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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #560 on: January 08, 2016, 06:21:35 PM »
I know my father has vermouth, but I'm not sure if he has gin. He usually makes his martinis with vodka. The gin sounds better though.

No, a drink made with Vodka and Vermouth is actually a "Kangaroo". Any proper alcohol snob (similar to a prog snob, only sexierPlease refer to the chat thread.) will tell you that a martini is made with gin only!
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #561 on: January 08, 2016, 06:23:47 PM »
I'll give El Barto's a go this weekend at some point...I typically prefer super dirty with green olives, but I'm open minded.
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #562 on: January 08, 2016, 06:28:05 PM »
Had a few white rssians today. I like white russions. So yeah I'm in.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #563 on: January 08, 2016, 06:29:59 PM »
I know my father has vermouth, but I'm not sure if he has gin. He usually makes his martinis with vodka. The gin sounds better though.

No, a drink made with Vodka and Vermouth is actually a "Kangaroo". Any proper alcohol snob (similar to a prog snob, only sexierPlease refer to the chat thread.) will tell you that a martini is made with gin only!

I was unaware of that. I wonder if my father realizes that.

And for the record, I'm sexier than any alcohol snob on this forum...except maybe King.

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« Reply #564 on: January 08, 2016, 06:35:14 PM »
Had a few white rssians today. I like white russions. So yeah I'm in.

Welcome to the alky club!

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« Reply #565 on: January 08, 2016, 06:39:56 PM »
millah,

I suggest you do it this way.

Fill a martini glass with ice and water to let it chill.
With garnish tool, remove roughly 18 inches lemon peel and curl it round a swizzle stick. I'll try and post a photo later.
To a shaker 3/4 full of ice add:
     3 ounces Bombay Sapphire East gin
     1/2 ounce Martini & Rossi Extra Dry vermouth
Shake for as long as you think correct, then shake it another 30 seconds.
Empty the ice and water out of the glass.
Add the lemon peel.
Strain the shaker into the glass.

Savor slowly to allow the lemon to really infuse the drink.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #566 on: January 08, 2016, 06:42:08 PM »
Sazerac #2!

I  have no idea what this means, but thanks

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« Reply #567 on: January 08, 2016, 06:46:44 PM »
Well, in Dad's defense. The Bond movies (the books never made this mistake) made the "Vodka Martini" a popular misnomer. In fact, it's so much part of the modern drink culture's lexicon that no bartender (except perhaps me and El Barto) would correct someone and say, "No, you want a Kangaroo."

Blackfloyd will tell you that something with Vodka, Kahlua, Chocolate Sauce and a splash of virgin PJ is some sort of martini as well. He's wrong, but he's so adorable that I just nod and clap my hands with delight.
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #568 on: January 08, 2016, 06:48:53 PM »
Sazerac #2!

I  have no idea what this means, but thanks

Meaning I'm on my second sazerac.  But you're welcome!

Podaar, in used to bartend back in the day, and I don't think I've got the skills to do an 18" strip of garnish!  But I'll try it anyway.
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« Reply #569 on: January 08, 2016, 06:49:59 PM »
Sezerac is very similar to an Old Fashioned (the cocktail) but rye is often substituted with cognac. I'm pretty sure they don't put an orange slice in it either. Bitters are a must.

Right millah?
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #570 on: January 08, 2016, 06:54:45 PM »
Well, in Dad's defense. The Bond movies (the books never made this mistake) made the "Vodka Martini" a popular misnomer. In fact, it's so much part of the modern drink culture's lexicon that no bartender (except perhaps me and El Barto) would correct someone and say, "No, you want a Kangaroo."

Blackfloyd will tell you that something with Vodka, Kahlua, Chocolate Sauce and a splash of virgin PJ is some sort of martini as well. He's wrong, but he's so adorable that I just nod and clap my hands with delight.

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Well you need to placate the kids sometimes.   ;)

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« Reply #571 on: January 08, 2016, 06:59:53 PM »
Sezerac is very similar to an Old Fashioned (the cocktail) but rye is often substituted with cognac. I'm pretty sure they don't put an orange slice in it either. Bitters are a must.

Right millah?

It's like a Creole old fashioned.  Slosh the glass with absinthe first, then rye, simple syrup and Peychaud's bitters, with an orange twist.
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #572 on: January 08, 2016, 07:01:22 PM »
All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty. I think I'll open up a keg of water.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #573 on: January 08, 2016, 07:02:37 PM »
All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty. I think I'll open up a keg of coffee.

