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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1785 on: January 08, 2016, 06:14:25 AM »
When it comes to mistypes, the buck stops with King.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1786 on: January 08, 2016, 06:16:50 AM »
 :lol

King, when the unfortunate time comes for you to leave this world behind, promise not to write your own epitaph?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1787 on: January 08, 2016, 06:18:14 AM »
When it comes to mistypes, the buck stops with King.

Sig worthy.  I really need an editor in my life.  That or proof read before I hit Post. :lol

Blob has offered but I like him too much as a friend. :lol

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King, when the unfortunate time comes for you to leave this world behind, promise not to write your own epitaph?

No way.  I'm going out misspelling ablazin'!
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1788 on: January 08, 2016, 07:15:42 AM »
A lot of the crap in that Astonishing thread happens around every new release.  A lot of n00bs join, and their excitement and naivite is higher than their knowledge or cool factor.

This is the worst time - a couple of weeks to go, and still waiting for more info.

I am taking off work the 29th so I can just listen to the album and mod the forums lol
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« Reply #1789 on: January 08, 2016, 07:27:10 AM »
Dedication there Hef.  lol


I am very happy though that so many people are excited about the new album.  Funny to see them go off the rails though.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1790 on: January 08, 2016, 07:30:53 AM »
Dedication there Hef.  lol


I am very happy though that so many people are excited about the new album.  Funny to see them go off the rails though.

Someone needs to go in there and tell them "Imma happy for you, but the Octavarium sub-forum was the greatest album lead-up and release OF ALL TIMES"
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1791 on: January 08, 2016, 07:37:13 AM »
OF ALL TIME

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1792 on: January 08, 2016, 07:42:12 AM »

This is the worst time - a couple of weeks to go, and still waiting for more info.

I am taking off work the 29th so I can just listen to the album and mod the forums lol

You mean it's not The Best of Times? 

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« Reply #1793 on: January 08, 2016, 08:11:44 AM »
I'm sorry, Prog. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over your sig!

Oh, and why O why do I have Cat Stevens "Wild World" stuck in my fuckin' head? :puke:
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1794 on: January 08, 2016, 08:18:25 AM »
I'm sorry, Prog. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over your sig!

Oh, and why O why do I have Cat Stevens "Wild World" stuck in my fuckin' head? :puke:
I prefer the cover by Mr. Big.
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« Reply #1795 on: January 08, 2016, 08:21:21 AM »
I didn't even know that was a thing.

*dashes off to Spotify*
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« Reply #1796 on: January 08, 2016, 08:22:34 AM »
I didn't even know that was a thing.

*dashes off to Spotify*
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1797 on: January 08, 2016, 08:24:52 AM »
I prefer the cover by Mr. Big.

This.  Great cover.

Another excellent cover by Mr. Big that I like better than the original is the song "Mr. Big".

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1798 on: January 08, 2016, 08:25:13 AM »
I'm sorry, Prog. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over your sig!

Oh, and why O why do I have Cat Stevens "Wild World" stuck in my fuckin' head? :puke:

That's the whole idea. Distractions.  :lol 

Speaking of Wild World, I was listening to Mr. Big last night.

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« Reply #1799 on: January 08, 2016, 08:25:42 AM »
Great vocals...but, yeah, that's really not helping.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1800 on: January 08, 2016, 08:27:38 AM »
I'm sorry, Prog. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over your sig!

Oh, and why O why do I have Cat Stevens "Wild World" stuck in my fuckin' head? :puke:

That's the whole idea. Distractions.  :lol 

Speaking of Wild World, I was listening to Mr. Big last night.

Not as distracting as that gif of her you put on Facebook eating.  I pulled a Costanza and got aroused.
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« Reply #1801 on: January 08, 2016, 08:29:30 AM »
Great vocals...but, yeah, that's really not helping.
Perhaps something from Cattle Decapitation?

