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KOTOWBOY PRESENTS : THE BAD JOKE THREAD
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:54:30 AM »
Hole found in wall of nudist camp.

The police are looking into it.  :neverusethis:






Toilets stolen from Police Station.

The officers have nothing to go on. :neverusethis:
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2015, 09:55:10 AM »
A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: Why the long face?
Horse: I have cancer.

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2015, 09:55:53 AM »
Best Horse joke in this thread.


Hands down :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2015, 10:00:18 AM »
Best Horse joke in this thread.


Hands Hooves down :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2015, 10:03:07 AM »
Horses are measured in hands. :neverusethis:

YOU PHAIL

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2015, 10:15:58 AM »
John Kerry walks in to a bar.

Bartender: Why the long face?
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2015, 11:27:43 AM »
Blind Man and his Service Dog walk into a bar. The man reaches down, grabs his dog by the tail and starts swinging it over his head. Bartender says "Hey....can I help you with something?". The man says "Nope, just taking a look around."............
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2015, 11:39:31 AM »
Why Did the Witch take off her underwear?


To get a better grip on the broom......



(told to me by a little girl no older than 7 or 8)
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2015, 11:43:28 AM »
How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist beach?

It's not hard.
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2015, 11:53:27 AM »
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.  :|

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2015, 12:09:02 PM »
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2015, 12:14:03 PM »
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2015, 12:26:41 PM »
Can we keep it clean guys ? :neverusethis:  :police:


How did the policeman know the Locksmith was guilty ?


When he arrived at his workshop - the Locksmith made a bolt for the door :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2015, 12:28:30 PM »
Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon in the house ?




He will Peek at you :neverusethis:






How do you get Pikachu on a bus ?


You poke him on :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2015, 12:33:01 PM »
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2015, 12:41:54 PM »
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2015, 12:50:32 PM »
This thread is fantastic!

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2015, 12:51:13 PM »
What are not red and are not funny ?




No Tomatoes :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2015, 12:51:38 PM »
This thread is fantastic!

You're I'm Fantastic :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2015, 04:38:13 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the Playground ?








To get to the other SLIDE :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2015, 08:05:41 PM »
Why were Indians the first people in America?



They had reservations.
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2015, 08:39:52 PM »
Why is bread so much fun?




Because it's made of WHEEEEEEEEat! :neverusethis:


How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist beach?

It's not hard.

Oh god, it took a second and then I was like :mehlin:


Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2015, 11:40:13 PM »
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.



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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2015, 06:55:57 AM »
How many cancer patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

20. 1 to screw it in, and 19 to tell him how brave he his.

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2015, 07:18:04 AM »
What happens after you get grey hair?

You dye.

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« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2015, 07:49:23 AM »
Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.
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« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2015, 08:27:13 AM »
A man goes to a zoo. There's only one dog in it. It's a shitzu.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2015, 08:34:59 AM »
what do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?




A roamin' catholic.
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2015, 08:41:28 AM »
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?



No Idea ! :neverusethis:

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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2015, 09:09:03 AM »
a priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.

bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2015, 09:58:21 AM »
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Hey, where's the bar tender?"

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« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2015, 11:16:20 AM »
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed up all night, wondering if there was a Dog.
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Re: Bad Joke Thread
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2015, 11:18:27 AM »
Hey - has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's piano lately ?




Nor has he :neverusethis:

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« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2015, 11:22:14 AM »
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?


A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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