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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2016, 08:38:16 AM »
All we need is the Rock in the Borat bathing suit running down the beach in slow motion.

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2016, 08:40:11 AM »
Well, it would be more captivating than Borat doing so.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2016, 08:52:33 AM »
I'd be okay with that...

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #108 on: March 22, 2016, 11:30:24 AM »
I'd be okay with that...

With Borat or the Rock? 

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #109 on: March 22, 2016, 12:55:36 PM »
I'd be okay with that...

With Borat or the Rock? 
The Rock in the Borat bathing suit!

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #110 on: March 22, 2016, 01:02:56 PM »
:zydar:

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #111 on: March 22, 2016, 01:05:37 PM »
The Rock as Pamela Anderson.

Pamela Anderson as David Hasselhoff

Rob Schneider as Hobie.

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #112 on: March 22, 2016, 08:42:33 PM »
lol

Anyone excited about the Rock's Baywatch reboot? 

While obviously unnecessary, I can almost guarantee it will be better than the original show.

It doesn't have Pamela Anderson in her prime running in slow motion on the beach to music by Jimi Jamison. There's no way it can beat the original. Especially if it has the Rock in it.

But it does have Alexandra Daddario in her prime. All natural baby!

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #113 on: March 22, 2016, 09:09:40 PM »
Rob Schneider as Pamela Anderson.

Rob Schneider as David Hasselhoff

Rob Schneider as The Rock

Rob Schneider as Hobie.

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #114 on: March 22, 2016, 11:32:45 PM »
lol

Anyone excited about the Rock's Baywatch reboot? 

While obviously unnecessary, I can almost guarantee it will be better than the original show.

It doesn't have Pamela Anderson in her prime running in slow motion on the beach to music by Jimi Jamison. There's no way it can beat the original. Especially if it has the Rock in it.

But it does have Alexandra Daddario in her prime. All natural baby!

It's hard to argue against that one.




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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #115 on: March 23, 2016, 07:44:38 AM »
lol

Anyone excited about the Rock's Baywatch reboot? 

While obviously unnecessary, I can almost guarantee it will be better than the original show.

It doesn't have Pamela Anderson in her prime running in slow motion on the beach to music by Jimi Jamison. There's no way it can beat the original. Especially if it has the Rock in it.

But it does have Alexandra Daddario in her prime. All natural baby!
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #116 on: March 23, 2016, 08:50:44 AM »
Well, let's see. She already did San Andreas with The Rock. Even when she's walking at a normal pace, not even briskly, it looks like she's gonna knock herself out with a boob uppercut. High hopes for some slo-mo running :hat.

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #117 on: March 23, 2016, 12:02:11 PM »
Well, let's see. She already did San Andreas with The Rock. Even when she's walking at a normal pace, not even briskly, it looks like she's gonna knock herself out with a boob uppercut. High hopes for some slo-mo running :hat.

Just use a media player that allows you to slow down the frame.   ;)

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #118 on: March 23, 2016, 01:16:50 PM »
Quicktime Player allows you to progress a frame at a time.




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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #119 on: March 23, 2016, 02:38:52 PM »
lol

Anyone excited about the Rock's Baywatch reboot? 

While obviously unnecessary, I can almost guarantee it will be better than the original show.

It doesn't have Pamela Anderson in her prime running in slow motion on the beach to music by Jimi Jamison. There's no way it can beat the original. Especially if it has the Rock in it.

But it does have Alexandra Daddario in her prime. All natural baby!
She is wonderful.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #120 on: March 23, 2016, 02:44:38 PM »
She's still wonderful.  And they appear to be real.

Another actress I fancy is Carla Gugino.  So yeah, San Andreas was kind of awesome.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #121 on: March 23, 2016, 06:13:47 PM »
She's still wonderful.  And they appear to be real.

Another actress I fancy is Carla Gugino.  So yeah, San Andreas was kind of awesome.

Carla Gugino is beautiful. You should have seen her in Californication.

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #122 on: March 23, 2016, 10:34:14 PM »
I had to check to see that this Baywatch remake is actually real. Alas, it appears to be. I won't watch a second of it. But I will spend a few thinking about Nicole Eggert.

