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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3045 on: January 31, 2022, 02:37:54 PM »
Anyone else find that they day they hit 40, big wiry hairs started sprouting out of their ears? I've been plucking a few every day, but it seems like more just sprout in their place. Yay for middle age.

It happened long before 40.
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« Reply #3046 on: January 31, 2022, 02:56:39 PM »
Plucking?  I'm too much of s pussy to do that.
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« Reply #3047 on: January 31, 2022, 03:06:23 PM »
Anyone else find that they day they hit 40, big wiry hairs started sprouting out of their ears? I've been plucking a few every day, but it seems like more just sprout in their place. Yay for middle age.

Can't say it was 40 specifically, but yeah...that's about right.  Ear hair...eyebrow hairs that seem to grow a damn inch overnight....


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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3048 on: January 31, 2022, 03:08:57 PM »
Trim eyebrows:

Age 0 to about 45:  Not once
Age 45 to now:  Weekly

Had to buy one of those gizmos for the ear (and the nose). 

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3049 on: January 31, 2022, 03:15:12 PM »
Hair grows every where I don't want it, and nowhere that I do.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3050 on: January 31, 2022, 09:09:50 PM »
Ears: Very little. Nose: needs an occasional pluck/trim. Eyebrows: been trimming them for decades, just became a routine while getting a hair cut. Other landscaping/manscaping: PM me if you want to know.  :angel:

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3051 on: February 01, 2022, 03:30:19 AM »
Hair grows every where I don't want it, and nowhere that I do.

What the fuck is with that hey?  I can grow a fucking jungle in my ass crack yet it freely keeps falling out of my fucking head!
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« Reply #3052 on: February 01, 2022, 03:33:28 AM »
Hair grows every where I don't want it, and nowhere that I do.

 I can grow a fucking jungle in my ass crack yet it freely keeps falling out of my fucking head!

Transplant?
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« Reply #3053 on: February 01, 2022, 03:35:19 AM »
Hair grows every where I don't want it, and nowhere that I do.

 I can grow a fucking jungle in my ass crack yet it freely keeps falling out of my fucking head!

Transplant?

Would people know it's my ass hair though?  :justjen
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« Reply #3054 on: February 01, 2022, 03:37:07 AM »
Keep it between us - only I would know you're bringing new meaning to the term "asshat."
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« Reply #3055 on: February 01, 2022, 04:00:00 AM »
I envy guys like Chad that were going bald and just went the full shave.  I don't have the balls to do it, but its not that bad to warrant it yet...I think.  And I'd look like more of an asshat than I already do.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3056 on: February 01, 2022, 04:04:19 AM »
I envy guys like Chad that were going bald and just went the full shave.  I don't have the balls to do it, but its not that bad to warrant it yet...I think.  And I'd look like more of an asshat than I already do.

I've got long hair for the first time in decades.    Always struggled to get past that annoying stage of wavy hair curling up around my neck and looking stupid but this time , couldn't get a haircut if I wanted one during the lockdowns , so just dealt with it and now got it tied back and past my shoulders.  Suits the guitarist look I guess so what the hell.  Going the shave wouldn't suit me I don't think.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3057 on: February 01, 2022, 05:41:18 AM »
I envy guys like Chad that were going bald and just went the full shave.  I don't have the balls to do it, but its not that bad to warrant it yet...I think.  And I'd look like more of an asshat than I already do.

Just embrace it.

I feel horrible for jingle.son that he got my genes when it comes to hair.  21 years old, and he's already looking like Prince William - his forehead hairline is receding faster than the barrier reef, and he's catching up to me as to how thin it is.  He wears hats/toques every waking moment - only takes them off to sleep or shower.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3058 on: February 01, 2022, 05:45:13 AM »
I envy guys like Chad that were going bald and just went the full shave.  I don't have the balls to do it, but its not that bad to warrant it yet...I think.  And I'd look like more of an asshat than I already do.

I say this only because you're a friend, I love you, and I'm a grumpy old fucker. If you're balding, and have hair longer than a #1 comb on a pair of clipper, you already look like a nozzle. Skullets are the strongest form of birth control known to man. Just shave it off man. Do it.
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« Reply #3059 on: February 01, 2022, 05:47:29 AM »
My balding is not the worst thing about me.
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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3060 on: February 01, 2022, 05:56:26 AM »
Stray nipple hairs are the worst.

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« Reply #3061 on: February 01, 2022, 06:02:12 AM »
Before anyone asks, she means on either sex!
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« Reply #3062 on: February 01, 2022, 06:15:54 AM »
Keep it between us - only I would know you're bringing new meaning to the term "asshat."

