I lol'd. It's ok, because I've already got my straight-to-hell ticket punched.
I'm all about the flavored coffee. Had a caramel spiced scotch batch last month, and still have red velvet bag in the freezer. I like to experiment, but some things just don't work out. On that topic - but not coffee - I tried wasabi hummus once. I love wasabi; I love hummus... figured 'what could be bad about this?'. The answer? Everything. It was putrid.