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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2015, 12:44:10 PM »
Pluto was discovered, classified as a planet, had its planet status taken away, and then reapplied before making a full revolution around the sun.
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2015, 12:45:48 PM »
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2015, 01:05:49 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2015, 04:43:59 PM »
The root origin for the word "school" can be traced back to the Greek word for "leisure," because in Ancient Greece it was only natural to spend leisure time in learning.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2015, 07:30:43 PM »
The English invented football (soccer in America) when kicking around the heads of slaughtered Danish invaders.

The sport of dodgeball was invented in the 15th century by opium-addicted Chinamen.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2015, 07:37:09 PM »
The English invented football (soccer in America) when kicking around the heads of slaughtered Danish invaders.

The sport of dodgeball was invented in the 15th century by opium-addicted Chinamen.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2015, 08:01:35 PM »
Pluto was discovered, classified as a planet, had its planet status taken away, and then reapplied before making a full revolution around the sun.
A day on Venus is actually longer than a year on Venus.
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2015, 09:26:00 PM »
And, with women being from Venus, I guess there's some correlation between this and why they take so long to get ready.
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2015, 10:12:34 PM »
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2015, 10:13:43 PM »
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2015, 12:54:27 AM »
Helium was discovered on the sun before it was discovered on earth.
To add some interesting information, quoted from Michio Kaku's Parallel Worlds:

"In 1868, scientists analyzed light from the Sun that was sent through a prism. The deflected sunlight broke up into the usual rainbow of colors and spectral lines, but the scientists also detected faint spectral lines caused by a mysterious element never seen before. They mistakenly thought it was a metal, whose names usually end in “ium,” like lithium and uranium. They named this mystery metal after the Greek word for sun, “helios.” Finally in 1895, helium was found on Earth in uranium deposits, and scientists embarrassingly discovered that it was a gas, not a metal. Thus, helium, first discovered in the Sun, was born as a misnomer."


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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #47 on: June 14, 2015, 10:59:54 AM »
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #48 on: June 14, 2015, 02:15:14 PM »
A sea cucumber is not actually a cucumber, but is in fact an animal.  And this animal's body is comprised of a single gonad.
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #49 on: June 14, 2015, 09:38:56 PM »
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2015, 10:35:45 PM »
Ok, hopefully this one is religion-free:
The fact that gold is yellow actually comes from relativity. It should just look like silver, but relativistic effects squeeze the electron orbitals, thus shifting color absorption.
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2015, 08:10:44 AM »
Ok, hopefully this one is religion-free:
The fact that gold is yellow actually comes from relativity. It should just look like silver, but relativistic effects squeeze the electron orbitals, thus shifting color absorption.

That's actually really cool. Love stuff like that.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2015, 08:21:46 AM »
Both Gene Simmons and Ronnie James Dio have laid claim to "inventing" the use of the "devil horns" in music, but back in February of 1969, an album was released by The Beatles that clearly showed John Lennon flashing the "devil horns", albeit in an illustration by a German artist named Edelman.  That certainly predates Simmons (a self-avowed Beatles fanatic) and though Dio had been recording off and on since 1960 or so, he didn't become a national (or international) name until at least 1972, with Elf's first release. 

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2015, 08:33:52 AM »
Both Gene Simmons and Ronnie James Dio have laid claim to "inventing" the use of the "devil horns" in music, but back in February of 1969, an album was released by The Beatles that clearly showed John Lennon flashing the "devil horns", albeit in an illustration by a German artist named Edelman.  That certainly predates Simmons (a self-avowed Beatles fanatic) and though Dio had been recording off and on since 1960 or so, he didn't become a national (or international) name until at least 1972, with Elf's first release. 

Neither the Beatles or Dio or Gene Simmons invented it. Dio never claimed to have invented it, he got it from his grandmother, but he was the one to popularize it in the rock/metal culture. A Coven album from 1969 also showed the horns, but like other instances, isn't really relevant, as it wasn't responsible for people doing it today.
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« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2015, 08:34:57 AM »
The 1969 back album cover for Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls on Mercury Records by Chicago-based psychedelic-occult rock band Coven, led by singer Jinx Dawson, pictured Coven band members giving the "sign of the horns" correctly and included a Black Mass poster showing members at a ritual making the sign. Starting in early 1968, Coven concerts always began and ended with Jinx giving the sign on stage.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2015, 09:47:12 AM »
India's space agency put a satellite in orbit around Mars for less than what it cost to make the movie Gravity.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2015, 09:49:37 AM »
That's ridiculous! :lol
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2015, 09:51:43 AM »
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2015, 11:09:35 AM »
Ok, I get why that pathetic and ridiculous religion conversation was removed (although I found it hilariously entertaining), but why remove Rumborak's original post as well (about roe and pregnant women)? An informative and interesting post regarding evolution gets censored, that's really low, DTF. :tdwn :tdwn
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2015, 11:14:07 AM »
Ok, I get why that pathetic and ridiculous religion conversation was removed, but why remove Rumborak's original post as well (about roe and pregnant women)? An informative and interesting post regarding evolution gets censored, that's really low, DTF. :tdwn :tdwn

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2015, 11:14:52 AM »
I hadn't noticed that. No reason to delete that at all.
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2015, 12:10:46 PM »
Ok, I get why that pathetic and ridiculous religion conversation was removed (although I found it hilariously entertaining), but why remove Rumborak's original post as well (about roe and pregnant women)? An informative and interesting post regarding evolution gets censored, that's really low, DTF. :tdwn :tdwn

Ok, I get why that pathetic and ridiculous religion conversation was removed, but why remove Rumborak's original post as well (about roe and pregnant women)? An informative and interesting post regarding evolution gets censored, that's really low, DTF. :tdwn :tdwn

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2015, 12:16:03 PM »
A lot of mind-blowing ideas are based in science, and if anything scientific is going to upset or offend people, I don't think it's out of line to ask for a clarification on where the line is drawn.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2015, 12:18:20 PM »
Ok, I get why that pathetic and ridiculous religion conversation was removed (although I found it hilariously entertaining), but why remove Rumborak's original post as well (about roe and pregnant women)? An informative and interesting post regarding evolution gets censored, that's really low, DTF. :tdwn :tdwn

Ok, I get why that pathetic and ridiculous religion conversation was removed, but why remove Rumborak's original post as well (about roe and pregnant women)? An informative and interesting post regarding evolution gets censored, that's really low, DTF. :tdwn :tdwn

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2015, 12:19:14 PM »
I had not seen that my post was deleted.

But yeah, I think some clarification is in order. Is modern science at this point deemed offensive in this board?
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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2015, 12:23:25 PM »
The only thing blowing my mind in this thread is that Rumborak's post gets deleted because of someone's totally imagined attack on their faith.

I am extremely disappointed in the way this is being handled.
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« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2015, 01:51:02 PM »
We are open for business.

Come on.  Blow my mind.
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« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2015, 01:54:43 PM »
There are more cells of bacteria in your body than there are human cells.

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« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2015, 01:58:42 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The ABC song are the same tune.

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Re: The "let me blow your mind" thread
« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2015, 02:00:47 PM »
Jesus was still walking the earth approximately 63 billion seconds ago.
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