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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1085 on: December 20, 2015, 01:16:06 PM »
My brain fluids have evaporated, and my brain-CPU is overheated and not functioning within normal parameters, so you'll get no tact from me today. :blob:



 :lol

It's nothing I can't handle. I've been married and have a daughter so I'm pretty experienced in dealing with estrogenic excretions.  ;)

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1086 on: December 20, 2015, 02:36:09 PM »
My brain fluids have evaporated, and my brain-CPU is overheated and not functioning within normal parameters, so you'll get no tact from me today. :blob:



 :lol

It's nothing I can't handle. I've been married and have a daughter so I'm pretty experienced in dealing with estrogenic excretions.  ;)

:lol I hope you're not implying that my behaviour is estrogenic in nature.

I went to bed at 1am, woke up at 6:30am and couldn't get back to sleep. This is what happens when you go to bed too early. Messes up the whole damn system!

The weather is supposed to get hot today, but then it's supposed to bucket down pretty early and cool down for most of the week. :hat
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1087 on: December 20, 2015, 02:39:18 PM »
1 am is early?   :lol

Must be the estrogen.  :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1088 on: December 20, 2015, 02:43:18 PM »
That's crazy early, you oldy! :lol The last time I went to bed that early was probably the night before Comic-Con.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1089 on: December 20, 2015, 02:58:36 PM »
And didn't sleep because you were so excited.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1090 on: December 20, 2015, 03:01:13 PM »
My brain fluids have evaporated, and my brain-CPU is overheated and not functioning within normal parameters, so you'll get no tact from me today. :blob:



 :lol

It's nothing I can't handle. I've been married and have a daughter so I'm pretty experienced in dealing with estrogenic excretions.  ;)

:lol I hope you're not implying that my behaviour is estrogenic in nature.

I went to bed at 1am, woke up at 6:30am and couldn't get back to sleep. This is what happens when you go to bed too early. Messes up the whole damn system!



 :angel:

I didn't sleep well at all either. I woke up every hour or so.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1091 on: December 20, 2015, 03:01:59 PM »
And didn't sleep because you were so excited.

No, I didn't sleep because I went to bed at a ridiculously early hour and my body refused to sleep because I wasn't tired. :lol
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1092 on: December 20, 2015, 03:25:19 PM »
 :lol

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1093 on: December 20, 2015, 03:30:44 PM »
Got a full day of Christmas shopping ahead, so I'm going to feel that lack of sleep.
Gonna knock it all out today. Parents are getting gift carded, I don't care. :lol
And I know what else I'm buying, assuming all goes well (which is perhaps not a good assumption at this time of year)
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1094 on: December 20, 2015, 03:43:16 PM »
And if it's not out of stock.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1095 on: December 20, 2015, 03:51:36 PM »
I know that the DVD I want is currently in stock at my store at this very moment, so hopefully it still is when we go in a few hours.
Actually, that's the only thing I'm buying that is particular. There are literally dozens of good options for what to buy my niece, and the rest will be gift cards, so it's just the one thing to worry about.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1096 on: December 20, 2015, 04:07:39 PM »
I traveled to 3 toy stores to find the snow blocks to make snow forts for my nephew.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1097 on: December 20, 2015, 05:02:25 PM »
I live in Australia, so that sentence made approximately zero sense to me. :lol SNOW? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

I'll be buying a Lego set of some sort. Don't know/care which one, as long as it's cheap. :lol
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1098 on: December 20, 2015, 05:14:58 PM »
I know, I know. :lol

I live in a place that gets all 4 seasons. 100 degrees to 2 feet of snow.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1099 on: December 20, 2015, 05:17:34 PM »
That sounds awful. We basically just get the same season four times. :neverusethis:

I'd like to live somewhere with a more consistently moderate temperature. I wonder where in the world has the least temperature deviation through the year? :blob:
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1100 on: December 20, 2015, 05:30:40 PM »
Fantasyville. :lol

I hate summer and winter but love fall and spring.  Though, this past summer wasn't that hot. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1101 on: December 20, 2015, 06:01:30 PM »
This is why I can't watch games anymore. The last three minutes of the Steelers game was stressful as fuck.

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« Reply #1102 on: December 20, 2015, 06:13:12 PM »
Was the 1st time in a long, long time I was rooting for the Steelers.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1103 on: December 20, 2015, 06:18:54 PM »
That win gave the Patriots a first round bye, right?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1104 on: December 20, 2015, 06:24:49 PM »
Sure did.  Again , to many injuries. Every game.  May be the downfall this season in the playoffs.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1105 on: December 20, 2015, 10:36:46 PM »
So, you know that one DVD I was going to buy that I needed to be in stock?


Yeah, it wasn't in stock. :lol The guy checked, and I think only on store in the state had a copy.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1106 on: December 21, 2015, 04:58:24 AM »
That sounds awful. We basically just get the same season four times. :neverusethis:

I'd like to live somewhere with a more consistently moderate temperature. I wonder where in the world has the least temperature deviation through the year? :blob:

San Diego, California... right?

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« Reply #1107 on: December 21, 2015, 05:07:25 AM »
I was just reading that Adelaide isn't too far off from San Diego's temps and rain fall.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1108 on: December 21, 2015, 05:09:17 AM »
I've been to San Diego do F them and in turn....



 :lol  Morning.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #1109 on: December 21, 2015, 05:13:57 AM »
I've been to San Diego do F them and in turn....

I really, really want to understand this, but I've read it six times and I still can't tell what you're saying.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1110 on: December 21, 2015, 05:17:03 AM »
Being a wise guy about the beautiful temps and the gorgeous views.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1111 on: December 21, 2015, 05:18:57 AM »
Oh, well a petulant frenzy of jealous profanity, I can understand.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1112 on: December 21, 2015, 05:23:10 AM »
I've been to San Diego do F them and in turn....

I really, really want to understand this, but I've read it six times and I still can't tell what you're saying.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1113 on: December 21, 2015, 05:28:04 AM »
I was in a rage.

No, I can't use that excuse about my typing.  I never proof read before I hit send. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1114 on: December 21, 2015, 05:33:09 AM »
King is the Yogi Berra of the DT Forums.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1115 on: December 21, 2015, 05:42:27 AM »
I am not a pinstripe kind of guy.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1116 on: December 21, 2015, 05:43:15 AM »
I am not a pinstripe kind of guy.

I don't believe there were options to my statement.   :-*

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« Reply #1117 on: December 21, 2015, 05:53:24 AM »
I believe I would chop my torso off if I had pinstripes on. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1118 on: December 21, 2015, 05:57:00 AM »
I believe I would chop my torso off if I had pinstripes on. :lol

Then you can wear their away jersey.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Kinginese
« Reply #1119 on: December 21, 2015, 06:01:47 AM »
I've been to San Diego do F them and in turn....

I really, really want to understand this, but I've read it six times and I still can't tell what you're saying.

What's not to understand?  This is the "Kinginese" thread after all.  Allow me to break this down:

He's been to SoCal
Told the city "F-U" because they've got great weather, scenery, ecology etc...
I re-autocorrected "in turn" to be "u-turn".

So... in summary, Kinginese-English translation provides us with "I've been to San Diego; tell them "Fuck You", and do a u-turn,  back to Boston".

I only needed to read it once.  Gregg, you don't spend enough time practicing your Kinginese.
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