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« Reply #123 on: March 24, 2016, 05:45:13 AM »
I had to check to see that this Baywatch remake is actually real. Alas, it appears to be. I won't watch a second of it. But I will spend a few thinking about Nicole Eggert.

I loved when Nicole was on the show. Yes, I had posters of her on my wall.

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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #125 on: July 14, 2016, 01:00:13 PM »
I wouldn't categorize It as a remake. The Tim Curry version we all know and love was a miniseries that was aired on ABC. This one with Bill Skarsgard is the very first feature film adaptation of It. Funny how it still has lot to live up to!


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« Reply #126 on: July 14, 2016, 01:59:34 PM »
I have high hope for this. Easily the most scary book I've ever read.

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« Reply #127 on: July 14, 2016, 04:33:27 PM »
I wouldn't categorize It as a remake. The Tim Curry version we all know and love was a miniseries that was aired on ABC. This one with Bill Skarsgard is the very first feature film adaptation of It. Funny how it still has lot to live up to!



I've only ever known it as a movie.

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« Reply #128 on: July 15, 2016, 02:03:48 AM »
Well, this is interesting. It is my favorite book of all time, I read it at a very pivotal period in my life, and it has stuck wit me ever since. I thought the miniseries was decent, for a miniseries. It was well cast all around. Though it didn't feel right in places. I like the idea of the two movies, but It works best because it balances the narratives of the 7 as kids and as adults so well. I wonder how well the story can be told if it focuses first on them as kids and then as adults. Makes me think of watching Godfather pt 2 chronologically. It isn't as good of a narrative.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #129 on: August 01, 2016, 06:47:14 PM »
Looks like "Splash" is being remade.

Saw this one in the theater back in '84 for a friends birthday party.  We were supposed to see "Romancing the Stone" but it was sold out.  Splash had boobs, so for a bunch of 11-year-old boys, we were okay with that.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2016, 09:33:52 PM »
Magnificent Seven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RBA0xoaWU

I am not a big western fan, and don't rank this movie too highly, but I know it is held in high regards, so I hope this does it justice.
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« Reply #131 on: August 01, 2016, 09:35:38 PM »
That reminds me I have to see Seven Samurai.
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« Reply #132 on: August 01, 2016, 11:23:46 PM »
I tried watching that. There is something about that Japanese acting style that I can't stand. Same thing with Rashomon. I wish I could describe it.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #134 on: August 10, 2016, 04:58:44 PM »
Just read 'The Crow' is being reboot with Jason Mamoa as the lead. I don't hate the idea but reboots are tough.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #136 on: August 10, 2016, 08:24:49 PM »
Just read 'The Crow' is being reboot with Jason Mamoa as the lead. I don't hate the idea but reboots are tough.

In this case, The Crow is based on a comic book series, so it'll be easier to pull from source material

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« Reply #137 on: August 10, 2016, 09:26:05 PM »
I should follow up, now that I read that article all the way through (somehow..... the gushing and fawning was a bit ridiculous) that their main point is valid and one I've made myself. Instead of rebooting/remaking these movies and gravytraining on established franchises, make your own movies.

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Isn't it time for women to get their own original scripts?

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Ok so the second half of that paragraph just shows how insane this writer is, but her point is still valid. Of course, that means studios will have to take a chance on something new, which they are loathe to do.
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Re: The Remake Reboot SEQUELZ Thread v Caddyshack III MegaloLZ
« Reply #138 on: August 10, 2016, 09:37:44 PM »
Aaaaand it continues

http://www.eonline.com/news/786711/the-one-problem-with-the-all-female-ocean-s-eleven-reboot



I agree with the basic points they make about female (and male) casts. That said, having not seen any of the other movies in this franchise, I don't have a problem with this idea, I just think it's bad timing coming off the heels of the Ghostbusters thing. Or maybe that wasn't a coincidence.
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« Reply #139 on: August 11, 2016, 03:23:15 AM »
I should follow up, now that I read that article all the way through (somehow..... the gushing and fawning was a bit ridiculous) that their main point is valid and one I've made myself. Instead of rebooting/remaking these movies and gravytraining on established franchises, make your own movies.

Yeah, this. I'd like for them to stop trying to bank on famous titles and make new movies. Make a movie about a group of women robbing a bank or casino or something? Fine, great, do it. But call it "Ocean's"? Now suddenly I have a problem with it.
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