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3063 on: February 01, 2022, 06:21:34 AM »
Anyone else find that they day they hit 40, big wiry hairs started sprouting out of their ears? I've been plucking a few every day, but it seems like more just sprout in their place. Yay for middle age.

I'm 35 and around last year I started getting these hairs in on my left eyebrow that just grow non-stop. A hint of things to look forward to in the future.

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« Reply #3064 on: February 01, 2022, 07:30:53 AM »
Before anyone asks, she means on either sex!
Wut? I was talking about my body specifically lol no one else’s

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Re: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!
« Reply #3065 on: February 01, 2022, 07:37:30 AM »
My balding is not the worst thing about me.

Yeah, your taste in hockey teams needs improvement!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3066 on: February 01, 2022, 07:53:38 AM »
My balding is not the worst thing about me.

Yeah, your taste in hockey teams needs improvement!

Let's hope your 1st round isn't against us.  LOL
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« Reply #3067 on: February 01, 2022, 09:15:41 AM »
Before anyone asks, she means on either sex!
Wut? I was talking about my body specifically lol no one else’s

I think Greg was trying to protect us guys from having impure thoughts regarding your nipples.  It was a valiant effort.

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« Reply #3068 on: February 01, 2022, 09:22:38 AM »
Before anyone asks, she means on either sex!
Wut? I was talking about my body specifically lol no one else’s

I think Greg was trying to protect us guys from having impure thoughts regarding your nipples.  It was a valiant effort.

Actually, I was thinking that in order to get the proper attention that man-nipples deserve, they should be regularly shorn of throat-ticklers. Good manscaping advise there.
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« Reply #3069 on: February 01, 2022, 09:23:58 AM »

Had to buy one of those gizmos for the ear (and the nose).

Same. I HATE ear hair and it grows like the weeds in my yard. The nose is out of control as well.

I used to have a nice even layout of hair on my legs but it almost all fell off. It's spotty at best and looks terrible.

My Dad is 69 (crap, he turns 70 this year!) and he still has a full head of hair. Never been an issue for me either. The head hair grows like mad.
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« Reply #3070 on: February 01, 2022, 09:33:10 AM »
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« Reply #3071 on: February 01, 2022, 10:53:51 AM »
My balding is not the worst thing about me.

Yeah, your taste in hockey teams needs improvement!

Let's hope your 1st round isn't against us.  LOL

I don't think the Leafs can the Metro :biggrin:
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« Reply #3072 on: February 01, 2022, 11:52:50 AM »
I envy guys like Chad that were going bald and just went the full shave.  I don't have the balls to do it, but its not that bad to warrant it yet...I think.  And I'd look like more of an asshat than I already do.

I say this only because you're a friend, I love you, and I'm a grumpy old fucker. If you're balding, and have hair longer than a #1 comb on a pair of clipper, you already look like a nozzle. Skullets are the strongest form of birth control known to man. Just shave it off man. Do it.

 :lol

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« Reply #3073 on: February 01, 2022, 12:24:41 PM »
My balding is not the worst thing about me.

Yeah, your taste in hockey teams needs improvement!

Let's hope your 1st round isn't against us.  LOL

I don't think the Leafs can the Metro :biggrin:

We're banned from the boarder.  LOL
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« Reply #3074 on: February 02, 2022, 12:46:57 PM »
I just ordered from Jimmy Johns (there own delivery employees). Happy now, Tim?!
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« Reply #3075 on: February 02, 2022, 12:58:25 PM »
I just ordered from Jimmy Johns (there own delivery employees). Happy now, Tim?!


What's Jimmy Johns?
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« Reply #3076 on: February 02, 2022, 01:39:35 PM »
 :lol  I just ordered from JJ's.  Got the "buy 2 get 1 half off" deal.  I went to pick up my order.  :hat
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« Reply #3077 on: February 02, 2022, 01:43:21 PM »
:lol  I just ordered from JJ's.  Got the "buy 2 get 1 half off" deal.  I went to pick up my order.  :hat
Buy two get one half off? What the hell kind of deal is that? "Buy four get one free!"  :lol


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« Reply #3078 on: February 02, 2022, 01:51:19 PM »
I just ordered from Jimmy Johns (there own delivery employees). Happy now, Tim?!

I'm only happy if you enjoyed your meal. ;D



I just ordered from Jimmy Johns (there own delivery employees). Happy now, Tim?!


What's Jimmy Johns?

Isn't that the surgery baseball pitchers get?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #3079 on: February 02, 2022, 02:34:53 PM »
I just ordered from Jimmy Johns (there own delivery employees). Happy now, Tim?!

I'm only happy if you enjoyed your meal. ;D



I did. So you're happy.

I'd be happier if I could ever learn the difference between their, they're, and there. That quote embarrasses me completely.
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