Official Release #28&29 - 'Joe's Garage - Acts I, II & III' (Released 09/1979 + 11/1979)
Background Information:Perhaps not unsurprisingly all three acts will be discussed here as a single album. Though Act I was released first, and Acts II and III were released as a double album 2 months later (Zappa realised that releasing a triple album financially ‘might be hard on people the way the world is today’) this album has afterwards (1987 and onwards) always been rereleased as a set (either triple vinyl or double cd).
While Zappa was busy with handling off the Warner/Läther feud, he wrote Sheik Yerbouti, but even before that came out he started writing the follow-up to that record. (Orchestral Favorites was released in between, but not by Zappa, see above)
Originally ‘Catholic Girls’ and the title track were supposed to be stand-alone singles, but while working on that, and in between long jams by Zappa’s then band, he noticed the songs connected, and he wrote a story to make it a coherent rock-opera.
At the end of the recording cycle of this album the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, Zappa’s home studio, was completed, making this the last album he recorded in a commercial studio.
Although this album received mixed reviews (because of the profanities again, because, you know, you can’t enjoy the music if the song is about ‘mammalian protuberances’), it is viewed by Zappa fans as one of his greatest works. Both band/guitar-wise and lyrics/humour-wise.
This album also debuted Ike Willis, a versatile singer, with a taste for the bizarre, a love of wordplay as well as a strong political view on everything that’s stupid (we’ll get to Confinement Loaf later on).
The Album Itself: A rock opera told by The Central Scrutinizer (a government employee) about Joe, a young man who forms a band just as the government prepares to criminalise music. Joe has his first confrontation with the law as his neighbour calls the police. The police are nice on him, and tell him to stick closer to Church Oriented Social Activities. When he comes back from earning an honest living, he finds his girlfriend Mary sucking off crew members backstage. She goes on tour with them, gets dumped off in Miami, and needs to participate in a wet t-shirt contest to win money to get back home. While standing on stage Mary gets recognised by an old friend of Joe, he decides to send him a letter about Mary exploits, Joe responds by picking up a cheap girl (Lucille) and getting an ‘unpronounceable disease’ from her. The Central Scrutinizer ends Act I by asking whether it was the girl or the music messing up Joe’s mind.
Now in Act II and III it gets messy. Joe starts off by going to L. Ron Hoover’s First Church of Appliantology, where he learns how to be sexually attracted to machines, and how to speak German, because that’s what gets those machines hot. When his eye falls on some sort of industrial vacuum cleaner (get the 200 Motel reference?), he bursts into song. Eventually Sy Borg (the machine) short circuits when Joe keeps ‘plooking’ too hard. Joe gets arrested by The Central Scrutiziner, and ends up in a special musicians-prison, where Joe, wearing a housewife costume because that’s what Sy Borg liked, gets jumped on by every other prisoner. Joe gets through his time by dreaming up guitar solo’s like ‘Reent-toont-teent-toont-teenooneenoonee’.
At the start of Act III Joe gets out of prison, seeing the world without music, and starts seeing visions of his old neighbour and his old girlfriend. Finally he goes back to his room and dreams up his last guitar solo.
The album ends with A Little Green Rosetta, which apparently has no meaning at all. Or, as the lyrics say: ‘Because anybody who would buy this record doesn’t give a fuck if there’s good musicians on it, because this is a stupid song AND THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT’. The song might be included on this album because it was intended to go on Läther, but was cut by Warner.
Musically the album’s all over the place. Tracks like Joe’s Garage and Why Does It Hurt… are little rockers, Catholic Girls a a lot more complicated than it at first may sound (the same goes for Keep It Greasy, that’s 19/16 for ya), Sy Borg and Outside Now are actually very beautiful tracks but both can’t hold a candle to the beauty that Watermelon In Easter Hay is.
Although it’s easy to see that the album is full of inside jokes (the white zone…), has a story that could belong to a ‘Cheap high-school play’ (Zappa’s own words) and is a product that obviously ‘gives way at the seems’ (dixit Ben Watson, referring to Zappa himself cracking up during the Central Scrutinizer monologues), it is extremely well produced (a tad more lively, or less clean, than for instance Sheik Yerbouti, but still overflowing with the weird world that is Xenochrony), it is incredibly diverse, extremely musical and above all very enjoyable.
Essential Tracks:Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Sy Borg
Keep It Greasy
Outside Now
Watermelon In Easter Hay