Author Topic: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD  (Read 13686 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2015, 11:33:42 AM »
My dog is a rubbish bloodhound.




I cut my finger and he fainted.

Offline bout to crash

  • Admiral Jackbar
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 9052
  • Gender: Female
  • Instant Erection!
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2015, 11:15:36 PM »
Ewww, hef.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

Online lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 29700
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2015, 11:59:19 PM »
Wow, you grossed out Jackie. And here I didn't think my respect for you could get any greater Hef...

Offline TheCountOfNYC

  • Posts: 5411
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2015, 06:44:47 AM »
What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

-MirrorMask

Offline Onno

  • Well, it's just entertainment, folks!
  • Posts: 4361
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2015, 06:52:47 AM »
 :lol :lol

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2015, 06:57:24 AM »
What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

:clap:  :lol

Online Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25282
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2015, 07:12:58 AM »
Why did the parrot get kicked out of the classroom?

He was using fowl language.

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59288
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2015, 07:14:01 AM »
Why is there a fence around the cemetery?


Because people are dying to get in.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline Kwyjibo

  • Worse troll than Blabbermouth
  • Posts: 5998
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2015, 07:33:04 AM »
My dog's got no nose!!!

How does it smell?

Awful!!!
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

Online hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52785
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2015, 07:34:37 AM »
Wow, you grossed out Jackie. And here I didn't think my respect for you could get any greater Hef...
:djhef:
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Onno

  • Well, it's just entertainment, folks!
  • Posts: 4361
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #45 on: November 05, 2015, 08:09:21 AM »
My dog's got no nose!!!

How does it smell?

Awful!!!
That's from Monty Python, right?

Offline Kwyjibo

  • Worse troll than Blabbermouth
  • Posts: 5998
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #46 on: November 05, 2015, 08:24:18 AM »
yes, it's the subtitles to Hitler's speech
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

Offline Onno

  • Well, it's just entertainment, folks!
  • Posts: 4361
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #47 on: November 05, 2015, 12:03:40 PM »
Yeah, I know. Just checking. Fantastic sketch  :lol :lol

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #48 on: November 05, 2015, 12:05:53 PM »
I highly doubt they invented the joke itself though.

Offline Onno

  • Well, it's just entertainment, folks!
  • Posts: 4361
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #49 on: November 05, 2015, 12:21:07 PM »
Yeah, I don't think so either.

Online Elite

  • The 'other' Rich
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 17547
  • Gender: Male
  • also, a tin teardrop
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 05, 2015, 12:39:11 PM »
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
Squ
scRa are the resultaten of sound nog bring propey

Offline Tick

  • It's time to make a change
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9762
  • Gender: Male
  • Just another tricky day for you
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #51 on: November 05, 2015, 03:52:28 PM »
Ric Ocasik walks into a bar

Bartender - why the long face?
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59288
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #52 on: November 05, 2015, 03:54:34 PM »
I've got a dirty joke.

Two white horses fall in mud...   
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2015, 03:55:21 PM »
Here's a joke I made up !!

Q : Why did I go to comic con dressed as a lettuce ?



A : It was my Cos Play :neverusethis:

Online TAC

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 74084
  • Gender: Male
  • Arthritic Metal Horns
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #54 on: November 05, 2015, 03:59:40 PM »
Psychiatrist to Patient:"How long have you felt that you are a dog?"
Patient: "Since I was a puppy.".


would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #55 on: November 06, 2015, 01:11:41 PM »
Another joke I made up !



Q : Which band is not allowed sugar ?


A : The Diabetles ! :neverusethis:

Offline Kwyjibo

  • Worse troll than Blabbermouth
  • Posts: 5998
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #56 on: November 06, 2015, 02:43:57 PM »
What does one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner!
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

Offline PuffyPat

  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 2441
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2015, 12:58:59 AM »
whats red and smells like blue paint?     red paint

whats brown and sticky?     a stick

whats brown and rhymes w/ snoop?     dr dre
prog sucks
Even if you're not serious, I'm going to pretend you are and use this as proof that not all heroes wear capes.

Offline jingle.boy

  • I'm so ronery; so sad and ronery
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 44555
  • Gender: Male
  • DTF's resident deceased dictator
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2015, 04:45:58 AM »
What do you call a short Mexican?
A 'paragraph'... because he's not a full essay.

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

Online hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52785
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2015, 05:18:35 AM »
What is Mario's favorite material for his overalls?

Denim denim denim
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2015, 06:02:51 AM »
Is that supposed to represent the sound of Mario going down the pipe ?

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59288
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2015, 06:07:03 AM »
Shouldn't this thread be "The Kotowboy Joke Thread"? :neverusethis:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2015, 06:09:56 AM »
Shouldn't this thread be "The Kotowboy Joke Thread"? :neverusethis:

THERE IS NO WAY THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN.

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59288
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2015, 06:11:48 AM »
 :lol


I have so many bad jokes I'm freezing right now.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2015, 06:15:34 AM »
:lol


I have so many bad jokes I'm freezing right now.

Well put the heating on and tell us ! :neverusethis:

Online hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52785
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2015, 06:16:36 AM »
Is that supposed to represent the sound of Mario going down the pipe ?
...yes.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Tick

  • It's time to make a change
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9762
  • Gender: Male
  • Just another tricky day for you
Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2015, 08:03:50 AM »
What wouldn't the cat eat spicy food?

He had Catsid Reflux
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline Kotowboy

  • Yes THAT Kotowboy.
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 28561
  • Gender: Male
Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #67 on: November 07, 2015, 08:30:37 AM »
:beg: so bad

Online hefdaddy42

  • Et in Arcadia Ego
  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52785
  • Gender: Male
  • Postwhore Emeritus
Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #68 on: November 07, 2015, 08:31:07 AM »
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Offline Zydar

  • Creep With Tonality
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19210
  • Gender: Male
Re: KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« Reply #69 on: November 07, 2015, 08:34:17 AM »
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.