Try "Colonic Villus Biopsy Performed on the Gastro-intestinally Incapable" or "A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat".
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« Reply #1802 on: January 08, 2016, 08:32:07 AM »
Thanks, all the same, Hef...but no.
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« Reply #1803 on: January 08, 2016, 08:41:04 AM »
lol

I can't listen to that shit either.  But it's definitely a change from Cat Stevens.
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« Reply #1804 on: January 08, 2016, 10:51:18 AM »
Well,I finally changed my avatar. You likey?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1805 on: January 08, 2016, 10:52:09 AM »
When it comes to mistypes, the buck stops with King.

You guy should just lay off, or elk King's gonna cry.

So, is the Astonishing thread worth a stroll for shits and giggles - and my monthly reminder of why I don't go over to DT-side?  What page should I start at?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1806 on: January 08, 2016, 10:52:44 AM »
When it comes to mistypes, the buck stops with King.

You guy should just lay off, or elk King's gonna cry.

So, is the Astonishing thread worth a stroll for shits and giggles - and my monthly reminder of why I don't go over to DT-side?  What page should I start at?

Just don't.
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« Reply #1807 on: January 08, 2016, 10:54:09 AM »
Well,I finally changed my avatar. You likey?

Nope. :lol

When it comes to mistypes, the buck stops with King.

You guy should just lay off, or elk King's gonna cry.

So, is the Astonishing thread worth a stroll for shits and giggles - and my monthly reminder of why I don't go over to DT-side?  What page should I start at?

Just don't.

COME ON!  DO IT!!  DO IT NOW!
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1808 on: January 08, 2016, 12:10:39 PM »

Not as distracting as that gif of her you put on Facebook eating.  I pulled a Costanza and got aroused.


I'd question many things about you if it didn't move.   :lol



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« Reply #1809 on: January 08, 2016, 12:11:15 PM »
I could watch her eat fruit all day.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1810 on: January 08, 2016, 12:33:31 PM »
Watermelon....dripping down her chin. Staining her shirt so she has to remove it.

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« Reply #1811 on: January 08, 2016, 12:35:45 PM »
I'd wash it for her.  That's saying a lot. :lol
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« Reply #1812 on: January 08, 2016, 12:44:12 PM »
 :lol

You can wash the shirt. I'll just wash her. 

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« Reply #1813 on: January 08, 2016, 12:52:53 PM »
:lol

You can wash the shirt. I'll just wash her.

Who says I can't multi task? :lol
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« Reply #1814 on: January 08, 2016, 12:56:31 PM »
Too late. Get back in the laundry room.   :biggrin:

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« Reply #1815 on: January 08, 2016, 03:56:35 PM »
So, I had an interesting day!




Right after my last post in this thread, I noticed that I couldn't read Hef's response. I kept leaning closer and closer to the monitor but I couldn't make sense out of what he wrote. Then when I looked across the hall (out my office door), I realized that I really couldn't see anything. It was like all the light was entering my eyes but my brain just could make any detail out of the patterns.

The service manager came into my office and started talking to me. Almost instantly he realized something was wrong and took me to the hospital. By the time we got there my vision had returned and I felt fine. They did a shitload of tests (blood, urine, CT scan, etc.) and pronounced me healthy.

As near as any of us can figure, I had a complex Migraine! They gave me a prescription for Imitrex, a pat on the ass, and showed me the door.
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« Reply #1816 on: January 08, 2016, 04:01:42 PM »
I hate retinal / ocular migraines. Where it's like you have a crack right down the middle of your vision.

After a while you get a glowing zigzag or something in your field of vision that gets larger and larger and when it passes you completely - you start to return to normal.

But the sickness lasts a while :(

Last one I had was really minor and I knew what was happening so I just accepted it - waited for it to pass and stayed indoors and comfortable for a day or two.





:hug: Hope you feel better soon ! :) Also I hope that's all it was.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1817 on: January 08, 2016, 04:37:44 PM »
Fish?

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« Reply #1818 on: January 08, 2016, 05:14:55 PM »
Tuna?
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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« Reply #1819 on: January 08, 2016, 05:18:23 PM »
Yes, but hold the mayo.