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Offline Darkstarshades

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If DT were an all girl band...
« on: November 22, 2015, 07:31:17 PM »
Would you still like it?
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2015, 07:39:51 PM »
If the music is the same, then yeah. I don't really see why it would matter at all.
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2015, 07:42:34 PM »
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

I know some people who avoid bands with multiple women, or with women in positions not vocalists.
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2015, 07:49:03 PM »
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

That's not too hard... except for Jordan. I can't figure out how his female countepart would look like  :lol
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2015, 07:49:58 PM »
I might like them more :heybaby:
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2015, 08:25:29 PM »
Collectively, they're all pretty feminine, so it wouldn't really make a difference to me.
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2015, 08:34:06 PM »


I really shouldn't use Photoshop when I'm tired.
Well, then you'd remember that I was playing the guitar. I was holding the pick, I flexed my forearm and it just made a carve of the scoop. And we went ''Hey, that's pretty cool. We should use that in the production model.''-John Petrucci

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2015, 08:35:01 PM »
Holy fuck...
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2015, 08:37:02 PM »
 :rollin

Poor old JMX doesn't need any make up it seems.
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2015, 11:46:54 PM »
 :lol :lol

I had to look twice does JLB wearing nose ring in that photo but it is just a shadow :rollin
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2015, 11:56:59 PM »
If DT were all girls, there'd be two kinds of wankery involved instead of just one? :neverusethis:

If the music was identical, it wouldn't really make a difference aside from vocals. And all joking about JLB's vocals aside, I don't think a girl singer would fit a lot of the material very well, and I generally don't like female vocals in rock/metal unless it's more operatic vocals in symphonic metal type stuff.
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2015, 01:00:17 AM »
Imagine female counterparts for every DT member lol.

That's not too hard... except for Jordan. I can't figure out how his female countepart would look like  :lol

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2015, 01:01:01 AM »
What if DT married an all girl band?


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oh wait, thats what happened.
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2015, 01:08:55 AM »


Even though their songs are hardly DT, they were a Shrapnel shred band that weren't afraid to dress *for the guys* on stage.  I'm gonna say DT as a hot chick band would only be a bonus.

A "not hot" chick DT band would be equal to DT.

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2015, 01:41:41 AM »
Keep in mind that if they were a "hot chick band", they'd all be around 50+ by now, which would make for a not quite as hot chick band. :lol

(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2015, 02:58:50 AM »
It wouldn't be the same for me because I don't listen to rock/metal bands with female singers..

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2015, 03:12:41 AM »
(But yes, I am aware that there are plenty of chick musicians that are still looking good at 50)
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2015, 03:27:10 AM »
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2015, 05:43:54 AM »
Hell yeah!  :metal
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2015, 07:25:14 AM »
It wouldn't be the same for me because I don't listen to rock/metal bands with female singers..

Dude...

Johnette Napolitano and Ann Wilson sing circles around 85% of all men in rock/metal bands (and James Mankey can play circles around 75% of the guitar players).  Yeah, I get that some of Heart's stuff is a little light weight, but Ann sings her cods off on things like Wait For An Answer, and she brought tears to the eyes of none other than Robert Plant himself when she sang "Stairway To Heaven" at the Kennedy Center Honors.


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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2015, 07:44:45 AM »
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2015, 07:54:43 AM »
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
I think Jordan can keep his name.  I know several girls named Jordan.

 . . . and this so much!
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2015, 08:21:22 AM »
Wow, I checked out these Phantom Blue chicks, and they rock! Love the vocals too.

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2015, 08:29:33 AM »
Jamie LaBrie
Mary Mangini
Josephine Petrucci
Josephine Myung
Johanna Rudess
I think Jordan can keep his name.  I know several girls named Jordan.

 . . . and this so much!
Come on DT, let's have an update soon! The forum's officially run out of stuff to talk about!

I know Jordan is a unisex name, but I didn't wanna leave 1/5 names the same lol

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2015, 08:32:16 AM »


Even though their songs are hardly DT, they were a Shrapnel shred band that weren't afraid to dress *for the guys* on stage.  I'm gonna say DT as a hot chick band would only be a bonus.

A "not hot" chick DT band would be equal to DT.

I'm actually impressed that there are other people who have heard of this album.

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2015, 09:12:56 AM »
Even if I didn't like the vocals, if the music itself was the same I'd like their instrumentals and there are a lot of those!

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2015, 09:24:54 AM »
Well...

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2015, 09:59:49 AM »


It's too tempting... I... must... resist... Sorry I can't.

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2015, 10:17:25 AM »
All jokes aside, if I would answer that question seriously: Of course, why the hell not? I don't listen to DT because dudes I listen because great musicians and music.

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2015, 11:42:07 AM »
Well, the music would still be the same. The voice wouldn't. And as a wannabe singer, I don't focus on the guitar player or the drummer but the vocalist. If there's a woman who can convincingly sing both The Silent Man and The Glass Prison, then my answer would be yes.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2015, 07:02:16 PM »
I just... started a thread to spark controversy and... I didn't want this...
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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2015, 07:49:59 PM »
…I generally don't like female vocals in rock/metal unless it's more operatic vocals in symphonic metal type stuff.

I used to think the same way… until I heard of Lzzy Hale :metal

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2015, 09:49:17 PM »
If dream theater were all girl, I wouldn't like them as much because no girl would be able to shred like Petrucci. Also, what about Portnoy's vocals? A girl growling wouldn't be too hot.

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Re: If DT were an all girl band...
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