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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #280 on: December 09, 2015, 05:48:01 AM »
Cone Lady beat me again today. I got some video footage. Will have to wait until I'm home tonight to upload it.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #281 on: December 09, 2015, 05:49:57 AM »
Come on, Chino. Get up a little earlier so we can see what happens when you get there before her.  :lol
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #282 on: December 09, 2015, 06:02:51 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 09, 2015, 05:48:01 AM
Cone Lady beat me again today. I got some video footage. Will have to wait until I'm home tonight to upload it.

Wow... she's aggressive.  Just goes to show she'll be a great lay.  Perhaps a recruit for Zydar?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #283 on: December 09, 2015, 08:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM
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Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?

Chino would have to get new friends... he'd have to get orgy friends.  He'd have to get shag carpet and weird-o lighting... and all sorts of creams and lotions.  Maybe he's ready for that though.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #284 on: December 09, 2015, 08:48:52 AM »
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 08:45:17 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?

Chino would have to get new friends... he'd have to get orgy friends.  He'd have to get shag carpet and weird-o lighting... and all sorts of creams and lotions.  Maybe he's ready for that though.

You don't know me well enough  :hat
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #285 on: December 09, 2015, 10:18:20 AM »
you need to step up, these last two days have been highly disappointing.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #286 on: December 09, 2015, 10:23:42 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 09, 2015, 08:48:52 AM
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 08:45:17 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?

Chino would have to get new friends... he'd have to get orgy friends.  He'd have to get shag carpet and weird-o lighting... and all sorts of creams and lotions.  Maybe he's ready for that though.

You don't know me well enough  :hat

 :lol  Well played sir
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Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #287 on: December 09, 2015, 12:25:23 PM »
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 10:23:42 AM
Quote from: Chino on December 09, 2015, 08:48:52 AM
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 08:45:17 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?

Chino would have to get new friends... he'd have to get orgy friends.  He'd have to get shag carpet and weird-o lighting... and all sorts of creams and lotions.  Maybe he's ready for that though.

You don't know me well enough  :hat

 :lol  Well played sir

Don't you ever get down on your knees and thank god you have access to my dementia?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #288 on: December 09, 2015, 01:05:25 PM »
He only gets down on his hands and knees for people that 'know him well enough'.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #289 on: December 09, 2015, 01:11:03 PM »
He's such a prude.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #290 on: December 09, 2015, 03:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 12:25:23 PM
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 10:23:42 AM
Quote from: Chino on December 09, 2015, 08:48:52 AM
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 08:45:17 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?

Chino would have to get new friends... he'd have to get orgy friends.  He'd have to get shag carpet and weird-o lighting... and all sorts of creams and lotions.  Maybe he's ready for that though.

You don't know me well enough  :hat

 :lol  Well played sir

Don't you ever get down on your knees and thank god you have access to my dementia?
I guess I'm not the only one currently plodding his way through season 6. Seen both of these this week.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #291 on: December 10, 2015, 05:47:04 AM »
Quote from: El Barto on December 09, 2015, 03:02:46 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 12:25:23 PM
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 10:23:42 AM
Quote from: Chino on December 09, 2015, 08:48:52 AM
Quote from: vtgrad on December 09, 2015, 08:45:17 AM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?

Chino would have to get new friends... he'd have to get orgy friends.  He'd have to get shag carpet and weird-o lighting... and all sorts of creams and lotions.  Maybe he's ready for that though.

You don't know me well enough  :hat

 :lol  Well played sir

Don't you ever get down on your knees and thank god you have access to my dementia?
I guess I'm not the only one currently plodding his way through season 6. Seen both of these this week.

I haven't seen that episode in a while but it's not a line you forget. 
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #292 on: December 10, 2015, 05:49:02 AM »
No update today :( Had to take the bus in.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #293 on: December 10, 2015, 06:39:10 AM »
Uh-oh. Car troubles?

That's no excuse though

[edit] I just read the pissed-off thread. Never mind. [/edit]
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #294 on: December 10, 2015, 09:50:29 AM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #295 on: December 10, 2015, 11:42:24 AM »
Damn that I waited until this thread was 9 pages long to come in here. Just spent the last 45 minutes catching up.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #296 on: December 10, 2015, 01:37:57 PM »
Came back from lunch to find someone had blocked me from my keyboard.........


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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #297 on: December 10, 2015, 01:39:49 PM »
Car problems eh?

Mayhaps Cone lady has begun a retribution campaign of her own.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #298 on: December 10, 2015, 01:40:45 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 10, 2015, 01:37:57 PM
Came back from lunch to find someone had blocked me from my keyboard.........

*snip*

Is that your lipstick on the left? 
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #299 on: December 10, 2015, 01:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 10, 2015, 01:40:45 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 10, 2015, 01:37:57 PM
Came back from lunch to find someone had blocked me from my keyboard.........

*snip*

Is that your lipstick on the left?

 :lol   nope....just the end of a red pen....
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #300 on: December 10, 2015, 01:53:02 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 10, 2015, 01:41:58 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 10, 2015, 01:40:45 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 10, 2015, 01:37:57 PM
Came back from lunch to find someone had blocked me from my keyboard.........

*snip*

Is that your lipstick on the left?

 :lol   nope....just the end of a red pen....

Denial isn't just a state of mind, it's also a river in Africa. So...get yourself to Africa with your red lipstick and tell it to them.   :lol
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #301 on: December 10, 2015, 01:53:12 PM »
What shade of..."red pen" do you typically choose with your evening gown?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #302 on: December 10, 2015, 01:53:49 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on December 10, 2015, 01:53:12 PM
What shade of..."red pen" do you typically choose with your evening gown?

I think they call it 'puppy pink'......
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #303 on: December 10, 2015, 01:55:39 PM »
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.  Gary, you give love a bad name.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #304 on: December 10, 2015, 01:57:06 PM »
Oy vey
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #305 on: December 10, 2015, 01:58:27 PM »
Personally I think you would look better in Ravishing Red. It goes well with the beard.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #306 on: December 10, 2015, 03:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 10, 2015, 01:58:27 PM
Personally I think you would look better in Ravishing Red. It goes well with the beard.

Where's the black or blue shades?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #307 on: December 10, 2015, 05:28:30 PM »
Quote from: splent on December 10, 2015, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on December 10, 2015, 01:58:27 PM
Personally I think you would look better in Ravishing Red. It goes well with the beard.

Where's the black or blue shades?

Only before Labor Day.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2015, 05:37:49 PM by Prog Snob »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #308 on: December 11, 2015, 06:53:38 AM »
Scored a victory today. I still had to park down stairs, but I pushed her cone about 200 feet with my car all the way to the end of the parking garage. As I came up the stairs I saw someone in a Subaru stealing her space.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #309 on: December 11, 2015, 06:54:59 AM »
Fantastic!
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #310 on: December 11, 2015, 07:04:30 AM »
 :metal

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #311 on: December 11, 2015, 07:25:54 AM »
Retribution!!!
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #312 on: December 11, 2015, 07:26:46 AM »
:lol, awesome
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #313 on: December 11, 2015, 07:30:55 AM »
lol
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #314 on: December 11, 2015, 07:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 11, 2015, 06:53:38 AM
Scored a victory today. I still had to park down stairs, but I pushed her cone about 200 feet with my car all the way to the end of the parking garage. As I came up the stairs I saw someone in a Subaru stealing her space.


Excellent, but where is yesterday's video?
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