Author Topic: News Guessing Game (Read 10635 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #175 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:18:25 PM »

Chris Farely impersonator?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #176 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:26:20 PM »

Caught with an open can of fresh peanut butter and three boxer puppies?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #177 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:33:31 PM »

She was cornholed in a Corolla by 3 Mexicans on the freeway?

El Barto · « **Reply #178 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:16:17 PM »

Is there anything whatsoever in that picture that might be a clue? I mean, aside from being portly there's really nothing unusual about her. She's not a drunk or a junkie. She doesn't have a cock tattooed across he forehead. She's not wearing a blood soaked wedding dress. What is there?

Kotowboy · « **Reply #179 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:57:15 PM »

Suing coca cola because she drank so much coke all her teeth are belong to the past.

Lucien · « **Reply #180 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:25:01 PM »

remember, these aren't all supposed to be crimes, she might have done something like started jogging across the united states for breast cancer research or something like that

Kotowboy · « **Reply #181 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:51:07 PM »

I'm guessing she didn't

Nick · « **Reply #182 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:16:48 PM »

She discovered bizarro's world and joined Jenny Craig.

bout to crash · « **Reply #183 on:** September 12, 2015, 04:40:23 AM »

Lost 300 lbs and can finally walk again. You assholes.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #184 on:** September 12, 2015, 07:41:50 AM »

Billy Cardell's transgender operation is a success!

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #185 on:** September 12, 2015, 08:10:05 AM »

Quote from: Chino on September 11, 2015, 11:49:25 AM

NOTHING TO DO WITH EATING!!

Awesome thread!

Chino · « **Reply #186 on:** September 14, 2015, 06:09:53 AM »

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mom-got-12-bags-of-cocaine-for-daughters-birthday-party_55f1b7b1e4b002d5c0787219

Mom Planned Daughter's Birthday Blowout With 12 Bags Of Cocaine

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When Nicola Austen's daughter turned 18 in February, the 37-year-old decided they should celebrate in high style.

So, Austen (pictured above) purchased 12 bags of cocaine weighing a total of 8.65 grams, according to prosecutors at Maidstone Crown Court in England.

Prosecutor Craig Evans said Austen and her daughter planned to celebrate the girl's 18th birthday in London.

“They were going to London in a limousine and she wanted to make sure they had a good time,” Evans told the court.

This women should be required by law to have her tubes tied.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #187 on:** September 14, 2015, 07:28:25 AM »

Holy Cow. I'm near speechless. Tube tying is the first of many steps that this woman needs.....

El Barto · « **Reply #188 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:26:37 AM »

Meh. The girl's 18. I got no problem with that. It's actually not even that much blow (depending on the size of the party, I suppose), despite the articles use of "12 bags." At least it wasn't crank.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #189 on:** September 14, 2015, 08:43:22 AM »

Happy 18th Birthday my little angel

Now run along to London unsupervised with a shit load of coke and fuck as many dudes as you want.

Use the cocaine bags for protection once you're done sniffing it

xx

bout to crash · « **Reply #190 on:** September 14, 2015, 11:39:07 PM »

bout to crash · « **Reply #191 on:** September 19, 2015, 03:00:04 PM »

Okay, let's do another!

The man is the one who made the news, btw.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #192 on:** September 19, 2015, 03:15:05 PM »

He owns a massive CLOCK

He suffocated his kid with THAT cushion.

He's reading the phone bill his Thai bride has run up calling her real husband in Thailand.

The DNA test is back - she's not his real mum.

Crow · « **Reply #193 on:** September 19, 2015, 03:34:49 PM »

THERE'S A GIANT BOMB ON THE WALL BEHIND HIM

bout to crash · « **Reply #194 on:** September 19, 2015, 03:45:07 PM »

Not quite, but I will say it is a pretty bizarre and funny story.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #195 on:** September 22, 2015, 11:45:00 AM »

He got a phone bill for $10,000.00 because his son texted someone in New Dehli

jingle.boy · « **Reply #196 on:** September 22, 2015, 01:25:25 PM »

Vietnamese birth parents are challenging his adoption?

Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes winner?

John and Kate want their eldest children back?

Kotowboy · « **Reply #197 on:** September 22, 2015, 03:27:01 PM »

He ate his real wife and kid so had to order new ones

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #198 on:** October 12, 2015, 10:56:05 PM »

Not really for guessing, but this happened in my town.

https://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-woman-live-streams-herself-while-driving-dr/nnzz8/

And she's still probably the most date able girl in my town.

Calvin6s · « **Reply #199 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »

I think I could get her.

Phone -> Notes -> Bring alcohol

El Barto · « **Reply #200 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:09:42 PM »

Damn, even I want to see that girl go to jail.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: News Guessing Game (Read 10635 times)

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