So... in league tonight (Bowling), I was bowling like shit (and have been since moving to this new alley). Above each set of lanes rests plaques with the names off all the people who bowled 300s on those particular sets of lanes.
As I am bowling like shit, I notice a gentleman's name on my lane. Both lanes. And on every set of lanes that I could see. Chad Lane. And Chad has a relative who has bowled really well too. Jon Lane.
I have never met either of them, but, FUCK THEM.