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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2660 on: January 21, 2016, 05:08:37 PM »
Its......

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2661 on: January 21, 2016, 05:30:11 PM »
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2662 on: January 21, 2016, 05:31:00 PM »
I fart in your general direction Blob.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2663 on: January 21, 2016, 05:34:56 PM »

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2664 on: January 21, 2016, 05:37:07 PM »
I fart in your general direction Blob.

Farts aren't funny either.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2665 on: January 21, 2016, 05:42:31 PM »
Cozmo has spoken nothing but truths.



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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2666 on: January 21, 2016, 05:43:51 PM »
:metal
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2667 on: January 21, 2016, 05:56:47 PM »
I fart in your general direction Blob.

Farts aren't funny either.

Don't you need midol?   :biggrin:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2668 on: January 21, 2016, 06:02:05 PM »
I fart in your general direction Blob.

Farts aren't funny either.

Don't you need midol?   :biggrin:

I don't know what that is.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2669 on: January 21, 2016, 06:08:41 PM »
It's for PMS. 


Even my wife thinks farts are funny.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2670 on: January 21, 2016, 06:11:26 PM »
Decades of being subjected to your farts have probably given her mild brain damage. :P
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2671 on: January 21, 2016, 06:17:10 PM »
Especially since she's been subjected to the Dutch Oven many times.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2672 on: January 21, 2016, 06:23:47 PM »
You're a sick man.


This waking up early thing is still a novelty to me.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2673 on: January 21, 2016, 06:27:28 PM »
That was my next joke. What's the dealio with 2 days in a row waking up early.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2674 on: January 21, 2016, 06:29:28 PM »
It's been too hot to use my computer, so there's no reason to stay awake, so I go to bed early. :lol
I'll try to keep in an earlier routine for Monday, because we're watching the WWE Royal Rumble live this year, which starts at 12pm.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2675 on: January 21, 2016, 06:31:29 PM »
Ah, I could not sleep in hot weather without an ac.  I don't know how you do it.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2676 on: January 21, 2016, 06:33:54 PM »
No choice but to deal with it in this house.
It's been about 100F (for you Muricans) the past couple of days, and I almost pass out just from standing up.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2677 on: January 21, 2016, 06:36:59 PM »
I feel for you. That's unbearable.   
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2678 on: January 21, 2016, 06:38:33 PM »
On the plus side, I just got my latest payment for Youtube earnings. :victorydance:
Also supposed to get the cashback for my monitor today, but nothing yet.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2679 on: January 21, 2016, 07:11:46 PM »
Do you at least have a fan?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2680 on: January 21, 2016, 07:13:44 PM »
Yes, we at least have that much. :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2681 on: January 21, 2016, 07:19:06 PM »
Still not enough for me! :lol

Meat locker temperature or I don't sleep.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2682 on: January 21, 2016, 07:36:10 PM »
I don't need it that cold, but hot weather is terrible for getting to sleep, which is why my sleep pattern is more screwed up than usual.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2683 on: January 21, 2016, 07:49:11 PM »
Or more normal.   Lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2684 on: January 21, 2016, 07:53:42 PM »
I hate normal!
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2685 on: January 21, 2016, 11:53:29 PM »
So... in league tonight (Bowling), I was bowling like shit (and have been since moving to this new alley). Above each set of lanes rests plaques with the names off all the people who bowled 300s on those particular sets of lanes.

As I am bowling like shit, I notice a gentleman's name on my lane. Both lanes. And on every set of lanes that I could see. Chad Lane. And Chad has a relative who has bowled really well too. Jon Lane.

I have never met either of them, but, FUCK THEM.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2686 on: January 22, 2016, 12:03:56 AM »
Are there plaques for Lois Lane too?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2687 on: January 22, 2016, 12:09:00 AM »
:rollin
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2688 on: January 22, 2016, 05:01:28 AM »
Morning.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2689 on: January 22, 2016, 05:03:05 AM »
Morning king!
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2690 on: January 22, 2016, 05:20:45 AM »
How you hanging in there with that heat?! 

I'm trying to hustle.  Got in an hour early to get my work done.  got a guy coming in to do his first day paperwork.  He starts tomorrow and then hustle home to wait for our new bed we ordered.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2691 on: January 22, 2016, 05:21:42 AM »
Morning.

Snow.
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« Reply #2692 on: January 22, 2016, 05:23:14 AM »
How you hanging in there with that heat?! 

I'm trying to hustle.  Got in an hour early to get my work done.  got a guy coming in to do his first day paperwork.  He starts tomorrow and then hustle home to wait for our new bed we ordered.

The temp didn't get too high today because it was overcast and pissed down pretty heavily, but it 90%-98% humidity all day, so it was muggy as hell.
Not too bad though.

And good morning to you hef, good sir.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2693 on: January 22, 2016, 05:28:12 AM »
I hate muggy as well.


Hef, what's the prediction for amounts of snow for you?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #2694 on: January 22, 2016, 05:34:00 AM »
Around a foot of snow, give or take a few inches.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.