The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out!

[lonestar]

My kid turns 21 tomorrow. Fuck I'm old.

[hefdaddy42]

My kid turns 21 tomorrow. Fuck I'm old.

I know man, I know.

[King Postwhore]

I feel you RJ.  I have a niece that is 28 another who is 26.  2 nephews that are 25 and another that is 21.  It happens so damn fast.

[jingle.boy]

On Friday, I watched jingle.daughter taking care of 3-year old jingle.niece. Wasn't it just a few months ago the my daughter was 3?!?!?!?

[King Postwhore]

We get so involved in our day to day life that 3 becomes 14 so fast.

[lonestar]

Fogey group hug?

[King Postwhore]

Let me take some Aleve first.

[lonestar]

 


Had to ask the 25 year old cocktail waitress yesterday to help me put two, yes two Icy Hot patches on my back cause I couldn't reach the spot. Way to be smooth around the young ladies RJ   

[King Postwhore]

 

She just X'ed you off the list.  Not flexible enough.

[jingle.boy]

Had to ask the 25 year old cocktail waitress yesterday to help me put two, yes two Icy Hot patches on my back cause I couldn't reach the spot. Way to be smooth around the young ladies RJ   

I guess the George-Clooney-good-looks only go so far, eh?

[TAC]

Yeah when it's just from the head up it may not matter.



And Aleve, Joe? I'm an Ibuprofen  guy all the way.

[bout to crash]

 , you guys.

As a hospice worker, I feel obligated to check this thread every once in a while and make sure you're all still alive.

[El Barto]

, you guys.

As a hospice worker, I feel obligated to check this thread every once in a while and make sure you're all still alive.

Hey, do you guys have one of those cats that tells you when somebody's fixing to croak?

And Aleve, Joe? I'm an Ibuprofen  guy all the way.

Tylenol is the only one left for me to take, outside of opioids. And I'm not sure how much longer they're going to sell Tylenol OTC.

[King Postwhore]

I went with name brand.  Mywife works as a pharmacy tech so we get the Walgreen's brands 20% off.

Jackie,  you young jerk. 

[bout to crash]

 

Hey, do you guys have one of those cats that tells you when somebody's fixing to croak?

 , I wish!

[chknptpie]

I thought Aleve was Ibuprofen?

[El Barto]

I thought Aleve was Ibuprofen?

Nope. Naproxin. They're both NSAIDs but different drugs (along with aspirin and acetaminophen).

[chknptpie]

I thought Aleve was Ibuprofen?

Nope. Naproxin. They're both NSAIDs but different drugs (along with aspirin and acetaminophen).

Gah, it's Advil that is Ibuprofen!

[gmillerdrake]

Had to ask the 25 year old cocktail waitress yesterday to help me put two, yes two Icy Hot patches on my back cause I couldn't reach the spot. Way to be smooth around the young ladies RJ   

As long as she didn't have to comb through a few inches of silver back hair you should be good....right?

On Friday, I watched jingle.daughter taking care of 3-year old jingle.niece. Wasn't it just a few months ago the my daughter was 3?!?!?!?

I used to just shrug off with a kind laugh the 'older' parents who would warn me when our kiddos were 1, 2ish....that 'It goes by so fast...'  Now I look at the fact that I have an 8 and 7 year old and my 'baby' is 4     It's true!! This isn't slowing down at all and in fact it's picking up speed!!

[lonestar]

Thankfully I have a very smooth torso, otherwise I'd just have insane back pain still cause she wouldn't have touched the shit.

[gmillerdrake]

Didn't quite know where to put this pic but it's too dang cute not to share.....figured there are parents in this thread so.....

My youngest son's pre-school teacher took pictures of the whole class wearing this Military Uniform in front of the flag....and today as they honored Veteran's during a Chapel Service at school she hung the pictures in the hall that they walked down.

[Orbert]

[Podaar]

Cute, Gary.

[El Barto]

So the Mary Ann vs Ginger thing has been beaten to death, and besides, either you have a thing for redheads or you pick Mary Ann.

How 'bout late sixties brunettes (no good pictures with those kick ass short skirts, sadly): Mary Richards or Agent 99?

[hefdaddy42]

Mary Richards

[Orbert]

Wow, Mary and Agent 99 were both great.

Since I can't decide, I vote for a time-machine-assisted threesome.

[El Barto]

Wow, Mary and Agent 99 were both great.

Since I can't decide, I vote for a time-machine-assisted threesome.

That raises an interesting point. While I'd probably go with MR based on appearance(I wasn't as keen on Feldon's short hair phase) I get the impression that 99 would be awesome fun to party with. Mary was too neurotic. Same applied to Laurie Petrie who might have been even hotter, though in a much more sanitized early 60s sort of way. 99 had a more sultry, down for anything sort of attitude that's pretty damned hot.

[hefdaddy42]

I would definitely go with Laura Petrie.

[Orbert]

Wow, Mary and Agent 99 were both great.

Since I can't decide, I vote for a time-machine-assisted threesome.

That raises an interesting point. While I'd probably go with MR based on appearance(I wasn't as keen on Feldon's short hair phase) I get the impression that 99 would be awesome fun to party with. Mary was too neurotic. Same applied to Laurie Petrie who might have been even hotter, though in a much more sanitized early 60s sort of way. 99 had a more sultry, down for anything sort of attitude that's pretty damned hot.

True.  I thought Agent 99 was "hot" while Mary was "cute", though both were also "pretty" (everyone has their own definitions for those terms, but that's how mine break down) which is why I went with the rather neutral term, "great".

[El Barto]

Laura Petrie was definitely hot for that era, but MTM worked much better as a 70's babe than a 60's one, which is exactly what the two characters represented. At least that's my opinion.

True.  I thought Agent 99 was "hot" while Mary was "cute", though both were also "pretty"

I think that's a dead-on assessment of the two, although I don't think pretty does them justice; more like fucking gorgeous.

[hefdaddy42]

I must agree with EB's assessment.

[Orbert]

Me too, but I was trying to show some restraint.  I figured the threesome remark already implied how I felt about both of these ladies.

[King Postwhore]

Can I have my cake and eat it too and take both?

[Orbert]

Sure.  Sloppy seconds after me.

[CrimsonSunrise]

Man...I almost croaked from old age digging to find this fucker.  I guess we all had senior moments and forgot about this bitch.  Anyways.... I can't wait for 8 more years to pass so I can retire.  So tired of working for this shit hole company.  Yeah... I don't mean to sound ungrateful, and I know a lot of folks have it a lot worse than me, but man I hate this cheap ass company.  Retirements calling!!!!!!!