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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1400 on: December 29, 2015, 06:29:45 AM »
I never hear jokes about John Holmes 30.48 cm penis.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1401 on: December 29, 2015, 06:34:29 AM »
I use it, much to the confusion of those around me.

You just like to confuse the ladies while bragging about your 10cm long penis. :zydar:

Don't think that because I'm American that I can't convert that in my head.   :lol 

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1402 on: December 29, 2015, 06:37:55 AM »
I use it, much to the confusion of those around me.

You just like to confuse the ladies while bragging about your 10cm long penis. :zydar:

Don't think that because I'm American that I can't convert that in my head.   :lol 

:lol I expected you'd have no problem converting it, especially being an easy round number.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1403 on: December 29, 2015, 06:44:17 AM »
Nope.  No application really for the use here.  At some point they just need to force us to change over.  Until then, all my John Homes jokes will still be 12 inches.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1404 on: December 29, 2015, 06:44:34 AM »
I never hear jokes about John Holmes 30.48 cm penis.

That's because it's 34cm

Mother Nature needs a hard, swift, cunt-punch.  I felt like I was shovelling cement.  There was more water than snow.  Helped out the neighbours, and man... the extra $$$ to get a THREE stage snow-thrower just paid for itself.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1405 on: December 29, 2015, 06:55:03 AM »
That's not what Google said. :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1406 on: December 29, 2015, 07:04:41 AM »
I never hear jokes about John Holmes 30.48 cm penis.

That's because it's 34cm

Mother Nature needs a hard, swift, cunt-punch.  I felt like I was shovelling cement.  There was more water than snow.  Helped out the neighbours, and man... the extra $$$ to get a THREE stage snow-thrower just paid for itself.

Jingle I propose a trade, I come up and shovel some snow and you can come down here and sweat your balls off because it's 32C here.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1407 on: December 29, 2015, 07:30:49 AM »
That's not what Google said. :lol

You Googled a dude's dick length. I just wanted you to think that one over. :lol



I'd clear my browser history if I was you. :P
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1408 on: December 29, 2015, 07:52:33 AM »
That's not what Google said. :lol

You Googled a dude's dick length. I just wanted you to think that one over. :lol



I'd clear my browser history if I was you. :P

How can you not.  John Holmes legacy is everywhere.

No you silly willy (pun intended) inches to CM.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1409 on: December 29, 2015, 07:55:43 AM »
That's not what Google said. :lol

You Googled a dude's dick length. I just wanted you to think that one over. :lol



I'd clear my browser history if I was you. :P

How can you not.  John Holmes legacy is everywhere.

No you silly willy (pun intended) inches to CM.

Never even heard of him. But I'm not sure it makes it any better that you didn't need to Google his dick length, but knew it by heart. :biggrin:
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1410 on: December 29, 2015, 07:59:28 AM »
 :facepalm:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1411 on: December 29, 2015, 08:03:17 AM »
I never hear jokes about John Holmes 30.48 cm penis.

That's because it's 34cm

Mother Nature needs a hard, swift, cunt-punch.  I felt like I was shovelling cement.  There was more water than snow.  Helped out the neighbours, and man... the extra $$$ to get a THREE stage snow-thrower just paid for itself.

Jingle I propose a trade, I come up and shovel some snow and you can come down here and sweat your balls off because it's 32C here.

Careful what you offer.  This is the bottom of my driveway at the moment:



And it's not the light and fluffy shit.  That's mostly water, and that one 'boulder' in the middle is about waist high.

Still want to trade?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1412 on: December 29, 2015, 08:04:45 AM »
What's that white stuff?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1413 on: December 29, 2015, 08:13:35 AM »
What's that white stuff?

Leftover blow from Zydar's birthday party.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1414 on: December 29, 2015, 08:15:23 AM »
What's that white stuff?

Leftover blow from Zydar's birthday party.

You must be joking, because there are never leftovers after a Zydar party.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1415 on: December 29, 2015, 08:15:54 AM »
Just gassed hoes.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1416 on: December 29, 2015, 08:31:52 AM »
Chad,

It's good to hear that you value the 3-stage snow blower. I've got my eye on a Cub Cadet 3-stage because my Troy-built 2-stage is getting long in the tooth and I seem to be fighting it more than it helps me. I never liked the plastic chute anyway. Once the spring sales show up I'll get more serious about replacing it.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1417 on: December 29, 2015, 08:41:56 AM »
Chad,

It's good to hear that you value the 3-stage snow blower. I've got my eye on a Cub Cadet 3-stage because my Troy-built 2-stage is getting long in the tooth and I seem to be fighting it more than it helps me. I never liked the plastic chute anyway. Once the spring sales show up I'll get more serious about replacing it.

That's exactly the one I bought - 26in.  My Yard Machines that I'd had for about 12 years wasn't cutting it, so we bit the bullet and got the 3-stage.  Worth every penny as far as I'm concerned now.  I could see two of the neighbour's having trouble because their 2-stage blowers weren't doing much, and getting clogged because it was more slush than snow.  Mine cut thru it easily, and was still throwing it about 15 feet for the most part.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1418 on: December 29, 2015, 08:46:29 AM »
I have a 2 stage 9 hp 21 inch Craftsman.  It's lasted 12 years so far.  Body is rotting a bit though.
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« Reply #1419 on: December 29, 2015, 08:56:30 AM »
Yeah, so, our high today will be near 70 degrees.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1420 on: December 29, 2015, 09:00:24 AM »
Crap. So much for the macho property maintenance machine discussion.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1421 on: December 29, 2015, 09:51:38 AM »
I never hear jokes about John Holmes 30.48 cm penis.

That's because it's 34cm

Mother Nature needs a hard, swift, cunt-punch.  I felt like I was shovelling cement.  There was more water than snow.  Helped out the neighbours, and man... the extra $$$ to get a THREE stage snow-thrower just paid for itself.

Jingle I propose a trade, I come up and shovel some snow and you can come down here and sweat your balls off because it's 32C here.

Careful what you offer.  This is the bottom of my driveway at the moment:



And it's not the light and fluffy shit.  That's mostly water, and that one 'boulder' in the middle is about waist high.

Still want to trade?

I just walked to the corner store for a coke zero and am covered in sweat. There are kids all around because I live on the beach, so yes, yes I do want to trade lol.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1422 on: December 29, 2015, 10:50:57 AM »
It's time for my yearly foray out of my thread to promote my radio show here.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1423 on: December 29, 2015, 11:23:30 AM »
Finally I will be there.  A little late but I will be there.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1424 on: December 29, 2015, 12:04:29 PM »
I'll make a note on my calendar for the Jan 6 show, I'll be at friends house Dec 30.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1425 on: December 29, 2015, 12:15:50 PM »
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« Reply #1426 on: December 29, 2015, 12:55:34 PM »
Hey hey
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« Reply #1427 on: December 29, 2015, 12:58:54 PM »
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« Reply #1428 on: December 29, 2015, 01:00:51 PM »
Time to drive home and snow blow.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1429 on: December 29, 2015, 01:05:40 PM »
There's a Zydar joke in there somewhere.

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« Reply #1430 on: December 29, 2015, 01:05:59 PM »
Blow snow? :zydar:
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #1431 on: December 29, 2015, 01:08:17 PM »
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« Reply #1432 on: December 29, 2015, 01:10:17 PM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #1433 on: December 29, 2015, 01:12:05 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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