Close enough. That was the number and his name was Dr. Shoe. Then, when nobody called any of the 5 rotary-style phones he had on the kitchen table he made another infomercial and said it's not just 1-800-SHOE, it's 1-800-PIMF, 1-800-RGNE, and some others.
What was the name of that one girl that liked Bud but he thought she was just pretending cuz she had a weird "fakey" name but really her "parents are idiots"? It was when he was younger, like 14 maybe. HINT: Calendar