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« Reply #574 on: January 08, 2016, 07:05:29 PM »
All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty. I think I'll open up a keg of coffee.

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« Reply #575 on: January 08, 2016, 07:12:34 PM »
All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty. I think I'll open up a keg of coffee.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #576 on: January 08, 2016, 07:15:09 PM »
Hi, Deb! The Zappa thread needs you!

Podaar, in used to bartend back in the day, and I don't think I've got the skills to do an 18" strip of garnish!  But I'll try it anyway.

Really? I find it pretty simple. It's just two times (maybe two and a half) round a lemon. Like this.




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« Reply #577 on: January 08, 2016, 07:24:15 PM »
Well, I've been trying it with a paring knife...just made a drunken Amazon order with the proper implement included as part of it.
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #578 on: January 08, 2016, 07:27:18 PM »
Hello there lady!!

Greetings, my liege! :biggrin:

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« Reply #579 on: January 08, 2016, 09:12:37 PM »
I'm here at the casino gonna have a double of Johnny Walker or Makers Mark.
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #580 on: January 08, 2016, 11:39:18 PM »
Blackfloyd will tell you that something with Vodka, Kahlua, Chocolate Sauce and a splash of virgin PJ is some sort of martini as well. He's wrong, but he's so adorable that I just nod and clap my hands with delight.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #581 on: January 08, 2016, 11:52:05 PM »
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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #582 on: January 09, 2016, 05:53:58 AM »
Blackfloyd will tell you that something with Vodka, Kahlua, Chocolate Sauce and a splash of virgin PJ is some sort of martini as well. He's wrong, but he's so adorable that I just nod and clap my hands with delight.

Keep talkin shit til you see me retire at 37 thanks to my sirlointini.

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« Reply #583 on: January 09, 2016, 05:56:48 AM »
Well, I've been trying it with a paring knife...just made a drunken Amazon order with the proper implement included as part of it.

Oh, hell  :lol. Yeah, if you could do that with a paring knife (especially while drinking) you'd be  :hefdaddy

No, no, I hope you bought one of these.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #584 on: January 09, 2016, 07:44:20 AM »
Blackfloyd will tell you that something with Vodka, Kahlua, Chocolate Sauce and a splash of virgin PJ is some sort of martini as well. He's wrong, but he's so adorable that I just nod and clap my hands with delight.

Keep talkin shit til you see me retire at 37 thanks to my sirlointini.

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« Reply #585 on: January 09, 2016, 06:00:14 PM »
In.

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« Reply #586 on: January 09, 2016, 06:09:59 PM »
In.

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Re: Time for a drink. Who's in?
« Reply #587 on: January 09, 2016, 06:12:27 PM »
My question is do you go to the liquor store everyday or have you been stocking up for awhile? I only ask because you have a unique selection
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« Reply #588 on: January 09, 2016, 06:18:34 PM »
In:  Shiner Bock w/ dinner, soon to be some whiskey.
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« Reply #589 on: January 09, 2016, 06:23:03 PM »
In. 

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« Reply #590 on: January 09, 2016, 06:26:16 PM »
In:  Shiner Bock w/ dinner, soon to be some whiskey.
What's the dinner menu? Always curious as to what people pair the beers with
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« Reply #591 on: January 09, 2016, 06:30:54 PM »
In:  Shiner Bock w/ dinner, soon to be some whiskey.
What's the dinner menu? Always curious as to what people pair the beers with

It as a southern-style turnip and collard green soup, with Texan-style pimento cheese dip.  It wasn't so much an intended paring, as just the most appropriate beer from what we had on hand.
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« Reply #592 on: January 09, 2016, 06:41:06 PM »
My question is do you go to the liquor store everyday or have you been stocking up for awhile? I only ask because you have a unique selection

I often get mix-a-sixes at the grocery store so that there's always something new to try. I also always try to have several bourbons on hand as well. I'm always looking for something new to try. I'm at the liquor store once every week or two, usually for standard Jack Daniels.

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« Reply #593 on: January 09, 2016, 06:47:39 PM »
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« Reply #594 on: January 09, 2016, 08:05:51 PM »
Bushmills...while watching football and studying for my RAC.  God I'm lame.
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