Sorry, kinda late to the thread.
1. Do you know any women who like Dream Theater?
Yes
2. Did you yourself introduce them to Dream Theater?
Yes
3. Have you ever failed to get a lady to share in your love with Dream Theater?
No. I'm batting 1000. But to be fair, I usually don't show them Dream Theater if I know they would hate it. And none of them fell in love with the band like I did, so maybe they don't "share my love", but they all enjoyed them. They're now my girlfriend's 3rd favorite band behind Panic at the Disco and coheed and cambria
4. Why didn't she like them?
NA
5. Have you ever "gotten freaky" to DT, if so what song?
No, but that's a good idea. In fact, I'll let you guys pick the song.
6. What, in your opinion, is the best Dream Theater song for introducing a women to the world of DT?
Asked my current gf, she said PMU or ITNOG. Asked my ex, she said 8vm. I personally think PMU or BAI.