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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #245 on: December 06, 2015, 12:11:30 PM »
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Too blurry to determine hottness.

Doesn't look hot at all, disappointing.  She looks like a bitch actually, keep going Chino.

Could be that she hasn't had a good lay in a while.  She might be a beast between the sheets.

Maybe she uses the cone
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #246 on: December 06, 2015, 01:17:01 PM »
Give it a whiff
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #247 on: December 07, 2015, 06:36:50 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on December 05, 2015, 10:41:48 AM
Quote from: Chino on December 05, 2015, 05:51:12 AM
Sorry ya'll. Took a half day on Thursday and went down to Newark. Got back last night.

Why on Earth would you do a thing like that??  :P

Really.  Dude, if you're not going to put in the effort...



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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #248 on: December 07, 2015, 06:44:52 AM »


She won today. She followed me into the parking garage. I was trying to get a pic of her actually moving the cone but didn't have enough time.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #249 on: December 07, 2015, 06:51:13 AM »
Rats.

I should buy you one of these for the Holidays. https://shop.gopro.com/mounts/head-strap-plus-quickclip/ACHOM-001.html
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #250 on: December 07, 2015, 06:55:46 AM »
You should decorate the cone for Christmas!
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #251 on: December 07, 2015, 06:56:52 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on December 07, 2015, 06:51:13 AM
Rats.

I should buy you one of these for the Holidays. https://shop.gopro.com/mounts/head-strap-plus-quickclip/ACHOM-001.html

Obvious stalker is obvious.

Quote from: kaos2900 on December 07, 2015, 06:55:46 AM
You should decorate the cone for Christmas!

Yeah, build a little nativity scene around it.   :lol

Actually... this would be brilliant.  Put an "Elf on the Shelf" on top of it if you beat her in some morning.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #252 on: December 07, 2015, 07:00:21 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 07, 2015, 06:56:52 AM


Yeah, build a little nativity scene around it.   :lol



Yes, but instead of the baby Jesus, put a little cone in the manger.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #253 on: December 07, 2015, 07:03:13 AM »
I should leave this on top.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #254 on: December 07, 2015, 07:08:50 AM »
Stick a santa hat over the top.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #255 on: December 07, 2015, 07:14:21 AM »
And one of those Velcro beards.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #256 on: December 07, 2015, 08:21:43 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 07, 2015, 06:44:52 AM
She won today. She followed me into the parking garage.

Next time, just stop and move the cone, then pull into the parking space, exactly as she does.  What can she possibly say?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #257 on: December 07, 2015, 08:42:06 AM »
Maybe you could get there extra early one morning and take the cone; then wait for her to get there and park.  While she's still in her car, walk the cone over to her car and set it right in front of the front bumper... look at her and smile really big (thing Grinch), waive, and say "Merry Christmas"!  Then plop the ole' Santa hat on the cone and walk away saying "Ho, ho, ho".

Of course, you would need to be wearing this:

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #258 on: December 07, 2015, 12:05:27 PM »
 :lol
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #259 on: December 07, 2015, 05:55:49 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #260 on: December 07, 2015, 07:53:22 PM »
The cone needs to become the Festivus pole of the 21st century.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #261 on: December 07, 2015, 09:45:42 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on December 07, 2015, 08:21:43 AM
Quote from: Chino on December 07, 2015, 06:44:52 AM
She won today. She followed me into the parking garage.

Next time, just stop and move the cone, then pull into the parking space, exactly as she does.  What can she possibly say?

This.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #262 on: December 08, 2015, 01:37:01 AM »
I'm all for decorating the cone for Xmas :hatmas:
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #263 on: December 08, 2015, 08:14:41 AM »
It used to be I would pour a hot cup of coffee, and sidle up to the computer to see what happened in the world last night.

