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D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2015, 02:05:04 AM »
lol awesome
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2015, 06:23:13 AM »
Why is that dog putting up with mouse?
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2015, 06:39:38 AM »
It's a rat and they're very friendly and playful and clean and intelligent.

Dogs however....  :\
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2015, 06:47:15 AM »
Dogs are awesome.

Rats are gross.

Mice are, well, irrelevant.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2015, 07:01:00 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 14, 2015, 06:47:15 AM
Dogs are awesome.

Rats are gross.


Wait a minute...strike that. Reverse it...
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2015, 07:03:10 AM »
You are a crazy person.
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2015, 07:04:05 AM »
:dunno: I don't like dogs.

i don't hate them as much as I hate football or myself but it's up there.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2015, 07:05:09 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on May 14, 2015, 07:04:05 AM
:dunno: I don't like dogs.

i don't hate them as much as I hate football or myself but it's up there.
Yeah, people that like cats normally don't like dogs either.

I understand preferring cats to dogs.

Preferring rats to dogs is just weird.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2015, 07:18:31 AM »
My bro had pet rats and they're so adorable.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2015, 07:34:23 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on May 14, 2015, 07:18:31 AM
My bro had pet rats and they're so adorable.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2015, 07:42:28 AM »
You know what's the worst though ?


Human babies.


:puke: oh my fuck they're disgusting.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2015, 08:13:29 AM »
oh dude what the fuck, that's disgusting.  fuck rats, fuck them all to hell.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2015, 08:31:45 AM »
OH MY GOD TOO MUCH ADORABLE! I love both rats and dogs, so I swooned. Where did you get the pics from??
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2015, 08:44:04 AM »
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on May 14, 2015, 08:13:29 AM
oh dude what the fuck, that's disgusting.  fuck dogs, fuck them all to hell.

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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2015, 08:49:01 AM »
No way would I fuck a dog to hell they're awesome. 

Rats.  I fucking cannot stand the sight of them.  I have to speed scroll down this thread whenever I click into it. 

I saw a rat last night while I was outside having a cigarette.  Fucking ewwww. 
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2015, 08:56:22 AM »
Have you ever read American Psycho?  There's this one part that involves a jar, a vagina and one of those fucking things. 

You see cute, I see an intestine eating, plague spreading, tiny claw and teeth creepy motherfuck.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2015, 08:58:32 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on May 14, 2015, 06:47:15 AM
Dogs are awesome.

Rats are gross.

Mice are, well, irrelevant.

And all three suck compared to cats.  :biggrin:
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2015, 08:59:31 AM »
The only thing cats are good for are eating mice and rats and doing fuck all else everyday. 
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2015, 11:07:52 AM »
Yeah, because cats rhymes with rats.  :lol
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2015, 02:19:09 PM »
Fancy rats are domesticated and make EXCELLENT pets. They're extremely affectionate and they're intelligent enough to train, just like dogs. I thought of getting a few, but it's like getting a dog you know will die in two years.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2015, 04:31:13 PM »
My wife and I have two fancy rats. Extremely fun pets.
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2015, 05:09:03 PM »


How is that gross?
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2015, 06:07:42 PM »
It's grossly ADORABLE, is what it is.
I mean, I get it: if your only experience with a rat was when a big filthy one ate your baby in a subway station, of course you're going to be grossed out. But these are not those rats. These are CUTE ONES.
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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2015, 06:29:55 PM »
Jackie gets it.
Edit: You asked earlier. The pictures were posted on reddit. I think on /r/animalsbeingbros
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Re: D'AWWWWWWW (prepare your hearts)
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2015, 07:03:37 AM »
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