, 2016, 12:37:58 PM »
Bit of a commute. I think I may have to pass on that offer, John.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5325 on: March 04, 2016, 12:43:01 PM »
I tried.   ;)

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« Reply #5326 on: March 04, 2016, 12:53:10 PM »
I'm at that point in my day where I look at the clock and simultaneously can't believe it's already almost 3pm and can't believe it's only 3pm.
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« Reply #5327 on: March 04, 2016, 01:07:52 PM »
I'm sitting at work and waiting for 4pm to get here. I'm passing the time by listening to The Astonishing. I'm so exhausted today for some reason. I woke up this morning feeling completely drunk and was stumbling all over the place. Meanwhile, it has been days since I drank anything. I think I was in my deep sleep stage of my sleep cycle. That's the only explanation.

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« Reply #5328 on: March 04, 2016, 01:09:09 PM »
Yeah I hate that feeling. It's like trying to walk through soup and think through a swamp.

I had a really busy morning and pretty laid back afternoon so far, but I'm kinda watching the clock now.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5329 on: March 04, 2016, 01:17:11 PM »
I could say the same for my day. The morning was somewhat busy, but since 11:30 I've been killing time.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5330 on: March 04, 2016, 01:21:00 PM »
I've done about seven minutes of work today, three of which were me entering my hours for the week. I'm depressed as shit because of my car and can't focus worth a damn.
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« Reply #5331 on: March 04, 2016, 01:29:57 PM »
Sorry Chino.   :sadpanda:

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5332 on: March 04, 2016, 01:31:46 PM »
Yeah Jay, thats a tough day.

Any of you,guys get a little nervous when you go for an oil change and you have to drive over the hole in the floor that has only a small ridge?   It looks so damn wide too.
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« Reply #5333 on: March 04, 2016, 01:37:35 PM »
Where I go, the mechanic does it.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5334 on: March 04, 2016, 01:52:11 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5335 on: March 04, 2016, 01:56:27 PM »
Looks like a Friday morning to me...

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« Reply #5336 on: March 04, 2016, 02:13:04 PM »
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« Reply #5337 on: March 04, 2016, 02:18:14 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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« Reply #5340 on: March 04, 2016, 05:11:16 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #5341 on: March 04, 2016, 05:28:59 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5344 on: March 04, 2016, 08:12:11 PM »
What a long fucking day, went to work at 7:30am, just got home at 10pm and had time for a car accident between.

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« Reply #5345 on: March 04, 2016, 11:08:22 PM »
Everything OK Reap?


So as for my saga... long story short... I am $260 poorer and I have my car again.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5346 on: March 05, 2016, 04:44:02 AM »
Wow... not a good car day for DTF'rs yesterday.

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« Reply #5347 on: March 05, 2016, 05:33:46 AM »
Damn.

Morning.  Going 10 pin bowling tonight with 6 our couples.   
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« Reply #5348 on: March 05, 2016, 05:43:27 AM »
Morning, whores.
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« Reply #5349 on: March 05, 2016, 05:51:51 AM »
Looks like we all slept in this morning.
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« Reply #5350 on: March 05, 2016, 06:06:56 AM »
Yeah, I guess so.
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« Reply #5351 on: March 05, 2016, 06:17:18 AM »
Sipping coffee watching Grimm right now. Breakfast next.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #5352 on: March 05, 2016, 06:24:40 AM »
Yeah, time for breakfast.
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« Reply #5353 on: March 05, 2016, 06:28:59 AM »
Everything OK Reap?


So as for my saga... long story short... I am $260 poorer and I have my car again.



Yea everything is alright, I'm just stupid. I was at a traffic light behind a jeep. It's a long light so I start taking the receipts out of my wallet. Next to me is the turning lane and they get a green advance arrow, I see the cars move out of my peripheral vision and let go of the brake while looking down and the car idled in the jeep in front of me. Fuck. I get out of the car and her Jeep is fine and my cars grill is cracked. We pull off the side of the road and this woman had already called the police. She asked how fast I was going and she thought I was doing at least 30mph. That's what she told the police however being that there isn't any damage on her car they were skeptical, then they tell her they'll pull the traffic cam footage and look at it. She then says "Ok maybe it wasn't that fast". The officer tells them there doesn't seem to be any damage on her car and take my number and call me if she has issues. Went on our way and I had to order a new grill ($86).

tl;dr I'm dumb

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #5354 on: March 05, 2016, 07:51:29 AM »
Morning, guys.