Now, apparently, I pour a hot cup of coffee, and sidle up to the computer to see what happened in a shitty parking garage in downtown Hartford this morning.  :)

I don't know, I don't mean to be a party pooper, but I think escalating with any meaningful tampering of the cone is probably going a little beyond.   No fluids, bodily or otherwise.  I would stick to the occasional move, and be done with it.  Maybe, MAYBE a small Christmas bow on top, but that's it.  You always have to figure she might find out who it is.  There is no crime in moving her cone; as it is not, technically, her space to mark.  But beyond that, you don't want this to be a problem blown out of proportion.  Personally, I would stick to things that you two might be able to laugh at if she caught you with her cone in your hand.   Figuratively, of course.  :) 
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #264 on: December 08, 2015, 08:16:10 AM »
 :lol, good point
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #265 on: December 08, 2015, 10:54:04 AM »
I think, at this point, the only reasonable thing left to do is to draw a picture of dickbutt on the side of the cone.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #266 on: December 08, 2015, 10:58:58 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 10:54:04 AM
I think, at this point, the only reasonable thing left to do is to draw a picture of dickbutt on the side of the cone.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #267 on: December 08, 2015, 11:42:08 AM »
I agree this has been entertaining but to echo Stadler, it could easily turn into an unfavorable situation with unforeseen consequences.
At this point it might be good to just walk away knowing you had a little fun.

Yes I'm an old man  :laugh:
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #268 on: December 08, 2015, 12:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on December 07, 2015, 07:53:22 PM
The cone needs to become the Festivus pole of the 21st century.

DTF: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Cone Lady. Chino tells me your parking skills stink!

Chino: Oh, God.

DTF: Quiet Chino, you'll get your GMO-free soy-burger in a minute. Cone Lady, you couldn't find your own parking spot if you had a garage full of.. I lost my train of thought.

Cone Lady's Boss: Cone woman!

Cone Lady: Boss! How'd you know I park here?

Cone Lady's Boss: Stadler told me.

Stadler: It's a Festivus miracle!  Someone took my very reasonable advice!

DTF: So, I guess this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about.

Cone Lady: Hey, those photos were too blurry to determine my hotness. Give me a break.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2015, 12:26:28 PM by vtgrad »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #269 on: December 08, 2015, 01:07:24 PM »
Festivus isn't over until Chino pins Cone Lady.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #270 on: December 08, 2015, 01:20:10 PM »
Don't walk away.
Keep it going.
If you stop,  you're going to regret it.
You'll come back.
And then find out someone has stepped in and started fucking with her.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #271 on: December 08, 2015, 01:34:16 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on December 08, 2015, 01:20:10 PM
Don't walk away.
Keep it going.
If you stop,  you're going to regret it.
You'll come back.
And then find out someone has stepped in and started fucking with her.

Or that.  I'm telling you, she's gonna be a beast of a shag.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #272 on: December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM »
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #273 on: December 08, 2015, 02:00:47 PM »
The big reveal would be you looking like the Red Hot Chill Peppers except replace the sock with a orange cone.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #274 on: December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #275 on: December 08, 2015, 02:57:35 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 08, 2015, 02:00:47 PM
The big reveal would be you looking like the Red Hot Chill Peppers except replace the sock with a orange cone.

 :rollin

I think they make mini cones, too!
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #276 on: December 08, 2015, 02:58:21 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

I'd ask the question.

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Quote from: kingshmegland on December 08, 2015, 02:00:47 PM
The big reveal would be you looking like the Red Hot Chill Peppers except replace the sock with a orange cone.

 :rollin

I think they make mini cones, too!

Are you saying Chino needs a mini cone?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #277 on: December 08, 2015, 03:04:37 PM »
Based on this thread, Chino definitely does NOT need a mini cone!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #278 on: December 08, 2015, 03:06:44 PM »
Actually (courtesy of The Random Caption Thread) you need to get her one of these for Christmas and leave it on the cone.

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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #279 on: December 09, 2015, 05:35:39 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 08, 2015, 02:33:28 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 08, 2015, 01:38:57 PM
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would honestly 100% try for the sake of this forum (and my dick).
Maybe she's into it.

The menage?
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