Author Topic: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks! (Read 267724 times)

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2415 on:** June 03, 2015, 07:57:14 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 03, 2015, 07:52:35 AM

Yes it is Hef. I have the full cable boat. Every year they want to raise my price and I tell them that I've been with them now for 22 years and I want the same cost or I leave. I get the same price all the time.

Who is your cable provider? We have Time Warner.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2416 on:** June 03, 2015, 07:59:45 AM »

Comcast. I bully them every year. With all the dish companies around they have to bow down. People just ship all the time.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2417 on:** June 03, 2015, 08:04:15 AM »

The only premium channel we carry is HBO. With all of the regular network shows we watch, I don't have time for any other channels, nor am I willing to pay for another channel just because it has one show that I think I might like.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2418 on:** June 03, 2015, 08:13:34 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 03, 2015, 07:46:11 AM

[ It has a lot of Stargate cred

Not that I'll likely see it (I don't have cable) but what does that mean? Same writers or story arc?

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2419 on:** June 03, 2015, 08:18:11 AM »

Quote from: bl5150 on June 03, 2015, 08:13:34 AM

Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 03, 2015, 07:46:11 AM
[ It has a lot of Stargate cred

Not that I'll likely see it (I don't have cable) but what does that mean? Same writers or story arc?

Created by two of the main writers on Stargate, and it includes several Stargate writers and actors both as main cast and minor roles (including David Hewlett). On top of that, the show is set on a spaceship.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #2420 on:** June 03, 2015, 09:48:47 PM »

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2421 on:** June 03, 2015, 10:10:26 PM »

Zydar · « **Reply #2422 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:02:23 PM »

Terrible.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2423 on:** June 04, 2015, 05:55:37 AM »

Where are the pun police when you need them.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2424 on:** June 04, 2015, 06:16:33 AM »

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2425 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:00:09 AM »

What do you call two spanish firemen ?

Jose and Hose B.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2426 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:02:22 AM »

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2427 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:26:09 AM »

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #2428 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:33:21 AM »

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

His mummy.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2429 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:37:15 AM »

Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #2430 on:** June 04, 2015, 10:41:49 AM »

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2431 on:** June 04, 2015, 11:06:57 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 04, 2015, 10:37:15 AM

Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

it's easy to find though.

it's the dead centre of town.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2432 on:** June 04, 2015, 11:11:53 AM »

Quote from: JayOctavarium on June 04, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2433 on:** June 04, 2015, 12:35:41 PM »

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Lucien · « **Reply #2434 on:** June 04, 2015, 01:29:09 PM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 04, 2015, 12:35:41 PM

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

/thread

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2435 on:** June 04, 2015, 01:31:54 PM »

Why do men have such a hard time making eye contact with a woman?

Because bewbs don't have eyes.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2436 on:** June 04, 2015, 03:22:13 PM »

My bro's latest short video made with a Black Magic camera and a Ronin Gimbal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES4Yia13o84&feature=youtu.be

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #2437 on:** June 04, 2015, 07:42:10 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 04, 2015, 01:31:54 PM

Why do men have such a hard time making eye contact with a woman?

Because bewbs don't have eyes.

Yes they do? What are the circles on them supposed to be?

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2438 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:53:10 AM »

Hm I want to add another thing to my video, but it would take time and effort to do, and the video is otherwise finished and usable as is, so I'm unmotivated to do it. What to do.

(You know I'm totally not gonna do extra work)

bl5150 · « **Reply #2439 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:55:14 AM »

1. stop wanting
2. start doing

Hope that helps

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2440 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:56:42 AM »

3.

?
4. Profit!

It sounds like an ad, or a self help DVD.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2441 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:59:14 AM »

I was expecting you to take step 1 and use it to eliminate the need for step 2

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2442 on:** June 05, 2015, 04:19:54 AM »

Step 2 unfortunately has to happen at some point, unless I want to continue being a penniless chump.

I might just give it a try, and if it doesn't work out quickly enough, then I'll give up on it.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2443 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:53:31 AM »

You are still a chump.

Deal with it.

Oh crap, wrong thread. Morning.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2444 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:55:07 AM »

I'm ok with being a chump, it's the poor part that bothers me.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2445 on:** June 05, 2015, 05:57:01 AM »

I know, it seems the more I make, the poorer we are. As long as we are happy I'm ok.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2446 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:13:17 AM »

I'm not unhappy, but I'd be much happier with some money!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2447 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:42:09 AM »

It's free doughnut day in America and I said no. I'm eating watermelon and strawberries. Joe is not happy.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2448 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:49:39 AM »

Honestly, I think I would be considerably happier eating watermelon, but I get it.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2449 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:49:46 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 05, 2015, 06:42:09 AM

It's free doughnut day in America and I said no. I'm eating watermelon and strawberries. Joe is not happy.

Surely a national event like that is an acceptable allowance?! I had some doughnuts the other day for the first time in a while. They were good.

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 05, 2015, 06:49:39 AM

Honestly, I think I would be considerably happier eating watermelon, but I get it.

Watermelon is delicious, although so are doughnuts. Kinda hard to compare the two though.

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Author Topic: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks! (Read 267724 times)